I think I'm becoming an alcoholic...

[Mupepe]

I used to never drink alone.  I've been drunk every night for the past 4 nights... by myself.  It runs in my family.  My dad is alcoholic.  My grandfather was an alcoholic. 

And now I'm sitting here on my 7th beer... listening to Michael Jackson  :rollin :rollin :rollin

[The Fake Shemp]

Real alcoholics drink hard liquor.

[Mupepe]

I've failed you.

The girl is so dangerous  *hee hee* Take away my money, throw away my time.  You can call me honey, but you're no damn good me!

[Prost]

You're depressed, move on with ya life.

No amount of fake women or booze will solve it.  You're a good dude, stop wasting your time with useless fake girls plainly for sex ;P

[Mupepe]

Eh, I wouldn't say I'm depressed, buddy.  I feel fairly content with my life.  If anything, I think it's just a rut.  But I'm happy in my rut.    Except for the fake women, you're right about that.  I have Dulce Maria though!  I'm going to propose to her on the 30th!!!

And if she says no then I'll go after the only other girl I want a relationship with.  lolz

 

[Prost]

Eh, I wouldn't say I'm depressed, buddy.  I feel fairly content with my life.  If anything, I think it's just a rut.  But I'm happy in my rut.    Except for the fake women, you're right about that.  I have Dulce Maria though!  I'm going to propose to her on the 30th!!!

And if she says no then I'll go after the only other girl I want a relationship with.  lolz

 

hahah,

Yeah I must admit, that Dulce Maria...    wacky hair colors though.

[Mupepe]

Oh, but she's so much more than the hair colors!  She has that beautiful smile with such an adorable personlity.  She speaks her broken English and melts my heart!!!  I hope i can get all of that out before Security tackles me.

[Ecrofirt]

I'm glad I don't really have access to alcohol, because I thoroughly enjoy the taste of whiskey so much that I can see myself becoming constantly whiskey-drunk.

[Mupepe]

Being drunk is so good.  But not when Rocketman kicks your ass on FNR3 

[G The Resurrected]

i'm always drinking god knows why

[Mupepe]

I have to be sober tomorrow.  I got my ass handed to me on FNR3 by Rocketman tonight.  I'm going to have to whoop his ass while I'm sober tomorrow.

[Phoenix Dark]

Alcohol is peer pressure. It smells bad and tastes like shit, but millions convince themselves that it's good so they can fit in society. And what are you called when you refuse to purchase alcohol? Crazy. That's right. Crazy.

[ToxicAdam]

The greatest thing about having a vice, is finding others that share the same vice. Like a big, enabling-circle jerk ... everyone gourges on their excesses and feels less guilty about it in the morning.

The best thing about hanging out with fellow drinkers, is that there is ALWAYS someone worse off than you. It helps alleviate alot of the guilt.

In short: drinking by yourself = bad.

[whiteACID]

At least you get great work benefits

[Christopher]

wow I hate the taste of beer/liquer I do it strictly to socialize and have fun...you know something's up when you drunk by yourself ;p

Don't do it Mupee your better than that.

[Phoenix Dark]

wow I hate the taste of beer/liquer I do it strictly to socialize and have fun...you know something's up when you drunk by yourself ;p

Don't do it Mupee your better than that.

In other words you don't like doing it, but since other people do it you do it to fit in and socialize? Aren't there other ways that can be achieved without having to do something you don't like?

[Christopher]

Phoenix, I didn't drink most of my first semster in college because of a lot of shit in high school and because I tried to build up a moral wall like that.  However, by sophmore year, it just doesn't work.  If you got a party it's much better to losen up and have fun with your friends by drinking.

I know it sounds distinguished mentally-challenged, and it is in essence by peer pressure, but you also miss out on a good time by being the ONLY one who doesn't drink.

[Disposable White Guy]

In other words you don't like doing it, but since other people do it you do it to fit in and socialize? Aren't there other ways that can be achieved without having to do something you don't like?

I'm sure you can just walk into a room and fit right in with your natural wit and charm!

Hell, even The Disney Channel takes a drink or two.

