Author Topic: My house is full of drunk, crying women. (Read 1424 times)

Mr. Gundam · « **on:** August 24, 2008, 05:25:47 AM »

Pray for me, EB.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** August 24, 2008, 05:31:23 AM »

My wife threw a bachelorette party for one of our best friends. They just got back. My wife is fine, but the bachelorette and most of the girls are fucking hammered. They're crying and throwing up. The bachelorette is angry and vomiting, and refusing to get in the shower. My wife is trying to get her clothes off and get her in the shower to warm her up, she's shaking pretty bad.

I feel for the bachelorette, but the other women are just being obnoxious after making stupid decisions. I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP, BUT NO, YOU HAVE TO MOAN AND CRY ABOUT "OH MY GOD I DRANK TOO MUCH, I AM NEVER GOING TO DRINK AGAIN."

treythemovie · « **Reply #2 on:** August 24, 2008, 05:34:40 AM »

orgy?

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 24, 2008, 05:34:54 AM »

Why were you attending this bachelorette party? Were you the male stripper?

PS. I was at Easy Street Records again tonight. I love going there at like 10-11.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4 on:** August 24, 2008, 05:35:05 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on August 24, 2008, 05:33:46 AM

Sounds like an awful situation, and one that you can't even take advantage of.

You should call a couple of cabs, throw them all in there in groups of four and just be done with it.

And send them where? Most of them don't live in Seattle like we do. They're here for the night. Our bedroom is upstairs, and they're all on the mainfloor, but damn they're loud. Time for some earplugs.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5 on:** August 24, 2008, 05:36:17 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 24, 2008, 05:34:54 AM

Why were you attending this bachelorette party? Were you the male stripper?

PS. I was at Easy Street Records again tonight. I love going there at like 10-11.

I wasn't at the party. I was out with the guys while they were doing the prefunk stuff at our house, but we came back to the house and played Rock Band while they're were up on Broadway. The taxi's dropped them off at the house while we were still playing. We didn't expect them back this early.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 24, 2008, 05:38:38 AM »

So is the wedding tomorrow, then? These things are always the day before the wedding, right? Just so the couple can justify that their vows mean absolutely nothing when it comes divorce time since they were still loaded the next day at the wedding.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** August 24, 2008, 05:40:30 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 24, 2008, 05:38:38 AM

So is the wedding tomorrow, then? These things are always the day before the wedding, right? Just so the couple can justify that their vows mean absolutely nothing when it comes divorce time since they were still loaded the next day at the wedding.

The wedding is next Saturday, thank God.

The bachelor party was Friday night. We drank beer, and people got stoned, but no one got drunk. We played nerd games (Catan, Hex Hex, Formula De, Apples to Apples) Soul Calbur 4 and Rock Band until 3:30 am.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #8 on:** August 24, 2008, 05:40:53 AM »

See what drinking does to weak bitches? See?

Has anyone ever been with a drunken, fierce, sassy bitch? <3 it when cool bitches are drunk. Bitches.

Powerslave · « **Reply #9 on:** August 24, 2008, 07:41:12 AM »

this is why drinking sucks

Eric P · « **Reply #10 on:** August 24, 2008, 09:39:14 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 24, 2008, 05:34:54 AM

PS. I was at Easy Street Records again tonight. I love going there at like 10-11.

one of the owners of Smash records was putting up his personal record collection on saturday and selling literally thousands of records for under a dollar. i showed up early to find they opened up earlier than that and that many people had rifled through and must have taken the good stuff, because there wasn't as much great stuff as you would imagine.

muckhole · « **Reply #11 on:** August 24, 2008, 11:51:06 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on August 24, 2008, 05:40:30 AM

The bachelor party was Friday night. We drank beer, and people got stoned, but no one got drunk. We played nerd games (Catan, Hex Hex, Formula De, Apples to Apples) Soul Calbur 4 and Rock Band until 3:30 am.

This is a disturbing trend I've seen more and more of recently. Strippers and/or women of ill repute MUST be a part of the equation. My gf's brother's "stag" was a round of golf.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** August 24, 2008, 12:09:48 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on August 24, 2008, 05:31:23 AM

My wife is trying to get her clothes off and get her in the shower

what kind of party is this again?

