Author Topic: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside) (Read 4468 times)

The Sceneman · « **on:** November 21, 2006, 01:15:21 AM »

Okay I was hanging out at my favourite soft porn site Suicide Girls and apparently one of them is a 'gamer'. Her screen name is 'Loretta'

Heres a quote from her blog:

"So I bought Metroid Prime 2 echoes today for the gamecube. I've been a bit anti that game before, or that kind of games but I decided that was stupid and now I'm playin it.
It's still a bit to scary for me though and I jump all the time but it's still nice. And I'm not used to the controlls and such yet but I'm getting there.
It's fun to shoot at things and kill monsters

"

Awesome. Shes an ugly bitch though. My friend tells me she owns a DS also.

Prost · « **Reply #1 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:35:46 AM »

She's OBVIOUSLY terrible at games which automatically = major turnoff. Girls that play games but can't fathom how to fucking move and shoot well are useless.

D- ... I guess no F since she actually picked up the game. But she's ugly so.....

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:40:20 AM »

Are ugly women good for anything?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:43:23 AM »

I figured out that this thread is useless without pic:

Man features 'FTL'

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** November 21, 2006, 02:24:12 AM »

EDIT: whoa, that new pic is dog oogly

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5 on:** November 21, 2006, 03:44:29 AM »

Maybe my standards are too high.

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Polari · « **Reply #6 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:23:20 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on November 21, 2006, 03:44:29 AM

Maybe my standards are too high.

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Yeah I can vouch for this. His standards aren't that high.

Polari · « **Reply #7 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:24:05 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 21, 2006, 02:24:12 AM

she looks aight to me

jesus, you fuckin' poser teenboys

Dude...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:26:50 AM »

The edited pic is pretty hideous, the first pic wasn't so bad.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #9 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:29:13 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 21, 2006, 04:26:50 AM

The edited pic is pretty hideous, the first pic wasn't so bad.

I figured a worse picture would be better for the angle Im plugging for. No pun intended.

Polari · « **Reply #10 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:31:22 AM »

Scenester and I went to school with a Suicide Girl. She's pretty heinous aside from some surprisingly decent tits.

Cyanista · « **Reply #11 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:45:12 AM »

I guess there was a pic where she didn't look like a troll up before the edit?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #12 on:** November 21, 2006, 07:17:58 AM »

I heard liking Metroid Prime 2 is a gateway into porn and prostitution. You are better off distancing yourself from her.

Here's the lineage:

Web cam whore >> Metroid Prime 2 >>> Stripping >>> Nintendo Dogs >>> Shemale porn >>> Okami >>> Parking lot Hooker.

Look at that downward spiral .. depressing and all true.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:01:48 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:14:46 PM »

...that's a fuckin guy...

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:19:22 PM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #16 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:22:07 PM »

that dude looks exaclty like one of my co-workers. he's a total idiot.

Melissa · « **Reply #17 on:** November 21, 2006, 05:47:36 PM »

*worst thread of 2006 nominee

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** November 21, 2006, 05:50:02 PM »

Oh no, that would have to be one of the many threads in which you shill for Gamelife

Melissa · « **Reply #19 on:** November 21, 2006, 05:50:30 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 05:50:02 PM

Oh no, that would have to be one of the many threads in which you shill for Gamelife

I challenge you to find even one!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** November 21, 2006, 05:55:28 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on November 21, 2006, 05:50:30 PM

I challenge you to find even one!

We're just talking about Evilbore?

whiteACID · « **Reply #21 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:15:38 PM »

I think I'm going to start a gaming blog.

Polari · « **Reply #22 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:21:15 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on November 21, 2006, 05:47:36 PM

*worst thread of 2006 nominee

GameLife worst anything 2006 nominee.

Let's not forget your tacky photographs either, lol.

Melissa · « **Reply #23 on:** November 21, 2006, 07:24:26 PM »

Quote from: Polari on November 21, 2006, 06:21:15 PM

GameLife worst anything 2006 nominee.

Let's not forget your tacky photographs either, lol.

You say tomato, I say potato.

whiteACID · « **Reply #24 on:** November 21, 2006, 08:10:11 PM »

I say dildo.

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** November 21, 2006, 08:16:19 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 21, 2006, 08:10:11 PM

I say dildo.

I'll be your dildo!

whiteACID · « **Reply #26 on:** November 21, 2006, 09:40:34 PM »

I think I'm gonna start a blog on my IGN account...would you guys read it?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #27 on:** November 21, 2006, 09:46:25 PM »

Probably not.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** November 21, 2006, 10:23:40 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** November 21, 2006, 10:29:18 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 21, 2006, 09:40:34 PM

I think I'm gonna start a blog on my IGN account...would you guys read it?

I would, only because I'm a kiss ass like that.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #30 on:** November 21, 2006, 11:11:26 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 21, 2006, 09:40:34 PM

I think I'm gonna start a blog on my IGN account...would you guys read it?

Only if its funny. You had better be funny.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #31 on:** November 21, 2006, 11:13:41 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on November 21, 2006, 05:47:36 PM

*worst thread of 2006 nominee

I believe my upcoming thread about your diaper filling up with piss and shit is going to be much worse.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #32 on:** November 24, 2006, 09:01:27 AM »

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Author Topic: Girl Gamer Discovered! (Blog Quote Inside) (Read 4468 times)