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Oblivion

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Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« on: August 27, 2008, 01:33:37 AM »
I ask this because I just got asked out yet another gay (this is like the 13th time) today. I never really thought of myself as super good looking (I'm fairly thin), yet I keep getting these dudes, many of which are actually pretty damn good looking, and I wonder what they could possibly see in me.

Thoughts? Pnis?

demi

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 01:35:18 AM »
Congrats, you're a cool young dude
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 01:35:50 AM »
how does a man ask another man out, and how do you react?
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demi

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 01:36:23 AM »
^ Dumbest person in Michigan
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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 01:39:56 AM »
how does a man ask another man out, and how do you react?

you ask your boy on the b-ball court if he goes with guys, then ask how to make it with dudes

but remember, don't let your hookup, get you caught up
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 01:40:11 AM »
You have a nice butt?  Most gays are probably ass men.  

demi

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 01:41:08 AM »
If you look remotely decent, you're gonna get hit on. Gays dont really have preference. It's not much compliment when a gay hits on you.
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Robo

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2008, 01:42:15 AM »
I get this quite a bit myself.  I just assume that, considering it's within the male's gender role to do this sort of thing, an interested gay dude is far more likely to approach you than an interested girl might be.
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Oblivion

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 01:45:30 AM »
Congrats, you're a cool young dude

*looks that word up*

Huh, guess I is.

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how does a man ask another man out, and how do you react?

Same way it happens with the womenz, I guess. They normally just strike a conversation, then they start smiling (A LOT), and then ask if they could polish ma pole.

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You have a nice butt?

Nope. :/

Joe Molotov

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2008, 01:46:54 AM »
It's not much compliment when a gay hits on you.

Tell me about it.   :-\
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demi

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2008, 01:47:37 AM »
stfu joe
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Oblivion

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2008, 01:49:20 AM »
If you look remotely decent, you're gonna get hit on. Gays dont really have preference. It's not much compliment when a gay hits on you.

Goddamn it! I can't turn even THIS into a positive!  :maf

Smooth Groove

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2008, 01:58:35 AM »
If you look remotely decent, you're gonna get hit on. Gays dont really have preference. It's not much compliment when a gay hits on you.


True dat. Even Jotardo gets hit on by gays. 


Joe Molotov

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2008, 02:13:48 AM »
stfu joe

I meant the other gays that hit on me.
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demi

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2008, 02:18:49 AM »
:wub
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Greatness Gone

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2008, 06:44:52 PM »
You sound like a cool young dude. Was the guy who asked you out somewhat muscular? If so, he was definitely a top.

No, I'm not attracted to twinks. Skeletal bodies are so fucking gross.

patrickula

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2008, 07:17:44 PM »
I'm skinny and I hope pretty decent looking.  But pretty much no one hits on me, male or female  :'(
Though I suppose I don't often go to the places where people hit on each other.  Except EB of course  :-*

patrickula

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2008, 07:24:57 PM »
If I was single I'd go dancing :elephant

Then I too could have the privilege of turning down men :pimp

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2008, 07:57:03 PM »
I went dancing saturday and got hit on by both sexes, and I'm a skinny bastard.  If you want girls (or guys) go dancing.

I'd imagine many red haired women are attracted to you

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2008, 03:11:12 PM »
good thing im a bear

Tundra

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2008, 03:28:55 PM »
Many moons ago i was called a "bear cool young dude" by a gay.
Isn't that kind of a paradoxon?

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demi

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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2008, 03:32:36 PM »
good thing im a bear

hey cutie. post pics?
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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2008, 03:39:23 PM »
why are real-ilfe lesbians always ugly? :-\
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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2008, 03:41:42 PM »
hmm lesbians....I mean like Showtime lesbians
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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2008, 06:27:34 PM »
I know some hot lesbians

my sister-in-law (well, sorta, they don't allow lesbians to marry in minnesota yet) is scorching hot. There are definitely hot "real world" lesbians out there.
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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2008, 06:40:12 PM »
I know some hot lesbians

I went to a record store in Olympia the other week, and across the street there was some gay bar with some lesbianic event going on.  There were no hot lesbians.  I think the term I am looking for is, as our future 45th president Ann Coulter called them, "hippie chick pie wagons."
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Re: Are teh gheys naturally attracted to skinny men?
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2008, 07:12:59 PM »
Hot real life lesbians are boring.  Now, hot real life bisexual women are what you need to look for.