PD, Himumu, I think you will be happy with this news. . .

[TVC15]

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/this_ass_bra_is_sure_to_solve.html

Introducing the ass bra.  mildly NSFW picture at link.

Ass Bra is Sure to Resolve Lingering Body Issues

We've seen underpants with ass-padding, but what about those women who want a little help shaping their derriere and yet don't want to add any extra volume? There's a void in the undergarment market, and Bubbles Bodywear has taken advantage of it: Meet the Double-O Push-Up Thong, an ass bra. "Go undercover with a license to 'shake what your mama gave you' with our new Double-O Collection!" their Website urges. The Push-Up Thong, they say, "enhances the lift, shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy and shaping the thigh." At $64, it's not exactly the cheapest solution to a saggy backside. At least you can probably achieve the same effect by cutting holes in your old Spanx.

[etiolate]

the picture makes me think happy thoughts but then I think of old saggy women wearing this and totally killing my happy thoughts

[cool breeze]

What a sham.

[Greatness Gone]

I want one of these.

[Phoenix Dark]

My friend showed this to me earlier. She's buying some

[Himu]

Brilliant.