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Stupid things you've said/done while drunk...
« on: November 20, 2006, 07:24:05 PM »
For me, it was last night.  Apparently I told my friend, the one I messed around with before, "I love you."

:lol

I don't remember saying it, but she says I did.  I'm pretty sure I meant it in a drunk "Man, I love you!  You're the greatest" sorta way.  But either way, wow, it's embarassing.  lolz

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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2006, 07:26:02 PM »
:shh
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2006, 07:33:08 PM »
:shh
What have you done?  Is it about that night we spent together in Vegas?  That was not a mistake.  That was beauty.

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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2006, 07:37:57 PM »
Broke some fire captain's glasses.

I have no recollection of it ever happening. I don't think I even believe it.
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2006, 07:43:17 PM »
"I love you. No, really, I would leave my girlfriend for you right now."

I've done that sober.

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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2006, 07:44:03 PM »
"I love you. No, really, I would leave my girlfriend for you right now."
:lol :lol :lol

What did he/she say?  lolz

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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2006, 07:51:51 PM »
So it never went anywhere?  explain!  You should have argued with her and won her heart!

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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2006, 08:01:33 PM »
Put it in someone. That's the stupidest thing I've done while drunk.

It's amazing that I could find a condom, but not tell myself "nooooooooooooooooooooooo don't fuck that girlie duder, you am going to regret it!"
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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2006, 08:05:32 PM »
I brought her up before in the "girls who liek teh vidyagames" thread. We've always been very close, but for some reason there's always something in the way. We're both in love with other people at the moment. I don't know. Hopefully someday!
:(  Ask her to marry you!  After seeing that happy ending thread on GAF, I want you two to end up together!  COME ON!

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Put it in someone. That's the stupidest thing I've done while drunk.

It's amazing that I could find a condom, but not tell myself "nooooooooooooooooooooooo don't fuck that girlie duder, you am going to regret it!"
*shudders*

The dick wants what the dick wants.  :-\


Edit: Spencer, that's pretty disgusting and funny  :lol

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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2006, 08:10:56 PM »
I also ended up puking while I was taking a shit one time. I was like crying inside the bathroom stall in a pile of puke and shitting at the same time.









It was awesome.
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Re: Stupid things you've said/done while drunk...
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2006, 08:14:21 PM »
Drinking is fun until someone spews or starts swining their big cocks around.

(Ask PD about the latter)

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« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2006, 08:15:25 PM »
Drinking is fun until someone spews or starts swining their big cocks around.

(Ask PD about the latter)
Nah, it's still fun.

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« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2006, 08:19:39 PM »
I did that once when I had some shrooms!

this is really fucking gross, beware, don't read if you're sensi

Never puked while taking those sonsofbitches except for one time. I was at a friends house, we all ate those fucking things, and before I started tripping - and trip I did, let me fucking tell ya, HARD - I felt like I had to take a really bad shit. Which was explosivo. In the middle of that, I realized I had to puke! So I whirled around & starting puking into my fresh pile of diarrhea. It was awesome, but it got especially awesome when I kinda lost control of my sphincter and shit myself WHILE PUKING. Blasted the wall like a dudu Pollock.

And then I felt better! I had cleansed myself, so to speak. The greatest thing about it? I was at my boys' house, and his girl cleaned up the aftermath. I don't know how she had the fortitude to do that, because it was one of those small, windowless apartment bathrooms and you better believe I fucked that little place up, but I gotta admit that was brave of her. And cool, because it let me enjoy my trip unabetted
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« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2006, 08:20:21 PM »
NICE :lol
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« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2006, 08:21:31 PM »
It was such a crazy night, man. My one tripping friend kept thinking his hand was on fire - it wasn't, ever - and he kept screaming and slapping it against shit, and then giggling about it.
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« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2006, 08:23:43 PM »
 :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant

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« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2006, 08:25:04 PM »
and then the other time i took shrooms i realized i had a crush on my girlfriends' cousins' wife so yeah! be careful with that shit, kiddies!
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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2006, 08:26:10 PM »
I love shrooms.  I have a tendency to roll around everywhere when I'm on shrooms.  I love the feeling.  And then once, I laid down in my brother's leather couch and listened to some Tool.  It was like those horrible 70's movies where the music is represented by visual lines of every color and it was like some weird highway and I was traveling on it to see a friend.  And then my brother interrupted abruptly with a "WHAT'S MONEY FOR?!"  I looked at him like he was distinguished mentally-challenged, opened my mouth to speak and said "Well, I don't know."  That's when we both realized how fucked up we were.  We had gone into seperate rooms and in doing so, totally disassociated ourselves with the world and tripped harder than I had ever done before and since.  It was awesome.

