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MrAngryFace

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I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« on: August 25, 2008, 05:07:55 PM »
This shit comes on the TV and you guys get all fuckin MACHO MEN bullshit with threads like I CAN RUN FAST or I HATE FATS or LETZ TALK ABOUT SHAMEFUL SPORTS STUFF AND TURN IT INTO A HOW I WAS AWESOME AT SPORTS THREAD.
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Tristam

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2008, 05:10:24 PM »
Damn you athletic people! :punch
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demi

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2008, 05:12:07 PM »
MAf just mad that he's a pudgy smudgy fat fuck
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demi

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 05:12:29 PM »
You know who also eats oats - Horses

Neigghhhhh
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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 05:13:50 PM »
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Smooth Groove

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 05:14:06 PM »
What Demi said.  Be mad at your genes, not others, for your inferior metabolism!
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2008, 05:15:16 PM »
Im like 10 lbs overweight, wtf are you talkin about beanpole. Just you wait, im gonna perfect DW Gundam and will SHAME U, Demi!
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demi

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 05:15:31 PM »
I just ate some delicious heart-stopping Wendy's

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Now I'm gonna jack off on my tight hot abs
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cool breeze

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2008, 05:20:15 PM »
Doesn't the Olympics have a sumo competition?

See, the whole fat bashing thing is because of another reason.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2008, 05:21:47 PM »
Quote from: demi on August 25, 2008, 05:15:31 PM
I just ate some delicious heart-stopping Wendy's

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Now I'm gonna jack off on my tight hot abs

lol
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Smooth Groove

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2008, 05:26:15 PM »
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 25, 2008, 05:25:02 PM
I'm terrible at all sports that don't involve running in a straight line.

Don't you need to turn corners for 400 and 800?  I know that takes some skill. 
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Mr. Gundam

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2008, 05:29:38 PM »
Quote from: swaggaz on August 25, 2008, 05:20:15 PM
Doesn't the Olympics have a sumo competition?

No, but a lot of the shooting competitors were overweight.

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 25, 2008, 05:15:16 PM
Im like 10 lbs overweight, wtf are you talkin about beanpole. Just you wait, im gonna perfect DW Gundam and will SHAME U, Demi!


DW Gundam for London 2012.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2008, 05:33:49 PM by distantmantra »
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2008, 05:50:47 PM »
I hate the Olympics for other reasons.
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2008, 05:54:51 PM »
I love the Olympics, and here is why:

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muckhole

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2008, 06:02:43 PM »
I'm going to celebrate Canada's medal haul by eating something greasy and putting on 5 lbs. Heck, maybe 10!
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Joe Molotov

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2008, 06:07:05 PM »
In a few years, we'll all have robot bodies anyway.
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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2008, 06:10:54 PM »
Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 25, 2008, 06:07:05 PM
In a few years, we'll all have robot bodies anyway.

Not if I have you stuffed and mounted on my cock first
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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2008, 06:16:21 PM »
Quote from: demi on August 25, 2008, 06:10:54 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 25, 2008, 06:07:05 PM
In a few years, we'll all have robot bodies anyway.

Not if I have you stuffed and mounted on my cock first

That's the most vulgar funny thing ever. 
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Boogie

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2008, 06:23:09 PM »
RAWR, ATHLETICISM

I CAN KICK ALL Y'ALL'S ASSES.

 :punch
« Last Edit: August 25, 2008, 06:24:46 PM by Boogie »
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Joe Molotov

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2008, 06:24:23 PM »
Quote from: demi on August 25, 2008, 06:10:54 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 25, 2008, 06:07:05 PM
In a few years, we'll all have robot bodies anyway.

Not if I have you stuffed and mounted on my cock first

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2008, 06:24:39 PM »
WHY DON'T YA COME HERE AND TRY ME CANADIAN
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demi

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2008, 06:24:51 PM »
You love it
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muckhole

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2008, 06:26:42 PM »
Quote from: Boogie on August 25, 2008, 06:23:09 PM
RAWR, ATHLETICISM

I CAN KICK ALL Y'ALL'S ASSES.

 :punch

I would like to Grecco-Roman wrestle you to submission.
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Bildi

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2008, 06:34:57 PM »
I've watched less than 1 minute of Olympics this year.  In past years I got really tired of the fact that coverage in Australia is dominated by the sports we're good in (like swimming :zzz).
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EvilBoris

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2008, 08:32:39 PM »
 SBS could have helped you out there...
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Cormacaroni

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2008, 08:39:52 PM »
wow, MAF is back, angrier than ever :lol

you only missed the 'i understand fatties because i once was one myself (but am now slim and sexxxay!)' meme
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Bildi

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2008, 09:20:33 PM »
Quote from: EvilBoris on August 25, 2008, 08:32:39 PM
SBS could have helped you out there...

I know, but I'm pissed off from prior years and would prefer to hang on to that baggage.  It means there's more time for movies, games, and Burn Notice.
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Fresh Prince

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2008, 09:39:18 PM »
Quote from: Boogie on August 25, 2008, 06:23:09 PM
RAWR, ATHLETICISM

I CAN KICK ALL Y'ALL'S ASSES.

 :punch
I'll get a crying woman to defeat you.  :santocry
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CurseoftheGods

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2008, 10:13:31 PM »
Quote from: demi on August 25, 2008, 06:10:54 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 25, 2008, 06:07:05 PM
In a few years, we'll all have robot bodies anyway.

Not if I have you stuffed and mounted on my cock first

Jesus. :lol
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Joe Molotov

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2008, 10:56:11 PM »
Quote from: demi on August 25, 2008, 06:24:51 PM
You love it

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E-DuB

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2008, 11:03:04 PM »
Quote from: demi on August 25, 2008, 05:12:29 PM
You know who also eats oats - Horses

Neigghhhhh

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Tundra

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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2008, 08:25:43 AM »
It's difficult to get interested in this event for me, since there are so many different kind of sports to watch. And most of them i am not even remotely interested in. Horseriding??? Synchronized swimming? blaerch....

I watched 5 minutes of Womens Beach Volleyball on accident, that's all of my Olympics coverage this year.

Soocer World Championship ftw.
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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2008, 08:46:02 AM »
i'm naturally athletic  :-*
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Re: I hate the Olympics, and here is why ---
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2008, 10:03:03 AM »
I didn't watch ANY Olympics and I was pissed off everytime someone tried to tell me about it in real life.  I don't care!   :maf
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