What's the lamest State? IN YOUR OPINION.

[Rman]

Delaware for me.  Nothing to do at all.  No major cities whatsoever and it lacks the natural beauty of more rural states.  It's just lame.  Sorry if I offended any natives.

[Tucah]

South Dakota seems pretty lame.

[Akala]

Oklahoma. Always wanted to get the hell out of there when I passed through.

Kansas is a very close second. It's so dreadful, but the people aren't as awful.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

North Dakota

- Desolate wasteland
- The place where Jesus Camp was held (Devil's Lake)
- A couple of the poorest counties in the United States
- At the west side of the state, seeing swastikas are a semi-common occurrence.

You might as well throw in South Dakota as well, because they are pretty much the same shit holes.

[Madrun Badrun]

In before Canada, assholes. 

[Beezy]

What is Idaho known for besides potatoes?

[jiji]

What is Idaho known for besides potatoes?

White supremacists. They have a lot of Mormons, too.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

What is Idaho known for besides potatoes?

- Mormon settlement
- The home of the White Nationalists
- A military nuclear research center

[Rman]

In before Canada, assholes. 

Canada's pretty awesome as a whole, so I would not know if that joke would work.

[jiji]

Utah's got a lot of wilderness and natural beauty, but it's pretty blah if you're an effete urbanite like me. The populated areas are 99% bulldozed, artificial, suburban hell, the summers are too hot, and the winters are too cold (and make driving hell with all that snow). Also, Mormons like to legislate morality.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Massachusetts + California.

[Brehvolution]

At least Delaware has no state sales tax. Du Pont welfare state though.

[Brehvolution]

NY
Highest taxes in the nation I believe.
Highest utility rates in the nation.
Governor cracks down on prostitution only to be found being one of best customers. Greed, corruption, Lies, and terrorist target.

[Mr. Gundam]

South Dakota seems pretty lame.

Sioux Falls (the actual falls) is pretty.

[Beezy]

What is Idaho known for besides potatoes?

White supremacists. They have a lot of Mormons, too.

What is Idaho known for besides potatoes?

- Mormon settlement
- The home of the White Nationalists
- A military nuclear research center

Yeah, I choose there.

[jiji]

You're from Utah

Yep. I'm still here. 

[Vizzys]

alaska

its next to canada which is its only escape

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Massachusetts + California.

California.

Lamest state in the Union.

Seriously?

I mean really, were you serious with that one?

Yes. Overpriced, looks over susbstance, nothing of worth, gays,


just a hell hole.

[TVC15]

Idaho is probably the safest choice, jesus what a shithole.

Idaho at least has potatoes, which puts it over many other states.

I think West Virginia is probably the answer. 

[duckman2000]

Indiana

[Madrun Badrun]

In before Canada, assholes. 

"assholes" is a good nickname for you.

 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Besides, everyones forgetting Vermont and Rhode Island.

[ShogunOfFear]

California, cool to the homeless

[TakingBackSunday]

In before every single state.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Yes. Overpriced, looks over susbstance, nothing of worth, gays,

just a hell hole.

True. Largest population of any state. Three of the top 10 biggest cities in the U.S. Biggest economy in the nation. Most national parks of any state. Hollywood. An entire oceanfront coast.

Yeah, California is a hellhole.

Poverty, overcrowdedness, terrible governor, historical sites ignored in favor of dropping money into hollywood, exploitation.

Yeah, California is just heaven.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

just look at hollywood, and all of its exploitation.

Funny how you skipped on my point about them ignoring historical sites to better hollywood.

Self-conceited shitty state.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I still think you're overhyped, genghis cohen.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I'll gamefly you.

[Greatness Gone]

California?  

METHODIS, I WILL NOT CRY WHEN YOU DIE. I'LL LAUGH AND DO DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE IN MY GAY BOOTY SHORTS.

Anyway, New Jersey.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

no not homo gays you fucking idiots, the gay, it's a type of moose that was prelevalent in the 1840s goldrush that would go around sticking their horns into people and killing them.