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« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2006, 08:34:31 PM »
Yeah, really for the most part I like drugs as a solitary experience, or at the very least I need people that are going to be on my same fucking wavelength, total. I have had to babysit people or deal with people that are just to fucking WEIRD so many times that it's just like, ugh - let me have my OWN adventure, for fucks sake

One of my best friends at one point in my life, and now a total fucking enemy - anyways - her & I used to CONNECT on such a spiritual level with one another when we got stoned. She wasn't a pretty girl by any means but I swear I would've spent forever with her if I could've.
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« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2006, 08:40:42 PM »
Ahhh, the ugly female friend.  Every man has one that he cares for deeply, but wouldn't fuck with his worst enemy's dick and Hitler pushing. 

And I'm the same way as you SC.  I like to chill out and relax when I'm fucked up.  I hate people that are bebopping everywhere and won't shut the fuck up.  Or ones that can't have a serious conversation while fucked up.  I love debating with a serious and intelligent person when I'm on anything.  I also happen to be very violent when I'm on anything, but only if you get me fired up, which is very easy to do.  That explains why I don't do much except for alcohol now. 

Worst people to be around fucked up?  Stupid women.  Nothing more annoying than a woman who can't stop laughing at everything or who can't handle it and thinks she's freaking out.  Fucking Christ.  That's always been a test with any of my g/f's.  I dread getting fucked up with them because if they act like that I'm bound to just tell them to go home.  Blah.

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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2006, 08:43:48 PM »

Ahhh, the ugly female friend.  Every man has one that he cares for deeply, but wouldn't fuck with his worst enemy's dick and Hitler pushing. 

she just wasn't good looking facially, she had mad acne. but she had a dancers' body and her nipples were constantly erect. it wouldn't have been a thang to fuck her for the rest of my life, i'm saying.

That's always been a test I dread getting fucked up with them because if they act like that I'm bound to just tell them to go home.  Blah.

no doubt. my gf can't handle much liquor, she gets stupid and laughs too much and don't even get me started with anything else.
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« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2006, 08:49:05 PM »
I gotcha.  I couldn't handle a brown bag special for the rest of my life.  Well, I dunno.  Depends on what kind of body actually.  Big titties and ass?  What kind of nipples?  Big dark ones?  Big light ones?  Small light ones?  Small dark ones (perfect!)?

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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2006, 09:07:11 PM »
"Bz, show us the uncensored version of that pic"
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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2006, 09:08:18 PM »
noooooooooooooooooooooooo

small, constantly erect nippled ones. like jujubees affixed at the end of her titties, permanently.
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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2006, 09:19:46 PM »
"Bz, show us the uncensored version of that pic"
Wow, that's a lot of regret right there.

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small, constantly erect nippled ones. like jujubees affixed at the end of her titties, permanently.
Got reference pics?  *drool*

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« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2006, 10:44:23 PM »
For me, it was last night.  Apparently I told my friend, the one I messed around with before, "I love you."

:lol

I don't remember saying it, but she says I did.  I'm pretty sure I meant it in a drunk "Man, I love you!  You're the greatest" sorta way.  But either way, wow, it's embarassing.  lolz

I have a female friend who's constantly pestering me for a relationship (I'm not into her) who always pulls this shit on me. "Ohhhh, you should hear what you say to me on the phone when you're drunk! You're so sweet and romantic and flirty!" The first few times she did this I just thought to myself I must've been really hammered 'cuz I constantly try to avoid giving her any hope of a relationship, but now that she's pulled this crap twenty times, I've come to assume she's just full of shit and trying to make a relationship happen by planting ideas in my head.



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« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2006, 10:54:47 PM »
"You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker. Throw his aass out. He's a distinguished black fellow! A distinguished black fellow!"
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« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2006, 10:55:34 PM »
:lol

She sounds crazy, Valis.  Well, I believe I would say this.  I've wanted a relationship with her for a while.  I just know I don't feel that strongly about her.  It was most likely a drunk buddy type I love you.

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« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2006, 11:35:17 PM »
I could fill a novel with these. :(

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« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2006, 12:28:20 AM »
I almost cheated on my boyfriend once. My friends took care of the situation. Never drink without people you can trust to have your back.

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« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2006, 12:31:26 AM »
I almost cheated on my boyfriend once. My friends took care of the situation. Never drink without people you can trust to have your back.

