Yikes. Although, that sounds like any day at the nearest Meijer. But
those womanthings tend to wear stonewashed shorts and faded "These Colors Don't Run" t-shirts.
You should have told her that there are two reasons why bras exist, and that you were staring at both of them.
Hey Prole, does your daughter ever loudly repeat observations you sort of make under your breath? The other day, my kid told an entire aisle of "smelly baboons" to "get the hell out of our way." Then she smiled at me, waiting for my approval and praise. She earned herself a candybar for that, in the next store over.
