Author Topic: being a boy hurts (Read 2967 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** November 21, 2006, 01:11:03 PM »

a nut got caught up my boxers and i half sat on it

:'( :'( :'(

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:18:32 PM »

yeah I hate that

BlackMage · « **Reply #2 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:19:25 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 21, 2006, 01:18:32 PM

yeah I hate that

F UUUUUUUUU

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:21:12 PM »

I hate when I sit on my dick because it's so huge even when it's flaccid.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #4 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:22:09 PM »

Sounds like someone has saggy balls. Your insurance may cover plastic surgery for a "ball lift".

Look into it, it's changed my life.

Christopher · « **Reply #5 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:23:07 PM »

Does this only happen with boxers or something? I never sat on my nuts.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:23:26 PM »

at least mine have descended!

...

:'( :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:24:10 PM »

This is worse: one time I was wearing some sports shorts while working around the house. I noticed a long strand of the short's fabric was hanging, but I thought nothing of it.

When I was done cleaning I decided to sit down and watch some TV, but as I began to sit down I felt a SHARP pain in my crotch area. I pulled open my shorts and saw that the strand of fabric had somehow wrapped around my balls. If I had sat down faster it might have cut them off.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:26:43 PM »

would you have honestly noticed the difference

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:35:06 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2006, 01:24:10 PM

This is worse: one time I was wearing some sports shorts while working around the house. I noticed a long strand of the short's fabric was hanging, but I thought nothing of it.

When I was done cleaning I decided to sit down and watch some TV, but as I began to sit down I felt a SHARP pain in my crotch area. I pulled open my shorts and saw that the strand of fabric had somehow wrapped around my balls. If I had sat down faster it might have cut them off.

I wonder how this guy handles it?

Cheebs · « **Reply #10 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:50:12 PM »

my left one is bigger than the right.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:52:33 PM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 21, 2006, 01:35:06 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2006, 01:24:10 PM
This is worse: one time I was wearing some sports shorts while working around the house. I noticed a long strand of the short's fabric was hanging, but I thought nothing of it.

When I was done cleaning I decided to sit down and watch some TV, but as I began to sit down I felt a SHARP pain in my crotch area. I pulled open my shorts and saw that the strand of fabric had somehow wrapped around my balls. If I had sat down faster it might have cut them off.

I wonder how this guy handles it?

...

Wow

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** November 21, 2006, 02:17:48 PM »

I hate when your junk gets wedged between your legs and your in public. Its uncomfortable yes but you just can't reach in and readjust yourself. So you have to bear it. If your lucky enough, you can just stand up and hopefully it will readjust itself.

* BlueTsunami sighs

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #13 on:** November 21, 2006, 02:26:24 PM »

A few days ago i was mowing the lawn and kicked up a metal pipe right to the balls. Hurt like fucking hell i tell ya. The boys man those things can hurt like fucking hell for a long time after getting hit.

Christopher · « **Reply #14 on:** November 21, 2006, 02:28:31 PM »

...how on earth is that possible?

Anyway the worst pain I felt there is when my friend whipped a snowball there, clear shot

.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:25:23 PM »

My was giving me a handjob the other night and started bopping my bologna a little hard and at an odd angle. She ended up basically punching my right nut. That shit was not cool. Talk about ruining the mood.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:27:58 PM »

I'll 1up ya on the sex pains. Anal sex with someone who i couldnt even get a pinky finger into. Took a hour to get it in right. And while she enjoyed it i was having my penis crushed. Most painful sex i've ever had with anyone. Even with lube it did not help. I had blue balls for what felt like days.

But i agree nuts hurt damnit. I hate little kids though they always knock ya in the nuts.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:32:52 PM »

That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:36:17 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 21, 2006, 04:32:52 PM

That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:37:36 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 21, 2006, 04:32:52 PM

That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.

oh shit

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:57:26 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on November 21, 2006, 02:26:24 PM

A few days ago i was mowing the lawn and kicked up a metal pipe right to the balls. Hurt like fucking hell i tell ya. The boys man those things can hurt like fucking hell for a long time after getting hit.

Where's that ZomBz "simulating real life events" pic when you need it? :'(

Teh Hamburglar · « **Reply #21 on:** November 21, 2006, 05:19:17 PM »

I am both aroused and terrified by this thread.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #22 on:** November 22, 2006, 12:03:13 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 21, 2006, 04:32:52 PM

That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.

Most awesome reply ever.

rocketman · « **Reply #23 on:** November 22, 2006, 01:56:26 AM »

playing baseball, hit by the pitch. wasn't wearing a cup.

almost died in pain.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** November 22, 2006, 02:22:23 AM »

Quote from: Teh Hamburglar on November 21, 2006, 05:19:17 PM

I am both aroused and terrified by this thread.

Awesome avatar.

Beezy · « **Reply #25 on:** November 22, 2006, 04:24:40 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 21, 2006, 04:32:52 PM

That's why you don't have sex with toddlers you sick fuck.

There have been times when I tried to flick a piece of lint off my shorts and I'd accidentally flick my balls. They're so sensitive. :'(

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** November 22, 2006, 09:34:44 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 21, 2006, 04:25:23 PM

My was giving me a handjob the other night and started bopping my bologna a little hard and at an odd angle. She ended up basically punching my right nut. That shit was not cool. Talk about ruining the mood.

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Author Topic: being a boy hurts (Read 2967 times)

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