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>:(
I wanted to KILL that motherfucker.
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« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2006, 12:59:27 AM »
I almost cheated on my boyfriend once. My friends took care of the situation. Never drink without people you can trust to have your back.

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I've cheated on my g/f many times sober.  I'm sure she has done the same.  We should probably just be fuck buddies.  We annoy the fuck out of each other.  I cheated on her Saturday and Sunday.  It was good stuff.

What's up?

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« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2006, 01:01:34 AM »
I threw up on our cat. I also tripped and landed on my guitar, breaking it. =(

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« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2006, 01:20:13 AM »
I threw up on our cat. I also tripped and landed on my guitar, breaking it. =(
:lol :lol :lol

I stepped on my Socom headset and broke it  :(

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« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2006, 01:32:48 AM »
I almost cheated on my boyfriend once. My friends took care of the situation. Never drink without people you can trust to have your back.

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It was the booze right?  That's why you were going to cheat?
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« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2006, 01:36:25 AM »
:lol :lol

Booze is just liquid courage.  It makes us bring out our true feelings... or something.  lolz

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« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2006, 01:38:20 AM »
:lol :lol

Booze is just liquid courage.  It makes us bring out our true feelings... or something.  lolz
Ahh I mean nothing against anybody in general but I get real fed up with people when they explain something like cheating (yes I know the girl didn't do it, but it was an "almost") was because of booze.  The fact that in this day of modern technology and higher education people still can't seem to control themselves kinda grinds my gears.

Yeah I understand that's being a hardass, I guess that's just the way it is.  If someone "almost" cheated on me I'd dump them... obviously they are able to be close enough to that point, and next time they're not with friends, GG.
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« Reply #37 on: November 21, 2006, 01:40:20 AM »
I have no problem with people who can't control themselves.  I have a problem with people who pawn the blame off.  No offense to Nikki.  I don't know what your exact situation is.  I'm talking about people who cheat and think that that "Oh, I was drunk" is a viable excuse.  It's bullshit.  Being drunk just made it easier for them to live with themselves while they were doing it.

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« Reply #38 on: November 21, 2006, 01:41:15 AM »
I have no problem with people who can't control themselves.  I have a problem with people who pawn the blame off.  No offense to Nikki.  I don't know what your exact situation is.  I'm talking about people who cheat and think that that "Oh, I was drunk" is a viable excuse.  It's bullshit.  Being drunk just made it easier for them to live with themselves while they were doing it.
Yeah I agree with that more than I agree with my own statement, haha ;)
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« Reply #39 on: November 21, 2006, 01:55:57 AM »
I have no problem with people who can't control themselves.  I have a problem with people who pawn the blame off.  No offense to Nikki.  I don't know what your exact situation is.  I'm talking about people who cheat and think that that "Oh, I was drunk" is a viable excuse.  It's bullshit.  Being drunk just made it easier for them to live with themselves while they were doing it.

No offense taken. :) I agree 100%, being drunk isn't an excuse for cheating at all, and if something actually had happened, our relationship would have been over. There's no excuse for cheating, really.

I don't think that being drunk brings out our true feelings or anything like that, though. I think in my situation, from what I've heard from people at the party and stuff, that it was more like I was too inebriated to be really assertive with the "back off" kinda stuff. It wasn't like I actually initiated anything.

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« Reply #40 on: November 21, 2006, 02:07:49 AM »
One of the dumber things I did drunk was a time I was bar hopping in Manhattan with a few friends. Rrrreally loaded. It's about 1am on a Saturday night, the streets are very crowded with other drunk young people people, I get the idea to see if I can pull my pants and boxers down and stand on the corner and successfully hail a cab with my johnson flapping in the night air. Best I did was getting a few cabs to pull up and then pull off quickly again once they saw the weiner. Plenty of car honks, too. But that wasn't enough. I was wasted to the gills and hellbent on the world seeing my pee pee, so I stumbled down a very busy street of bars and outdoor cafes, again with my pants down, waggling my dick to ladies sitting outside in the cafes, pressing it up against bar windows, having a grand old time. Even worse, I'm extremely drunk so my blood flow is busy doing other things, so I'm doing all this penis grandstanding with maybe a 3" worm.