[chiller]

An alcoholic is someone you hate that drinks as much as you do.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

wow I hate the taste of beer/liquer I do it strictly to socialize and have fun...you know something's up when you drunk by yourself ;p

Don't do it Mupee your better than that.

PEER PRESSURE LOLZ

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm sorry but the idea of doing something you don't like so others can like you is just stupid, straight out of middle school Disney Channel stupid (think Lizzie McGuire).

How do you know you won't have fun if you aren't drunk in the first place? You'd think that by being not drunk, you'd be more coherant thus able to score with more chicks (many of whom would be drunk).

[CajoleJuice]

I'm sorry but the idea of doing something you don't like so others can like you is just stupid, straight out of middle school Disney Channel stupid (think Lizzie McGuire).

How do you know you won't have fun if you aren't drunk in the first place? You'd think that by being not drunk, you'd be more coherant thus able to score with more chicks (many of whom would be drunk).

You just don't have as much fun. It's a fact. 

[Christopher]

Do you read Phoenix?  I said I didn't drink most of my freshman year in college, and I didn't.  Also I don't take advantage of drunk girls, that's not my thing...I'll hook up with them, but I won't have sex with them.

A lot of people do it just to do it...I really don't think anyone LIKES vodka, and that's the drink almost everyone drinks to pregame...it's just for fun.

...give this lecture to people who smoke, mostly it's a social thing.

PEER PRESSURE LOLZ

[Phoenix Dark]

Do you read Phoenix?  I said I didn't drink most of my freshman year in college, and I didn't.  Also I don't take advantage of drunk girls, that's not my thing...I'll hook up with them, but I won't have sex with them.

A lot of people do it just to do it...I really don't think anyone LIKES vodka, and that's the drink almost everyone drinks to pregame...it's just for fun.

...give this lecture to people who smoke, mostly it's a social thing.

PEER PRESSURE LOLZ

Seems like a dumb behavior to me. If you can't have fun without alcohol you have a problem lol.

You just don't have as much fun. It's a fact.

You don't get laid either way so why does it matter to you?

[Saint Cornelius]

I drink like a fishie, wish I was a pisces.

[CajoleJuice]

You don't get laid either way so why does it matter to you?

You can have fun without getting laid.

[Saint Cornelius]

Seems like a dumb behavior to me. If you can't have fun without alcohol you have a problem lol.

You're a strange cat, P. Dorky.

[whiteACID]

...give this lecture to people who smoke, mostly it's a social thing.

wait..what?

[Phoenix Dark]

I just find it strange that people do what others do in order to "fit in" and "have fun", and then critisize those who don't do it as if they're better or something.

Did you guys forget Fiona said?

[CajoleJuice]

I just find it strange that people do what others do in order to "fit in" and "have fun", and then critisize those who don't do it as if they're better or something.

Did you guys forget Fiona said?

You just made fun of me for not doing something others do to "have fun."  :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

Maybe you like alcohol, I don't know. You're cool in my book, even if you hate me

But Chris saying he only does it because he wants to fit in sounds suspect to me: Disney Channel suspect. How is this different than people liking a particular music just because others do, or not liking a particular movie because others don't?

[Mupepe]

PD, I don't think anyone really does it to fit in, buddy.  I think they eventually do it to see what everyone is raving about.  There are plenty of people our age who have no moral problem with drinking, but just realize it's not for them.  

Beer really does taste good to me.  Like I said, it's probably that inherent alcoholism in my family.  There is plenty of liquor I can't stand the taste of.  And if I did it to fit in with society, I wouldn't be doing it alone.  I enjoy the feeling of being drunk, as pathetic as that sounds.

[Phoenix Dark]

PD, I don't think anyone really does it to fit in, buddy.  I think they eventually do it to see what everyone is raving about.  There are plenty of people our age who have no moral problem with drinking, but just realize it's not for them. 

Beer really does taste good to me.  Like I said, it's probably that inherent alcoholism in my family.  There is plenty of liquor I can't stand the taste of.  And if I did it to fit in with society, I wouldn't be doing it alone.  I enjoy the feeling of being drunk, as pathetic as that sounds.