Beezy · « **Reply #13 on:** August 24, 2008, 12:28:22 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on August 24, 2008, 12:09:48 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on August 24, 2008, 05:31:23 AM
My wife is trying to get her clothes off and get her in the shower

what kind of party is this again?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #14 on:** August 24, 2008, 02:12:26 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on August 24, 2008, 11:51:06 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on August 24, 2008, 05:40:30 AM
The bachelor party was Friday night. We drank beer, and people got stoned, but no one got drunk. We played nerd games (Catan, Hex Hex, Formula De, Apples to Apples) Soul Calbur 4 and Rock Band until 3:30 am.

This is a disturbing trend I've seen more and more of recently. Strippers and/or women of ill repute MUST be a part of the equation. My gf's brother's "stag" was a round of golf.

I didn't have a stripper at my bachelor party, but the guys made me dance with some girls. I also got so drunk I laid in bed for 24 hours, wanting to die.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #15 on:** August 24, 2008, 02:23:57 PM »

Where you at?

I am on teh way

Brehvolution · « **Reply #16 on:** August 24, 2008, 02:53:16 PM »

Pics?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #17 on:** August 24, 2008, 04:01:07 PM »

Give them something to cry about OP

spoiler (click to show/hide)

consensual missionary sex :'(

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** August 24, 2008, 04:10:14 PM »

see how many poopers you can plunder before somebody catches on

The Sceneman · « **Reply #19 on:** August 25, 2008, 02:20:56 AM »

I was about to post something chauvanistic and offensive but drinky delivered. You gotta keep the standards of the internet alive and well you know.

Oh, and FHUTA

And some pics would be nice

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** August 25, 2008, 02:21:47 AM »

All the talk in this thread makes me wonder if some of you have been around people who are actually completely shitfaced. Its not a graceful state of being.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #21 on:** August 25, 2008, 02:28:11 AM »

every time i threw a party there was at least one drunk, crying bitch. the worst is when they start fights with other girls in that state.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:38:20 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 25, 2008, 02:21:47 AM

All the talk in this thread makes me wonder if some of you have been around people who are actually completely shitfaced. Its not a graceful state of being.

I once got a friend in High School totally shitfaced. I ended up regretting getting him drunk because he puked on my couch and then fell asleep in the shower. It was like taking care of a baby. It was fucking lame for me and at no point did the thought of smashing his head with a lamp leave my mind.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:50:59 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 25, 2008, 10:38:20 AM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 25, 2008, 02:21:47 AM
All the talk in this thread makes me wonder if some of you have been around people who are actually completely shitfaced. Its not a graceful state of being.
I once got a friend in High School totally shitfaced. I ended up regretting getting him drunk because he puked on my couch and then fell asleep in the shower. It was like taking care of a baby. It was fucking lame for me and at no point did the thought of smashing his head with a lamp leave my mind.

That's TRUE drunk haha. I've lost a few hours to drunk, I just dont remember

muckhole · « **Reply #24 on:** August 25, 2008, 11:06:13 AM »

I should go and find my drunk sleepwalking posts from GAF.

lordmaji · « **Reply #25 on:** August 25, 2008, 11:25:14 AM »

good god man, how did you let this happen? That's the worst shit. I weep for you. :'( $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** August 25, 2008, 12:03:42 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 25, 2008, 10:50:59 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on August 25, 2008, 10:38:20 AM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 25, 2008, 02:21:47 AM
All the talk in this thread makes me wonder if some of you have been around people who are actually completely shitfaced. Its not a graceful state of being.
I once got a friend in High School totally shitfaced. I ended up regretting getting him drunk because he puked on my couch and then fell asleep in the shower. It was like taking care of a baby. It was fucking lame for me and at no point did the thought of smashing his head with a lamp leave my mind.

That's TRUE drunk haha. I've lost a few hours to drunk, I just dont remember

Those are the best. I just flirt with every female I see when I get that drunk. My friends tell me about it the next day and I'm glad I don't remember

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