Not one of my finer moments, I guess.
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« Reply #41 on: November 21, 2006, 02:29:18 AM »

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« Reply #42 on: November 21, 2006, 02:42:00 AM »
One of the dumber things I did drunk was a time I was bar hopping in Manhattan with a few friends. Rrrreally loaded. It's about 1am on a Saturday night, the streets are very crowded with other drunk young people people, I get the idea to see if I can pull my pants and boxers down and stand on the corner and successfully hail a cab with my johnson flapping in the night air. Best I did was getting a few cabs to pull up and then pull off quickly again once they saw the weiner. Plenty of car honks, too. But that wasn't enough. I was wasted to the gills and hellbent on the world seeing my pee pee, so I stumbled down a very busy street of bars and outdoor cafes, again with my pants down, waggling my dick to ladies sitting outside in the cafes, pressing it up against bar windows, having a grand old time. Even worse, I'm extremely drunk so my blood flow is busy doing other things, so I'm doing all this penis grandstanding with maybe a 3" worm.

Not one of my finer moments, I guess.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #43 on: November 21, 2006, 04:04:57 AM »
2 Situations would be

1) Trying to dance regeton with a girl and doing the robot instead and

2) On my 21st Birthday, telling some guy that I had to much pride to fuck his girl (still trying to figure out if thats good or bad)
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« Reply #44 on: November 21, 2006, 04:14:06 AM »
2 Situations would be

1) Trying to dance regeton with a girl and doing the robot instead and

2) On my 21st Birthday, telling some guy that I had to much pride to fuck his girl (still trying to figure out if thats good or bad)

Im pretty sure thats good. I wish I had a story like that from my 21st.. (It was a couple of months ago)

All I did really was smoke a massive joint and eat a mean goat curry. And got drunk and played Magic the Gathering at 5 in the morning.


As for stupid shit Ive done when Ive been pissed, shit, too much to mention. Although the time when I fell flat on my face and smashed it right in was pretty memorable, there was a fuckload of blood.
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« Reply #45 on: November 21, 2006, 04:58:55 AM »
'I would kiss you if my girlfriend wasn't standing right next to me'


  :lol


i might of been joking...too far gone to tell.
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« Reply #46 on: November 21, 2006, 07:52:03 AM »
I tripped on a curb, almost got hit by a car, and tried to pick a fight with a lamp post. :-[
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« Reply #47 on: November 21, 2006, 08:01:28 AM »
The stupidest thing I've done while drunk was without a doubt Freshman year/Sophmore years of college when I would get SMASHED.

Dumbest:

I stole a bottle of Everclear from EAM's fratnerity house when I was at one of their parties and I went to piss in the bathroom and they had like 4 of them in there so I just took one and ran.  It was so funny because me and my roomate knew two of the girls who leased out the upstairs apartment, and the whole house accused them because they've done something similar before.  When they told us at lunch I was like...I believe you didn't do it lol.  Let's just say for the rest of that month we had almost everything with everclear while pre-gaming...Hi C and ever clear :-\

I really felt bad for the girls, they got grilled for that for awhile.

um there was this fat girl Jenn in sophmore year who I HATED and would always come out and tell us be quiet be quiet all the time.  So everyone gets these sandwhiches at my school called "fat bitches, fat cats, fat jew" ect, usually everyone gets these when their drunk by the Greese Trucks.  So I was smashed from a party one night coming home with my boy, and we were making tons of noise and then JEN comes out and is like "can you two ever be considerate??  Some people have classes tomorow".

Nick was like I dare you to throw your sandwhich at her...and I did hit that bitch dead in her head :S.  It was so funny at the time, but I got written up for that one.

Also I randomly call people with stupid bullshit all the time, but that's just dumb stuff.
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« Reply #48 on: November 21, 2006, 08:06:38 AM »
Wow, that's really fucking hilarious. ::)
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« Reply #49 on: November 21, 2006, 08:10:18 AM »
you had to know her, believe me it was at the time.

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« Reply #50 on: November 21, 2006, 10:14:52 AM »
:lol :lol

Booze is just liquid courage.  It makes us bring out our true feelings... or something.  lolz

But it can also be used to trick women into doing things they wouldn't normally do. Generally men hold their liquor much better than women, and when women get piss drunk many guys take advantage of them >:(
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« Reply #51 on: November 21, 2006, 11:30:42 AM »
:lol :lol

Booze is just liquid courage.  It makes us bring out our true feelings... or something.  lolz

But it can also be used to trick women into doing things they wouldn't normally do. Generally men hold their liquor much better than women, and when women get piss drunk many guys take advantage of them >:(


What are you so mad about, you're chances of scoring are increased by like 100%. :-*
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Re: Stupid things you've said/done while drunk...
« Reply #52 on: November 21, 2006, 11:53:59 AM »
Only got really drunk one time and mooned a dog.
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« Reply #53 on: November 21, 2006, 11:59:59 AM »
Only got really drunk one time and mooned a dog.

