Author Topic: I think the landlords are trying to make my head explode  (Read 745 times)

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MrAngryFace

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I think the landlords are trying to make my head explode
« on: August 28, 2008, 02:51:51 PM »
Every morning this week I wake up to the loud beeping of construction vehicles backing up and people screaming in spanish. Then the lawn care people show up to mow the lawn with huge mowers while the construction people use table saws right outside my windows. The windows I cannot open this week because the sawdust rises and comes right in. There's also the potential to get trapped in my house as the work crew decides to eat lunch while cramming up all three floors of my apartment's stairwell.

Not to mention the lack of parking spaces while they are here, and the lack of parking spaces while they arent here because their work areas took away 1/3rd of all available parking.

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BlueTsunami

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Re: I think the landlords are trying to make my head explode
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 04:36:42 PM »
This is during your Vacation right? The Perfect Carpentry Storm
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Mupepe

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Re: I think the landlords are trying to make my head explode
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 04:40:04 PM »
Tell them to fuck their mothers.  And and and shake your fist angrily!  YEAH!

and then tell them "YOU!  YOU DON'T OWN ME!  THIS MY LAND"

And then draw a circle in the ground and tell them you'll fucking headbutt anyone who walks into it.  And when someone walks into it hit them with a bat and say "ASIAN GUY LIE"

TVC15

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Re: I think the landlords are trying to make my head explode
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 04:41:16 PM »
Call INS.
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Mupepe

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Re: I think the landlords are trying to make my head explode
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 04:41:47 PM »
Whatever TVC

muckhole

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Re: I think the landlords are trying to make my head explode
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 04:42:04 PM »
If you have the cash, I'd say fuck it, and go stay in a hotel for the remainder of your vacation. Live it up while you can.
fek

Mupepe

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Re: I think the landlords are trying to make my head explode
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 04:44:41 PM »
If you've got the fortitude, shack up with TVC.  Or if have the stomach for seeing Prole being eaten by his kid, you can stay there.  I already talked to them.  It's cool.

Grecco

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Re: I think the landlords are trying to make my head explode
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 04:52:59 PM »
Callense la bocas cabrones dejenme dormir puneta

try that.

Mupepe

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Re: I think the landlords are trying to make my head explode
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 04:55:51 PM »
That's going to get tacos thrown at his window.

Or someone laughing at his accent.

Positive Touch

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Re: I think the landlords are trying to make my head explode
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 05:42:21 PM »
at least you don't have the landlady's dumbfuck son trying to smoke out the goddamn building 24/7 from the apartment above yours :(
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