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GilloD

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Here are 3 free opening sentences for short stories
« on: August 18, 2008, 05:21:14 PM »
When I get really bored at work I like to write the opening sentences to stories I'll never write. You may have them for free, provided that whatever you earn I get a pro-rate return on- i.e., if you get 100$ for 100 words and my sentence is 10 words, that's 10 bucks, buddy. j/k.

"It was hard to describe what had happened to Mark as a revelation, but it got him to think differently at least"

"I came to believe that "operations" didn't really exist and that like us, it was four of them in a room, holding back the dam"

"It wasn't so much being trapped in a balloon that shook him up, but more the total effect of seeing all that land- all that place- at one time."

Okay, get to work.
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Re: Here are 3 free opening sentences for short stories
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2008, 05:29:12 PM »
It was hard to describe what had happened to Mark as a revelation, but it got him to think differently at least. He'd never been attracted to men, but the idea of being close to another erect penis was always interesting, but weird to him.

The night came when he got a chance to be alone with another man at a party. A short, green-eyed guy with a little bit of stubble. Attractive, he thought. They talked for awhile, and then started kissing. Before he knew it, Mark was balls deep into Jake's asshole.

Afterwards, he went home and thought. He liked it. He really, really liked it, but it was hard to describe what had happened to Mark as a revelation, even though it got him to think differently at least.

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Re: Here are 3 free opening sentences for short stories
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2008, 05:31:43 PM »
 :lol
You owe me 29 cents. But LULZ anyhow.
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Re: Here are 3 free opening sentences for short stories
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2008, 05:47:19 PM »
It wasn't so much being trapped in a balloon that shook him up, but more the total effect of seeing all that land- all that place- at one time.

"Jesus!", exclaimed Gillo, who's voice had taken on the timbre of a cartoon chipmunk. The more panicked he became, the more helium he was sucking in with each desperate breath.

Suddenly his cell phone rang. Gillo fumbled around in his pockets as best as he could while trying to remain standing in his ever-ascending rubber novelty coloured prison.

"HELLO!", he squeaked, sounding like a vinyl record played back too fast.

"It's the clowns. You having any second thoughts about our proposal?"

"YOU BASTARDS!", Gillo exclaimed,

 "WE CAN'T MAKE EXPLODING PEANUT BUTTER! THINK OF THE CHILDREN"

"Well..." the clown retorted smoothly,
"maybe you can try to explain that to Clarabel."

"Huh?! Who's Clarabel", Gillo honked.

"Look down" said the clown, with a tone of amusement.

Gillo dropped his eyes to ground level just in time to see what appeared to be a clown with a helmet on climbing into a rather large brightly coloured circus canon.

It was aimed dead at him.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2008, 07:03:04 PM by muckhole »
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Re: Here are 3 free opening sentences for short stories
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2008, 06:26:37 PM »
I came to believe that "operations" didn't really exist and that like us, it was four of them in a room, holding back the dam.

"Jesus!", exclaimed Gillo, who's voice had taken on the timbre of a cartoon chipmunk. The more panicked he became, the more helium he was sucking in with each desperate breath.

Suddenly his cell phone rang. Gillo fumbled around in his pockets as best as he could while trying to remain standing in his ever-ascending rubber novelty coloured prison.

"HELLO!", he squeaked, sounding like a vinyl record played back to fast.

"It's the clowns. You having any second thoughts about our proposal?"

"YOU BASTARDS!", Gillo exclaimed,

 "WE CAN'T MAKE EXPLODING PEANUT BUTTER! THINK OF THE CHILDREN"

"Well..." the clown retorted smoothly,
"maybe you can try to explain that to Clarabel."

"Huh?! Who's Clarabel", Gillo honked.

"Look down" said the clown, with a tone of amusement.

Gillo dropped his eyes to ground level just in time to see what appeared to be a clown with a helmet on climbing into a rather large brightly coloured circus canon.

It was aimed dead at him.

They talked for awhile, and then started kissing. Before he knew it, the clown was balls deep into GilloD's asshole.

Afterwards, he went home and thought. He liked it. He really, really liked it, but it was hard to describe what had happened to GilloD as a revelation, even though it got him to think differently at least.
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Re: Here are 3 free opening sentences for short stories
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2008, 06:40:44 PM »
THE INVASION OF MARK
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The Cock God
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It wasn't so much being trapped in a balloon that shook him up, but more the total effect of seeing all that land- all that place- at one time. The other-worldly polymer that now encased mark and controlled his ascent, somehow allowed him to survive the cold and crushing pressure changes he would have otherwise experienced in his journey into the upper-stratosphere. Way above cloud cover, the sun blazing in all directions, the serene landscape of fluffy clouds betrayed the nature of this perilous odyssey. If he was to die up here, he thought, at least he would have laid his eyes first hand on the greatest beauty that Earth has to offer.

As the blue hues gave way to the blackness that blankets the stars, Mark began to feel faint, and a tingling spread throughout his body. Though he was no longer captive to the balloon, the coldness of space did not freeze him; he was not turned inside out by any vacuum. He was alive. It was hard to describe what happened to Mark as a revelation, but it got him to think differently at least. Clearing his head and lifting his eyes to the planet below him, he felt strange. Calm, but powerful. Like a GOD. With a newfound sense of glory, he clenched his fists and began to feel an energy piercing his every fibre -- tautening his skin, strengthening his bones. It was as though he was being irradiated by the Universe itself, bombarded with greatness. His clothes could not contain his bulging pectorals, nor his barreling chest. And I make no hesitation to mention that Mark was not afforded the stretchy garments enjoyed by the Incredible Hulk of his childhood comic books. His engorged manhood was now swinging forbodingly above the Earth, like a great flaccid pendulum of lust. He knew what he had to do. He had to take his godly seed back down to the mortals, he was chosen, ordained by the great singularity to repopulate the Universe.