You forgot the part where it mounted you Morphix!

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« Reply #54 on: November 21, 2006, 12:50:29 PM »
you had to know her, believe me it was at the time.
The part about the sandwich made me :lol

Reminds me of the part in Scary Movie...

"I said a dollar bitch!"

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« Reply #55 on: November 21, 2006, 12:55:11 PM »
:lol :lol

Booze is just liquid courage.  It makes us bring out our true feelings... or something.  lolz

But it can also be used to trick women into doing things they wouldn't normally do. Generally men hold their liquor much better than women, and when women get piss drunk many guys take advantage of them >:(


What are you so mad about, you're chances of scoring are increased by like 100%. :-*

And you see no moral problems with that? I wait, I forgot who I was talking to -_-
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Re: Stupid things you've said/done while drunk...
« Reply #56 on: November 21, 2006, 01:48:34 PM »
Barfed a lot, in public all over people.  It was awesome.

Now, I will say that my old roommate has one of the funniest drunk stories, though.  It was his 21st bday, and a bunch of us took him out downtown in Athens and met up with his brother, who insisted we go to the titty bar.  So we go in, and what do you know?  Our new neighbors who had moved in earlier that week are strippers!  So there was that awkwardness of seeing the girl that I had just helped get her mattress upstairs naked slapping her ass onstage.  I digress. 

So he gets absolutely shithammered and we eventually go back to the house with one of our other roommates (4 br place) and the last roommate has a bunch of mutual friends over.  The birthday roommate collapses into a recliner and we start talking, playing videogames, normal college age horseshit.  Maybe half an hour later, the drunk roommate staggers to his feet, falls into the wall and looks really sick.  Thinking quick, I run into the kitchen and grab the empty trash can, bring it back and put it in front of him.  I guess he kind of grasped that, or maybe we're just really lucky, because instead of puking the next thing he does is start to unbutton his pants, and then proceeds to piss into the trash can in the middle of the living room, completely oblivious to all of us laughing at him, for like 3 minutes. 

Then he fell back into the chair.
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Re: Stupid things you've said/done while drunk...
« Reply #57 on: November 21, 2006, 04:50:36 PM »

And you see no moral problems with that? I wait, I forgot who I was talking to -_-

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Re: Stupid things you've said/done while drunk...
« Reply #58 on: November 22, 2006, 12:02:57 AM »
The stupidest thing I've done while drunk was without a doubt Freshman year/Sophmore years of college when I would get SMASHED.

Dumbest:

I stole a bottle of Everclear from EAM's fratnerity house when I was at one of their parties and I went to piss in the bathroom and they had like 4 of them in there so I just took one and ran.  It was so funny because me and my roomate knew two of the girls who leased out the upstairs apartment, and the whole house accused them because they've done something similar before.  When they told us at lunch I was like...I believe you didn't do it lol.  Let's just say for the rest of that month we had almost everything with everclear while pre-gaming...Hi C and ever clear :-\

I really felt bad for the girls, they got grilled for that for awhile.

um there was this fat girl Jenn in sophmore year who I HATED and would always come out and tell us be quiet be quiet all the time.  So everyone gets these sandwhiches at my school called "fat bitches, fat cats, fat jew" ect, usually everyone gets these when their drunk by the Greese Trucks.  So I was smashed from a party one night coming home with my boy, and we were making tons of noise and then JEN comes out and is like "can you two ever be considerate??  Some people have classes tomorow".

Nick was like I dare you to throw your sandwhich at her...and I did hit that bitch dead in her head :S.  It was so funny at the time, but I got written up for that one.

Also I randomly call people with stupid bullshit all the time, but that's just dumb stuff.


Everclear is illegal in Pennsylvania, which I don't understand at all.

I had it once in the form of lemon drops. Strongest drink I ever had, but I still couldn't taste the alcohol. It was AWESOME.
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Re: Stupid things you've said/done while drunk...
« Reply #59 on: November 22, 2006, 12:31:01 AM »
1. Started serving drinks from behind a bar, Rick James-style.
2. Danced on tables in a we-don't-dance-on-tables-here sort of bar.
3. Told a girl i was messing around with i loved her (ironically i just told this girl i don't want to see her twenty minutes ago)
4. Tried making out with this guy at a Halloween party dressed as a girl, multiple times.
5. Took a piss out of a bedrooom window while piss drunk, only to realize i was fully clothed and on top of a girl i was probably supposed to be fucking, and still in bed.