[fistfulofmetal]

Gaseous state

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

At least Idaho is pretty.  North Dakota looks like fucking ground zero.

[cloudwalking]

North Dakota

- Desolate wasteland
- The place where Jesus Camp was held (Devil's Lake)
- A couple of the poorest counties in the United States
- At the west side of the state, seeing swastikas are a semi-common occurrence.

You might as well throw in South Dakota as well, because they are pretty much the same shit holes.

yes this is the only correct answer, i lived there for 3 years and it is the most boring shithole state in existance. the only redeeming factor is the awesome Badlands but they're mostly in montana anyway.

fuck north dakota

also: fun fact! north dakota is the least visited state in the entire country.

[cool breeze]

New Jersey

Even just going to Atlantic City makes me realize how much I dislike that state.

[Great Rumbler]

Oklahoma. Always wanted to get the hell out of there when I passed through.

There's nothing wrong with Oklahoma, it's just wholly unremarkable. Aside from the Indian casinos, anyway.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

And the whole killing of people thing....

[ShogunOfFear]

Well I'm surprised no one has mentioned a deep southern state yet. No one can defeat the power of grits 

[Great Rumbler]

And the whole killing of people thing....

Uh...death penalty, you mean? That's not exactly unique to Oklahoma.

[jiji]

Well I'm surprised no one has mentioned a deep southern state yet. No one can defeat the power of grits 

Biscuits & gravy

Jazz

[Bocsius]

How about states that need to be consolidated.

Delaware? Welcome to Marylundaware.
Rhode Island, Connecticut, Massachusetts: you're now one state, and your name is Mass Con Island.
New Hampshire and Vermont: Vermshire.

With this, we're down to 46 states, so we have four empty stars on the flag.

Puerto Rico, you're in the union. Welcome aboard. Cuba, you too (half of you are here in anyway). Who else wants in? If we have to, we'll split California in half (it's like practice for the big one!) and annex part of Canada.

[jiji]

If we have to, we'll split California in half (it's like practice for the big one!) and annex part of Canada.

We'll take Ontario and BC. The rest of Canada can separate into Quebec and the Frozen Wastes.

[Flannel Boy]

If we have to, we'll split California in half (it's like practice for the big one!) and annex part of Canada.

We'll take Ontario and BC. The rest of Canada can separate into Quebec and the Frozen Wastes.

If you'd want any part of Canada, it would be Alberta with its vast reservoirs of oil.

[Mandark]

That's what puppet governments are for.

[Madrun Badrun]

If we have to, we'll split California in half (it's like practice for the big one!) and annex part of Canada.

We'll take Ontario and BC. The rest of Canada can separate into Quebec and the Frozen Wastes.

If you'd want any part of Canada, it would be Alberta with its vast reservoirs of oil.

Sk has uranium.  Don't fucking leave us out.  You guess never invite us to anything.   :'(

[Flannel Boy]

If we have to, we'll split California in half (it's like practice for the big one!) and annex part of Canada.

We'll take Ontario and BC. The rest of Canada can separate into Quebec and the Frozen Wastes.

If you'd want any part of Canada, it would be Alberta with its vast reservoirs of oil.

Sk has uranium.  Don't fucking leave us out.  You guess never invite us to anything.   :'(

I guess the uranium in Saskatchewan causes mutations, like the growth of an extra asshole.

[Bocsius]

Seems slicing and dicing Canada might be a bit tricky. Oh well, we'll figure it out.

And is there one good reason the upper peninsula of Michigan should not be folded into Wisconsin?

[Mupepe]

Annex Guam

[MyNameIsMethodis]

The last thing we need is more cubans and ricans.

[Mr. Gundam]

Oklahoma. Always wanted to get the hell out of there when I passed through.

There's nothing wrong with Oklahoma, it's just wholly unremarkable. Aside from the Indian casinos, anyway.

My tribe (Ottawa) is in Miami, OK. Never been there, though.

How about states that need to be consolidated.

