Author Topic: I'm not dead (Read 2239 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** August 17, 2008, 02:26:07 PM »

but my knee is broken $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2008, 02:27:11 PM »

huh?

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2008, 02:27:28 PM »

quit kneeling so much

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2008, 02:27:45 PM »

What happened?

radioheadrule83 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2008, 02:39:08 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2008, 02:40:08 PM »

That sucks. I hope you have a speedy recovery.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2008, 02:43:02 PM »

story plz

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2008, 04:24:03 PM »

What happened, PD? I was just wondering why we hadn't seen you lately. I hope it's not too bad

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2008, 04:25:34 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 17, 2008, 04:24:03 PM

I hope it's not too bad

White Man, you should have let him wear kneepads. Are you happy now?

Reb · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2008, 05:00:46 PM »

Misery doesn't like company?

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2008, 05:41:02 PM »

did you at least get head from the cute nurse?

Tucah · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2008, 05:41:11 PM »

We need a story before I can sympathize.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2008, 06:08:07 PM »

Quote from: Tucah on August 17, 2008, 05:41:11 PM

We need a story before I can sympathize.

Nah it will probably be a wildly exaggerated fake story anyway.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2008, 06:23:18 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on August 17, 2008, 06:08:07 PM

Quote from: Tucah on August 17, 2008, 05:41:11 PM
We need a story before I can sympathize.

Nah it will probably be a wildly exaggerated fake story anyway.

This isn't abrader we're talking about here.

drohne · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2008, 06:28:39 PM »

yeah, pd is more about the totally mundane but nevertheless obviously fake story

sorry about the broken knee, though -- sounds like it'd hurt terribly

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2008, 06:32:55 PM »

Were you trying to dunk? I know hops isn't part of your game.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2008, 07:05:42 PM »

Get well soon, lover.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2008, 08:01:49 PM »

turns out you were just in nebraska?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2008, 08:34:22 PM »

"I don't want to go on the cart!"

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2008, 08:50:03 PM »

Cheebs has gone too far.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** August 19, 2008, 12:14:05 PM »

I've been busy putting new carpet into my house on campus. To do so you've gotta use a knee kicker
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=knee%20kicker%20carpet&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Basically you kick that device with your knee and it inches the carpet into the sides of a room. The process was going horribly slow so I wound up kicking as hard as I could...and dislocated my knee; I had to pop it back into the socket (FUCK). That was a few days ago; yesterday I was walking down the stairs and it popped out again...so I'm heading to the doctor later today

$:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** August 19, 2008, 12:17:43 PM »

that's a bit funny. Still sorry about that.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #22 on:** August 19, 2008, 12:33:56 PM »

your knee wasn't even broken, liar

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** August 19, 2008, 01:36:34 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on August 19, 2008, 12:33:56 PM

your knee wasn't even broken, liar

I say we really break it to teach him a lesson, the lying bastard.

Lone · « **Reply #24 on:** August 19, 2008, 04:52:12 PM »

"I'm not dead"

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Man-kept-upright-wake-last-wish-El-Nuevo-Dia-dead-on/ss/events/hl/081908pantojamedina/s:/ap/20080819/ap_on_fe_st/puerto_rico_standing_wake/im:/080819/481/e4342933128e4f7c9d8e0ab6e2c2e871/;_ylt=As1jjVGCUhU_s6cx3R8YNVsuQE4F

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** August 19, 2008, 05:27:30 PM »

That's just not right

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #26 on:** August 19, 2008, 06:08:10 PM »

Hopefully the treatment of your knee doesn't involve getting a new orifice a few inches above your butthole (letisha)

etiolate · « **Reply #27 on:** August 19, 2008, 08:15:54 PM »

Make sure you get yourself a serving wench while you heal.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** August 19, 2008, 08:27:54 PM »

Just got back from the doctor. It's not broken luckily but I have to get some x-rays done. Apparently I didn't properly "pop" it back into the socket which caused it to pop out again. At worst I'll be wearing crutches $:-\$

he said I might have re-aggravated a previous knee injury I had (someone ~~jumped~~ stepped on my knee during an AAU basketball game about 5 years ago)

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #29 on:** August 19, 2008, 08:34:15 PM »

:'( :'( :'( :'( x1,000

etiolate · « **Reply #30 on:** August 19, 2008, 08:36:04 PM »

You better be sad GG. Giving Maurice a busted knee and TVC a bad ankle, will your sexual rampage never end?

Eric P · « **Reply #31 on:** August 20, 2008, 09:32:33 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on August 19, 2008, 08:15:54 PM

Make sure you get yourself a serving wench while you heal.

you mean a bang maid

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** August 20, 2008, 09:50:47 AM »

i wonder if symbios has banged his bang maid yet...

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** August 20, 2008, 10:05:56 AM »

Quote from: Lone on August 19, 2008, 04:52:12 PM

"I'm not dead"

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Man-kept-upright-wake-last-wish-El-Nuevo-Dia-dead-on/ss/events/hl/081908pantojamedina/s:/ap/20080819/ap_on_fe_st/puerto_rico_standing_wake/im:/080819/481/e4342933128e4f7c9d8e0ab6e2c2e871/;_ylt=As1jjVGCUhU_s6cx3R8YNVsuQE4F
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Author Topic: I'm not dead (Read 2239 times)