He salivated hungrily like a rabid dog at the thought of all the vulva he would soon taste. He would have his chin firmly suctioned into the moist crevaces of Earth's young maidens, and his tongue would lovingly unsheath and pleasure the beautiful cloaked flesh that would soon long for his touch. His mighty penis, now unyielding, engorged and dripping with pre-cum, was ready for the relentless cunt-stretching to come.

But men are jealous beings, each self-serving in their desire to pass on their own legacy and genes to succeeding generations. Mark was a threat that would have to be dealt with.

And so, civilisations' great illuminati gathered in secret. This new superbeing long fortold by the great Evilbore Prophecy was now a reality. Defence satellites and a network of amateur enthusiasts with telescopes were already spreading the word of Mark the Cock God's lusting descent. Time was of the essence. It was not long before a team was assembled with a view to creating a weaponised agent that could kill or at least delay the monster in his conquest. My esteemed colleague Gill Samuels and three others, leaders in their respective fields, were assembled with haste by the US State Department and set to work in a top secret laboratory under ground. They began to study ways to reverse the effects of viagra, and other aphrodisiacs. They called it, amusingly, operation floppy... but the situation was anything but amusing. Men the world over were left feeling inadequate and suicidal as cock hungry women the world over flocked to Mark the Cock God, and Mark in turn hunted the finest pussy, claiming it for himself. With Mark the Cock God's seed oozing throughout our women and the Earth, we were literally being invaded from the inside. Doctor Samuels was not just the creator of Viagra, operation floppy made her a soldier for the US government, for all mere mortals everywhere... a hero. I came to believe that "operations" didn't really exist and that like us, it was four of them in a room, holding back the dam.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2008, 07:20:26 PM by radioheadrule83 »

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Re: Here are 3 free opening sentences for short stories
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2008, 06:45:58 PM »
THE INVASION OF MARK
spoiler (click to show/hide)
The Cock God
[close]

He salivated hungrily like a rabid dog at the thought of all the tasty vulva he would soon taste. He would have his chin firmly suctioned into the moist crevaces of Earth's young maidens, and his tongue would lovingly unsheath and pleasure the beautiful cloaked flesh that would soon long for his touch. His mighty penis, now unyielding, engorged and dripping with pre-cum, was ready for the relentless cunt-stretching to come.


I liked this paragraph the most. Good work, except for awkward use of the words "taste" and "tasty", which sort of came off as redundant.

Re: Here are 3 free opening sentences for short stories
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2008, 06:47:20 PM »
Woops, good call! :D

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Re: Here are 3 free opening sentences for short stories
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2008, 09:50:20 PM »
It was hard to describe what had happened to Mark as a revelation, but it got him to think differently at least. Staring idly at the arm he just sawed off, confetti flesh drooping from a stump rimmed with a rubber tourniket, Mark was slightly puzzled. His head slid to look at his right hand, in it; the blood-stained hacksaw he just used to amputate his left arm. Mark smiled devilishly at his deed. He was filled with valor, lying in a mild puddle of blood, biting down on a wood block, missing every limb but his right arm. The disease spread so much faster than he thought it would have, and it was the only way he could survive.

Mark limped around his warehouse laboratory, getting adjusted to being so much lighter. He moved towards his right leg, lying dead on the ground, and eyed it pensively. Mark dropped to the ground and began to eat his leg. He didn't know what consumed him to do so, but he did it anyways. And why his right leg? He wouldn't have had to move to start eating the left arm he just recently sawed off. It didn't matter. Mark was determined now. It took a while, but eventually Mark had consumed all the limbs he just sawed off, his belly distended and pocked with stretchmarks, his lips crispy with dried up O negative. Mark decided in his mind that it wasn't enough. Clearly engorged, he was blind to his own condition and left the warehouse in search for more flesh. He entered his house, adjacent from the lab, and began the search for his wife. She was still asleep, and Mark enjoyed the fact. He climbed on top of the bed and, using the hacksaw he carried from the lab, sliced into his wife's abdomen. Blood and some coiled intenstine shot out from the incision, and Mark's eyes grew wide with ecstacy. Immediately he begun to dig in, and then his wife finally awoke. She began to scream until Mark grabbed her jaw with his only remaining arm, pulled her face to his, and bit her tongue off. A geyser of hot crimson liquid sprayed Mark sqaure in the eyes, which fueled his hunger even further.

Standing above his half-dead, quarter-eaten wife, Mark heard a knock on the door frame behind him, and turned around to find his 6 year old son, wearing a puzzled face. With all the speed of a one-armed torso fueled by the hunger for human flesh, Mark leapt from the bed and bit into his son's head, biting off half of his face. His son cried in agony and attempted to run away as Mark swung his arm around and grabbed his son's bed clothes and reared him back. The sight of his son's rare, meaty tuchus caused his rotundus appetite to kick in to overdrive, and Mark bit into his son's buttocks with the widest jaw he could muster, and came away with nearly an entire butt cheek.

It wasn't until noon that Mark emerged from his now blood-soaked house, his abdomen ripped to shreds from undigested human entrails and flesh spilling out in a trail behind him. Limping helplessly to the local downtown bank, he flung the doors open and yelled, brandishing his sawed-off 12 gauge shotgun,

"It's feeding time, fuckers!"
« Last Edit: August 18, 2008, 09:56:29 PM by Raban »