Author Topic: it's kinda hard to have sex in a single-threaded apartment (Read 2052 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** August 27, 2008, 11:24:58 PM »

:'(

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** August 27, 2008, 11:27:29 PM »

What does "single-threaded" mean?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #2 on:** August 27, 2008, 11:27:51 PM »

Thanks for showing off

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3 on:** August 27, 2008, 11:28:43 PM »

It's kinda easy to have sex in my two-person house.

Tucah · « **Reply #4 on:** August 27, 2008, 11:36:28 PM »

I don't know what single threaded means, but it was a pain having sex in a dorm room, especially with a roommate who rarely left the room.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5 on:** August 27, 2008, 11:40:09 PM »

Quote from: Tucah on August 27, 2008, 11:36:28 PM

I don't know what single threaded means, but it was a pain having sex in a dorm room, especially with a roommate who rarely left the room.

I HATE when my roommate had sex last year and I was still in the room, so awkward. It's like "dude this room is mine too", just go to a hotel or some shit, don't ruin my room too.

Candyflip · « **Reply #6 on:** August 27, 2008, 11:48:25 PM »

Such a bad joke. I feel like more of a nerd for laughing at this than the time I was taking a dump in a McDonald's and someone had written "my poower level is over 9000" on the door

GODDAMNIT I CAN'T TYPAEWRFASDF

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #7 on:** August 27, 2008, 11:52:49 PM »

wait what is this referencing?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #8 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:21:25 AM »

Not breaking many stereotypes there.

Bildi · « **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:25:19 AM »

Yeah, I totally had this girlfriend who would totally go off when I did her up the ass. I reckon half the street heard her.

Yeah.

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I'm so lonely.

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MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #10 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:28:58 AM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #11 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:34:21 AM »

He had his bed that he had curtains around it, so he'd close the curtains and his gf(s) werent screamers so they'd bone and I wouldn't even notice it until he was about to come and he'd say "yo *my real name* mind leaving the room for two minutes?"

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #12 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:42:32 AM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:43:33 AM »

Quote from: Nitro on August 28, 2008, 12:42:32 AM

Am I the only one that gets busy in the car?

We've had sex in the Jeep at the drive-in before, but mostly we just do it at home in our bedroom.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #14 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:45:30 AM »

My roommate and I had no problem with the other being in the room during sex. girls did sometimes though

bagofeyes · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2008, 01:05:59 AM »

How about those Japanese pornos where they have sex in trains and convenience stores. Pretty cool.

Bildi · « **Reply #16 on:** August 28, 2008, 01:51:37 AM »

Quote from: Nitro on August 28, 2008, 12:42:32 AM

Am I the only one that gets busy in the car?

Only once. It was fucking cramped.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** August 28, 2008, 02:36:14 AM »

com humor for the evilbore loss

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** August 28, 2008, 03:20:10 AM »

You just need to pass your interface pointer to your girlfriend's apartment.

Bildi · « **Reply #19 on:** August 28, 2008, 05:32:29 AM »

Or he could have got a Koren screamer.

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Dammit Shinobi, you lucky bastard.

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:00:42 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on August 28, 2008, 12:34:21 AM

He had his bed that he had curtains around it, so he'd close the curtains and his gf(s) werent screamers so they'd bone and I wouldn't even notice it until he was about to come and he'd say "yo *my real name* mind leaving the room for two minutes?"

bagofeyes · « **Reply #21 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:02:28 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on August 28, 2008, 06:55:55 AM

I think part of it was that she wasn't used to the caliber of rounds I was firing. When you're used to a .22 and someone comes along with a Desert Eagle, it's going to be a bit painful, you know what I'm saying?

show us some pics of her

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #22 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:21:26 AM »

Did you ever get around to doing that Army guy?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #23 on:** August 28, 2008, 09:12:48 AM »

Don't let him within a square mile of your new lady though

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** August 28, 2008, 09:56:24 AM »

Green your birthmark is awesome dude, it looks like a tattoo some gangster would have, like a tear or something. You uh...you wanna get nude, you know get a little sun, where the sun don't shine?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #25 on:** August 28, 2008, 10:24:35 AM »

Quote

"yo *my real name* mind leaving the room for two minutes?"

F'n rookie.

Bildi · « **Reply #26 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:09:55 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on August 28, 2008, 07:02:28 AM

Quote from: Green Shinobi on August 28, 2008, 06:55:55 AM
I think part of it was that she wasn't used to the caliber of rounds I was firing. When you're used to a .22 and someone comes along with a Desert Eagle, it's going to be a bit painful, you know what I'm saying?

show us some pics of her

Fuck the pics of her. I want pics of Green Shinobi and his Desert Eagle.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #27 on:** August 29, 2008, 12:21:12 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on August 28, 2008, 12:34:21 AM

He had his bed that he had curtains around it, so he'd close the curtains and his gf(s) werent screamers so they'd bone and I wouldn't even notice it until he was about to come and he'd say "yo *my real name* mind leaving the room for two minutes?"

what?

how can you not notice??

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Author Topic: it's kinda hard to have sex in a single-threaded apartment (Read 2052 times)