Well if you like it I certainly can't knock your hustle; it's your decision. I'm more shocked at people who only do it because others do.

Personally I have no moral qualms about drinking; it's not like I think drinking is sinful or something lol. I just don't like the idea of polluting my mind and body. After learning what alcohol does to the brain (and how you get "drunk") I don't see how anyone would be willing to do that

[Christopher]

Do you read Phoenix?  I said I didn't drink most of my freshman year in college, and I didn't.  Also I don't take advantage of drunk girls, that's not my thing...I'll hook up with them, but I won't have sex with them.

A lot of people do it just to do it...I really don't think anyone LIKES vodka, and that's the drink almost everyone drinks to pregame...it's just for fun.

...give this lecture to people who smoke, mostly it's a social thing.

PEER PRESSURE LOLZ

Seems like a dumb behavior to me. If you can't have fun without alcohol you have a problem lol.

You just don't have as much fun. It's a fact.

You don't get laid either way so why does it matter to you?

Erm I have fun Sunday - Thursday by myself, but when you're in the party scene you pregame/drink to have a good time with everyone.  There's nothing wrong with not drinking, but at the same time there isn't anything wrong with it either.  It's just something to do to loosen you up and have fun.

wait..what?

Erm don't most people smoke because it's a social thing?  Or at least it starts that way?

[CajoleJuice]

PD, I don't think anyone really does it to fit in, buddy.  I think they eventually do it to see what everyone is raving about.  There are plenty of people our age who have no moral problem with drinking, but just realize it's not for them. 

Beer really does taste good to me.  Like I said, it's probably that inherent alcoholism in my family.  There is plenty of liquor I can't stand the taste of.  And if I did it to fit in with society, I wouldn't be doing it alone.  I enjoy the feeling of being drunk, as pathetic as that sounds.

Well if you like it I certainly can't knock your hustle; it's your decision. I'm more shocked at people who only do it because others do.

Personally I have no moral qualms about drinking; it's not like I think drinking is sinful or something lol. I just don't like the idea of polluting my mind and body. After learning what alcohol does to the brain (and how you get "drunk") I don't see how anyone would be willing to do that

I have enough brain cells that I can spare a bunch.

[Disposable White Guy]

It's a proven fact that Kim Possible is a lush.

[Human Snorenado]

PD, I'm gonna come up to Michigan and get you drunk and laid (with a real woman).  Well, laid depending on how you look, even I'm not a miracle worker.  But you're gonna get hammered and you're gonna love it.

[Phoenix Dark]

Meh, I'm not interested in drinking. I suppose I'll try an alcoholic beverage after I turn 21 though, just to see how it tastes. If it tastes like it smells, then it'll suck.

I'd probably want a high class alcohol. Sam Adams looks pretty classy from the commercials

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Yeah, alcohol tastes like shit, but you don't drink it for the taste... you drink it to pass out and get laid.

[Disposable White Guy]

The best sex is comatose sex.

[Mupepe]

The best sex is comatose sex.

Or necrophilia.

[Disposable White Guy]

"These balls are ice cold!"

[Mupepe]

Want a rubber band?  We can play a game together 

[Disposable White Guy]

I need an adult.

[Teh Hamburglar]

Meh, I'm not interested in drinking. I suppose I'll try an alcoholic beverage after I turn 21 though, just to see how it tastes. If it tastes like it smells, then it'll suck.

I'd probably want a high class alcohol. Sam Adams looks pretty classy from the commercials

liquor by itself smells and tastes nasty.  Thats why you mix it with something (Coke, sprite, kool aid, orange juice)

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Coors Light and Coca-Cola is CRAAAAAZY DELICIOUS!

[Phoenix Dark]

Meh, I'm not interested in drinking. I suppose I'll try an alcoholic beverage after I turn 21 though, just to see how it tastes. If it tastes like it smells, then it'll suck.

I'd probably want a high class alcohol. Sam Adams looks pretty classy from the commercials

liquor by itself smells and tastes nasty.  Thats why you mix it with something (Coke, sprite, kool aid, orange juice)

OMG HAMBURGLAR