Delaware? Welcome to Marylundaware.
Rhode Island, Connecticut, Massachusetts: you're now one state, and your name is Mass Con Island.
New Hampshire and Vermont: Vermshire.

Hell, just consolidate the entire mass into NEW ENGLAND and call it good.

With this, we're down to 46 states, so we have four empty stars on the flag.

Puerto Rico, you're in the union. Welcome aboard. Cuba, you too (half of you are here in anyway). Who else wants in? If we have to, we'll split California in half (it's like practice for the big one!) and annex part of Canada.

Didn't Quebec want out of Canada not too long ago?

[Bocsius]

Quebec may try to get out of Canada, and I surmise the rest of Canada wouldn't miss them. Doesn't mean we want them in our US of A, though.

[Joe Molotov]

Didn't Quebec want out of Canada not too long ago?

Yeah, but they don't want to join the USA though, they want to be their own country where they're free to be all Frenched up, without fear of having to hear words spoken in the English language. If they did manage to break off though, Newfoundland, New Brunswick, and Prince Edward's Island would just be dangling out there in the breeze, we could totally snatch them up.

[laesperanzapaz]

texas







ok serious answer? somewhere in bible belt/appalachians states.   damn racist conserva-hicks.

and caliphornia.   hot women from 300 cultures riding me on...

[Raban]

How about states that need to be consolidated.

Delaware? Welcome to Marylundaware.
Rhode Island, Connecticut, Massachusetts: you're now one state, and your name is Mass Con Island.
New Hampshire and Vermont: Vermshire.

With this, we're down to 46 states, so we have four empty stars on the flag.

Puerto Rico, you're in the union. Welcome aboard. Cuba, you too (half of you are here in anyway). Who else wants in? If we have to, we'll split California in half (it's like practice for the big one!) and annex part of Canada.

You forgot to add Mexico. Might as well.

And put me down for Oregon being the worst state in the US. Complete shit.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

How about states that need to be consolidated.

Delaware? Welcome to Marylundaware.
Rhode Island, Connecticut, Massachusetts: you're now one state, and your name is Mass Con Island.
New Hampshire and Vermont: Vermshire.

With this, we're down to 46 states, so we have four empty stars on the flag.

Puerto Rico, you're in the union. Welcome aboard. Cuba, you too (half of you are here in anyway). Who else wants in? If we have to, we'll split California in half (it's like practice for the big one!) and annex part of Canada.

Keep California 1 state and annex Israel.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Just get rid of california. Disgusting state.

[Raban]

Oregon the worst? Elaborate

Well maybe it's purely anecdotal, I just had a horrible time. I went up to Oregon to meet with a girl I met online and knew for like 4 years. She was so excited to meet me, and then when I finally met her, she was banal, half-distinguished mentally-challenged and damn near put me to sleep when she sparked any kind of conversation. She was horrifically disfigured in person, and the best she could do to show her friend around her place of living is have me drive her to her friend's house so she can introduce me to a whole bunch of manbabies playing Gamecube and watching Japanese claymation films about dog shit.

The only good part of the trip was that when I went to her dad's house and we got into her room, I was the last one in so I slammed the door and yelled "RAPE TIME" and started lol'ing and she stopped awkwardly and said "Yeah...don't do that."

Me and my parents went to Portland after that, which was boring and stupid, and all the people there were basically Californians with whiter skin. We went to the Portland Zoo (first trip to a zoo in my lifetime) and it was stupid because all the animals looked sad and tortured. The best part of the zoo was I saw some turtles doing a four-way gangbang and the BSOD on a kiosk display.

The turtle gangbang

[Great Rumbler]

Oregon the worst? Elaborate

watching Japanese claymation films about dog shit.

Actually it's Korean.

[Raban]

Oregon the worst? Elaborate

watching Japanese claymation films about dog shit.

Actually it's Korean.

lmfao that you know about it

[Tundra]

Oregon the worst? Elaborate

The turtle gangbang
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reported !!! 

[Raban]

rofl