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Ganhyun

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Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« on: August 20, 2008, 03:42:24 PM »
http://in.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idINIndia-35027720080815?rpc=64


Stolen from Gaf, but deserves its own thread here.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2008, 03:56:23 PM by Ganhyun »
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Re: Well, WW# just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2008, 03:44:39 PM »

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Re: Well, WW# just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2008, 03:45:50 PM »
Damn World War Number.
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Re: Well, WW# just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 03:46:23 PM »
Awesome.
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2008, 03:46:40 PM »
Fucking commies
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Re: Well, WW# just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2008, 03:46:44 PM »
Poland had a good run. Well, not really.  :gloomy

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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2008, 03:48:30 PM »
But we must protect our Polish friends!!! What would we do without Borys?
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 03:52:55 PM »
But we must protect our Polish friends!!! What would we do without Borys?

Speaking of Polaks, whatever happened to Kosma?

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Re: Well, WW# just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2008, 03:53:01 PM »
I've never seen why Russia gets so upset at the prospect of its former satellite nations joining NATO or otherwise getting more friendly with "the west." I mean, they do realize they're not the USSR anymore, right? Or maybe they don't think that at all. This whole "Soviet free" thing is just supposed to last long enough to raise some cash and then it's Cold War, part two. Second verse, same as the first.

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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2008, 03:56:54 PM »
But we must protect our Polish friends!!! What would we do without Borys?

Speaking of Polaks, whatever happened to Kosma?



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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2008, 04:23:08 PM »
Missile Defense Shield is just for defensive maneuvering.  Russia shouldn't feel threatened at all because this Defensive Shield will only be used to defend.  Why would Russia not want others to be able to defend themselves?   


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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2008, 04:25:53 PM »
Noooo Borys :'(

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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2008, 04:26:31 PM »
"Borys has had it too good for too long." - Putin was overheard saying.
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 04:26:43 PM »
Missile Defense Shield is just for defensive maneuvering.  Russia shouldn't feel threatened at all because this Defensive Shield will only be used to defend.  Why would Russia not want others to be able to defend themselves?   


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Seriously, dude, they should nuke Poland back to the Stone Age for acting like they can do what they want in their own country!
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2008, 04:31:00 PM »
Well this with the suspension of Russian and NATO military cooperation makes it even more ugly for Borys and Kosma, who may already be a victim.......


poor Borys and Kosma.

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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2008, 04:32:29 PM »
I thought kosma was from spain....
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« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2008, 04:33:36 PM »
I thought kosma was from spain....

Idaknow, someone in the thread said poland, or implied it.

If he is from Spain then just poor Borys....*


*And any other Polish members or members visiting Poland.
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2008, 04:34:01 PM »
Will the hiv or the Russians get Kosma first?
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2008, 05:31:43 PM »
please let them emigrate all their porn starlets here first, though
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« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2008, 05:34:33 PM »
please let them emigrate all their porn starlets here first, though

This man is a humanitarian.  We can find jobs for those girls.  I know people...
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« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2008, 06:00:01 PM »
please let them emigrate all their porn starlets here first, though

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« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2008, 06:00:57 PM »
BORYS  :'(
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2008, 06:42:28 PM »
Russia and NATO aren't kissin anymore, oh shit.

OSLO, Norway - Russia has informed Norway that it plans to cut all military ties with NATO, Norway's Defense Ministry said on Wednesday.

The Nordic country's embassy in Moscow received a telephone call from "a well-placed official in the Russian Ministry of Defense," who said Moscow plans "to freeze all military cooperation with NATO and allied countries," State Secretary Espen Barth Eide at the Norwegian ministry said.

This is like the intro to a tom clancy game!
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2008, 06:43:02 PM »
Missile Defense Shield is just for defensive maneuvering.  Russia shouldn't feel threatened at all because this Defensive Shield will only be used to defend.  Why would Russia not want others to be able to defend themselves?   


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Seriously, dude, they should nuke Poland back to the Stone Age for acting like they can do what they want in their own country!

I am not a big fan of Russia being the bully in the region - but neither am I a fan of the US using this bullshit Missile Defense Shield business to quietly start cold type hostilities with Russia either.  Russia has had the same damn stance on this Missile Shield business for years - they see it for what it is (or could possibly be).
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2008, 06:44:09 PM »
Poland of all places has the most reason to be worried in a Euro-War. Every time they get crapped on.
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« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2008, 06:49:40 PM »
Poland of all places has the most reason to be worried in a Euro-War. Every time they get crapped on.

