Sweet - I just named all my beneficiaries for my life insurance

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm afraid my father did not make the list

wfederman007: What's your social security
[my sister]: I don't know. 
wfederman007: Go find out!
[my sister]: I am not giving it up.
wfederman007: I need it
[my sister]: Why?
wfederman007: So I can make you my contingency beneficiary for my life insurance
[my sister]: Hold on.
[my sister]: Wait I don't think Dad knows either off-hand.
wfederman007: You could get up to $50,000 if I die. I say skimp out on the funeral and buy yourself a HDTV
[my sister]: Hahaha. 
[my sister]: Your brother's dead, but tell her what she has won.  A new HDTV!
wfederman007: YES

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

FUNNY NOT FOUND.

[The Fake Shemp]

Shake, quit being such a sour puss because nobody cares about The Departed anymore.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Yeah, now its all about BOND.... JAMES BOND. :'(

[Saint Cornelius]

I don't think I would be interested in hot sex chatlogs, much less slice o' Willco's life chatlogs

[The Fake Shemp]

You didn't have to click, Corny.  BUT YOU DID.  BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I don't think I would be interested in hot sex chatlogs, much less slice o' Willco's life chatlogs

Especially with his own sister.... have you no shame, Federman?

[The Fake Shemp]

HALF SISTER

[Mupepe]

Post pics of your half sister.

[The Fake Shemp]

She's 15 - so no thanks

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Nice, 15 is like the new 40.

[Mupepe]

She's 15 - so no thanks

Can I court her until she is of age?  lolz

[The Fake Shemp]

She's black, you wouldn't like her.

[Saint Cornelius]

Nice, 15 is like the new 40.

I'm going to remember this the next time someone says I'm too old. "Buububbu Dark Shake says I'm like 9!"

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Nice, 15 is like the new 40.

I'm going to remember this the next time someone says I'm too old. "Buububbu Dark Shake says I'm like 9!"

[Mupepe]

She's black, you wouldn't like her.

My sister is black.  I can dig a black girl if she looks good. 

So, are you going to hook me up or what?

[whiteACID]

Like sand through the hourglass, these are the Days of Nobody Fucking Cares.

[Vizzys]

Like sand through the hourglass, these are the Days of Nobody Fucking Cares.

Well played.