Author Topic: Captain Rainbow box art (WTF?) (Read 4369 times)

archie4208 · « **on:** August 20, 2008, 06:31:29 AM »

"Please turn over". What is Nintendo implying here?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2008, 07:04:20 AM »

looks quite good/gay

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2008, 02:58:48 PM »

Please turn over...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

to the gay side.

[close]

Oblivion · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2008, 04:28:57 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 20, 2008, 02:58:48 PM

Please turn over...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
to the gay side.
[close]

"We get it, Ted that's the joke!"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2008, 04:29:55 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on August 20, 2008, 04:28:57 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 20, 2008, 02:58:48 PM
Please turn over...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
to the gay side.
[close]

"We get it, Ted that's the joke!"

Don't act like you're better than me!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2008, 04:31:28 PM »

Very Wacky Jappy. I like it.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2008, 06:15:49 PM »

does anyone wanna sell a guy a wii

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2008, 06:18:00 PM »

Viewtiful Joe 2: Electric Boogayloo

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2008, 06:19:07 PM »

You mean Viewtiful Joe THREE omg get it right

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2008, 06:25:09 PM »

please localize this

this is the one game nintendo NEEDS to release

omg

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2008, 06:30:14 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 20, 2008, 06:29:10 PM

Oh lord Skip did this?

Yeah, confirmed crap - nobody will buy it anyway

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2008, 06:30:53 PM »

Except Himuro, cause he's a loser

blk.rebl · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2008, 02:01:08 AM »

i like it, though it's obviously gay (i'm not, and don't care for it)

The Sceneman · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2008, 03:06:15 AM »

Evilbore: the gayest forum about videogames on internet!

You cant find a gayer videogame forum!

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2008, 03:06:25 AM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #15 on:** August 26, 2008, 03:15:09 AM »

when the fuck is Duke3D Xbla coming out

Bildi · « **Reply #16 on:** August 26, 2008, 04:00:42 AM »

Quote from: blk.rebl on August 26, 2008, 02:01:08 AM

i like it, though it's obviously gay (i'm not, and don't care for it)

You're on your own there.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #17 on:** August 26, 2008, 08:42:29 AM »

..................

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** August 26, 2008, 04:12:54 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on August 26, 2008, 04:00:42 AM

Quote from: blk.rebl on August 26, 2008, 02:01:08 AM
i like it, though it's obviously gay (i'm not, and don't care for it)

You're on your own there.

(Image removed from quote.)

This needs to eventually be the new banner.

Bildi

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #19 on:** August 26, 2008, 06:36:54 PM »

Hopefully this is brought over to the U.S., since I am, like, the U.S.' Captain Rainbow.

And for some reason, I think the please turn over sign was entirely intentional.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #20 on:** August 26, 2008, 10:09:27 PM »

As I said on GAF, this is the kind of game that would have been AMAZING if Sega made it during the Dreamcast days.

And I'm sorry, but this game will NEVER be localized by Nintendo of America.

chronovore · « **Reply #21 on:** August 27, 2008, 09:05:08 AM »

Looks like someone mistranslated the genre as "survival whore."

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

E-DuB · « **Reply #22 on:** August 27, 2008, 10:19:16 PM »

[/quote]

WE HAVE A WINNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beardo · « **Reply #23 on:** August 28, 2008, 05:28:51 PM »

Quote

(Image removed from quote.)

Awesome. But the word "evilbore" needs to be a rainbow.

Crushed · « **Reply #24 on:** August 28, 2008, 09:25:13 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on August 26, 2008, 10:09:27 PM

And I'm sorry, but this game will NEVER be localized by Nintendo of America.

I can't think of any reason why they wouldn't loca-

Quote

Birdo is seen by the island's robot police officer as he/she comes out of a public toilet. (The line he delivers as he comes out: "Wow, that was huge. That was like giving birth.")

