Victoria's loaded with hot women... 
recursive: hey babe, you know what this is in my hand?
Victorian babe: um, a cell phone?
recursive: NO! It's a limited edition pokemon DS, FROM JAPAN! I'm.....multi cultural.
Victorian babe: oooookaaayy, c ya.
recursive: Hey wait, I'm not trying to pick you up, I just want to know one thing.
Victorian babe: uh, what?
recursive: which way to the nearest high school?