They also have more reason to be worried about a land invasion, and not missiles from Moscow raining down on their head.
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2008, 06:53:24 PM »
Well they probably assume if we have investments over there we'll have ground support there in a pinch
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« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2008, 07:10:33 PM »
Russia's anger is somewhat baffling. A few interceptors in Poland will be ineffectual against Russia's large stockpile of missiles.

Though I guess they'd be upset if it were ever expanded.
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2008, 08:13:46 PM »
EB will be pretty lonely after everyone gets drafted except Prole, Malek, and TVC
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #30 on: August 20, 2008, 09:02:36 PM »
EB will be pretty lonely after everyone gets drafted except Prole, Malek, and TVC

I'm too Buddhist to be drafted, dog.
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« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2008, 09:55:47 PM »
EB will be pretty lonely after everyone gets drafted except Prole, Malek, and TVC

I'll still be here. That's one reason I love being a fat fuck!

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« Reply #32 on: August 20, 2008, 10:08:34 PM »
But then we could all join up in the war and form EB Company. It'll be like bad company only the dialog will be better and more realistic.

I wont be in the war because I'll quickly move to Japan and live with Ichi-Sensei.

We'll be all INGLORIOUS BASTARDS up in there.
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2008, 10:35:31 PM »
Russia's anger is somewhat baffling. A few interceptors in Poland will be ineffectual against Russia's large stockpile of missiles.

Though I guess they'd be upset if it were ever expanded.

That's kind of like saying that missiles in cuba really won't effect the U.S.'s second strike capabilities that much.   

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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #34 on: August 20, 2008, 10:36:25 PM »
Posturing on both sides. Hopefully.

Though it'd be cool in a neocon way to see Europe take over Russia for the sake of oil and gas.
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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #35 on: August 20, 2008, 10:37:57 PM »
EB will be pretty lonely after everyone gets drafted except Prole, Malek, and TVC

I'll still be here. That's one reason I love being a fat fuck!

I'd imagine you'll get drafted and get mentally broken after trying to use your e-persona on a drill instructor. Then you'll shoot him before killing yourself

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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #36 on: August 20, 2008, 10:44:26 PM »
Russia's anger is somewhat baffling. A few interceptors in Poland will be ineffectual against Russia's large stockpile of missiles.

Though I guess they'd be upset if it were ever expanded.

That's kind of like saying that missiles in cuba really won't effect the U.S.'s second strike capabilities that much.   

Having ten defensive interceptors missiles hundreds of miles away from Russia is not equivalent to having nuclear warheads less than a hundred miles away from American soil during the middle of the cold war.

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« Reply #37 on: August 20, 2008, 10:48:34 PM »
Father Mike just blew my mind
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« Reply #38 on: August 20, 2008, 10:53:31 PM »
But then we could all join up in the war and form EB Company. It'll be like bad company only the dialog will be better and more realistic.

I wont be in the war because I'll quickly move to Japan and live with Ichi-Sensei.

We'll be all INGLORIOUS BASTARDS up in there.

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« Reply #39 on: August 20, 2008, 11:24:00 PM »
EB will be pretty lonely after everyone gets drafted except Prole, Malek, and TVC

I'm too Buddhist to be drafted, dog.

I'm gay or something.
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« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2008, 11:25:04 PM »
I shall join the Hutterites.

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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2008, 11:49:47 PM »
Russia's anger is somewhat baffling. A few interceptors in Poland will be ineffectual against Russia's large stockpile of missiles.

Though I guess they'd be upset if it were ever expanded.

That's kind of like saying that missiles in cuba really won't effect the U.S.'s second strike capabilities that much.   

Having ten defensive interceptors missiles hundreds of miles away from Russia is not equivalent to having nuclear warheads less than a hundred miles away from American soil during the middle of the cold war.
Sorry that was dumb.  The point I was trying to make is that it isn't a question over how much it would effect things.   

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« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2008, 11:52:03 PM »
I shall join the Hutterites.

I doubt they'd have you.  They keep their beards pretty neat. 

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Re: Well, WW3 just around the corner I guess.
« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2008, 11:56:00 PM »
Russia should just wait until the day before it becomes operational and lob a couple of missiles over. The US and Poles are asking for it.

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« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2008, 11:59:11 PM »
I wonder how easy/hard it is to convince a draft board that you're gay
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« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2008, 12:45:16 AM »
EB will be pretty lonely after everyone gets drafted except Prole, Malek, and TVC

I'll still be here. That's one reason I love being a fat fuck!

I'd imagine you'll get drafted and get mentally broken after trying to use your e-persona on a drill instructor. Then you'll shoot him before killing yourself



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