I was on I-95 today, and of the things I saw there, there was this old '70s car, wearing obnoxiously huge rims. There was badging on the side that said that the wheels were 28 inches. This wasn't Escalade sized, it was like an old Pinto or something, jacked up like a monster truck to accommodate those obnoxiously large rims. Little car, not so little wheels.
But that wasn't the absurd part. This car also had truck nuts. Not small truck nuts, mind you, these things were so large that they looked like two trash bags fused together with the testicles made up of beach balls. I wish my camera phone took decent pictures so I can snap a few pix, but I was going 70 MPH, and I didn't want to cause another one of those crashes that I-95 is well-known for. I'm not making this up at all.
And of course, this little Pinto with the penis compensation was broken down and being towed by a flatbed.