The officer throws him in jail for using the ladies' room when he's clearly a man. Birdo asks you to go to his/her house and find "evidence that I'm a woman." So you do. This is how it happens. As you walk into Birdo's bedroom, you hear... a buzzing. The pillow on her bed is vibrating and buzzing. You walk up to it, and Captain Rainbow looks under the pillow to find... an item that's censored out on the screen. It's covered up with a question mark. "Proof that the owner is a woman," it says, leaving it at that.

So you bring what is in all likelihood Birdo's vibrator back to the police robot, who accepts it, whatever it may be, as prima facie evidence that Birdo is a chick.

uh

well now

Crushed · « **Reply #25 on:** August 28, 2008, 09:55:42 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 28, 2008, 09:48:48 PM

See also: Smash

That was actually the work of a former S-E scenario writer, Kazushige Nojima. He first wrote a silly non-plot about how it was just going to be a bunch of videogame characters going to a stadium to beat each other up, but Sakurai wanted something "epic" because Nojima's past credits included such serious and intelligent works as FFVII, VIII, X, X-2, and the Kingdom Hearts games.

Crushed · « **Reply #26 on:** August 28, 2008, 10:02:04 PM »

Imagine a group of 2-3 characters running forward with a determined look, stopping at the sight of bad guys, then nodding to each other and making gestures without ever actually saying a word (even the characters who are perfectly capable of speech). Every now and then another character will suddenly appear out of the blue in a dramatic entrance and then immediately start helping the others without any kind of communication.

muckhole · « **Reply #27 on:** August 28, 2008, 10:12:32 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on August 26, 2008, 04:00:42 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

Nice.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 28, 2008, 10:19:04 PM »

rainbow colours for evilbore letters and that is PERFECT

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29 on:** August 28, 2008, 11:33:39 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on August 28, 2008, 10:02:04 PM

Imagine a group of 2-3 characters running forward with a determined look, stopping at the sight of bad guys, then nodding to each other and making gestures without ever actually saying a word (even the characters who are perfectly capable of speech). Every now and then another character will suddenly appear out of the blue in a dramatic entrance and then immediately start helping the others without any kind of communication.

But it did have that awesome aerial battle near the end.

drohne · « **Reply #30 on:** August 28, 2008, 11:37:25 PM »

http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/08/captain-rainb-1.html#more

i now thoroughly approve of this game. too bad nintendo will never localize it

pilonv1 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 28, 2008, 11:44:03 PM »

Kohler

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32 on:** August 28, 2008, 11:45:05 PM »

Best game ever.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #33 on:** August 29, 2008, 01:06:24 AM »

Do want, BUT WON'T EVER GET!

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #34 on:** August 29, 2008, 03:13:30 AM »

Is Nintendo of Yurop leniant enough regarding sex that they'll have no problem localizing the game?

Because that's the only hope of ever being able to play this game in English

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #35 on:** August 29, 2008, 08:24:38 AM »

You'd better not let us down, Reggie!!

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #36 on:** August 29, 2008, 10:18:56 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 29, 2008, 08:24:38 AM

You'd better not let us down, Reggie!!

Well he sure hasn't let you down before

maxy · « **Reply #37 on:** August 29, 2008, 11:21:27 AM »

It looks like Nintendo marketing (non)effort failed in Japan.
First day sales are reported to be 4.3k.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #38 on:** August 29, 2008, 11:33:23 AM »

Quote from: maxy on August 29, 2008, 11:21:27 AM

It looks like Nintendo marketing (non)effort failed in Japan.
First day sales are reported to be 4.3k.

Fuck Japan

Fuck people who buy games/systems in general.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #39 on:** August 29, 2008, 04:52:38 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on August 29, 2008, 10:18:56 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 29, 2008, 08:24:38 AM
You'd better not let us down, Reggie!!

Well he sure hasn't let you down before

Hey, I like making baseless assumption too! Let's be friends.

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Author Topic: Captain Rainbow box art (WTF?) (Read 4369 times)