Goddamit, stop the snoring

[TakingBackSunday]

My roommate has the most unbearable snoring I've ever heard.  It's constant, loud, but not like a normal snore.  It sounds as if he has a mouthful of snot that he's gargling, and it gives me the creeps.

Fuck this shit, ugh, this is gross.

[Eric P]

tell him he may have diabetes

[TakingBackSunday]

Can asians get diabetes

real talk

[Eric P]

fuck women in your room

that will show him

[TakingBackSunday]

This is gonna be a bad semester.  I have classes at 7:45 and 9:55, so I'm up like a full 5 hours before him.  Ugh.

[TakingBackSunday]

One and the same.

[TakingBackSunday]

I'm really just tempted to see if I can move into a single.  Sure, I'd be the social outcast, but it's better than this.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

By the half point of the year, one of my college buddies had both of his roommates drop from the school, so he had a single that was the size of a fucking house.

[TakingBackSunday]

Luckily this asshat either has aero-something classes or sits in his little corner by himself watching his weird movies.  So I never really interact with him.

[Madrun Badrun]

you two just need to get it on already.  he can't snore with a penis in his mouth.

[Tauntaun]

Put your junk on his nose, you might have to repeat once or twice but he'll get the picture. 

[cool breeze]

I know the pain of having someone you live with snore bad, but in my case he is in another room and it still sounds like a bear eating pudding through the wall.  I have to wear earplugs every night.

[TakingBackSunday]

Bear eating pudding...

[Himu]

 

[TVC15]

I'm really just tempted to see if I can move into a single.  Sure, I'd be the social outcast, but it's better than this.

Singles are awesome.  I spent my entire second semester in solitude, smoking PCP.  Didn't do much for my grades, though.  And I'm not really abradering here.