I have a cold in the middle of summer!!!

[Madrun Badrun]

WTF!   :'( :'( :'( 

[muckhole]

What the hell, dude. Buy a lottery ticket. You're bound to catch a break sooner or later.

[Beezy]

What's wrong with you Canadians? My cousin's sister told me the same thing a few hours ago.

[muckhole]

What's wrong with you Canadians? My cousin's sister told me the same thing a few hours ago.

I'M fit as a fiddle. In fact, earlier, I fought a bull moose bare-handed and won.

[Oblivion]

I had a cold a few weeks ago too. It's doubly weird since I rarely get sick.

[Beezy]

Did you guys get caught in the rain a few days ago too?

What's wrong with you Canadians? My cousin's sister told me the same thing a few hours ago.

I'M fit as a fiddle. In fact, earlier, I fought a bull moose bare-handed and won.

[Madrun Badrun]

I spend like an hour a day waiting in the doctors office.  My immune system can't handle all those sick people who have the nerve to think that it's their right to use MY doctors office.   

[muckhole]

You need a sexy private nurse who makes housecalls.

[Trent Dole]

I have one too. Fuckin' sucks.

[fistfulofmetal]

i think i have a hemorrhoid

[TVC15]

You sound worse than me, Arvie.

[Madrun Badrun]

I think I still poop better than you whiteman.  Plus I only throw up like once a year. 

I don't think I've ever been this uncomfortable.  I can't sit up proper because of my ass and I can't lay down with out my nose stuffing up.   And my stargate torrent is taking forever :'(