Author Topic: Asked a girl for her number, she said to facebook her (Read 2846 times)

CajoleJuice · « **on:** August 30, 2008, 03:14:09 AM »

what the fuck does that mean

i just got owned didn't i

T234 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2008, 03:34:27 AM »

At least she didn't hafta pull out a bunch of that jewish gold chocolate out of her hair while you played WoW and grew a beard that phoenixdark masturbates to.

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2008, 03:48:34 AM »

It means add her on Facebook, which I doubt you know anything about her to even begin looking her up

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2008, 03:50:14 AM »

It means, add me on Facebook so you can feel like I acknowledged you but don't expect me to respond to you anymore.

:'(

Vizzys · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2008, 04:00:04 AM »

dont worry cajole youre a nice person, things will pick up.

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2008, 04:08:22 AM »

Cajole needs a leather jacket, overly large sideburns, stunna shades and a limp that hints at motorcycle accident that occurred a decade ago.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2008, 05:45:57 AM »

man, if some girl said that to me I'd know she's too young for me

bagofeyes · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2008, 05:50:25 AM »

but you're hip to the new generation, with your xbox and everything

Candyflip · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2008, 05:52:54 AM »

How young is "too young" for you?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2008, 09:03:58 AM »

you should go write dirty graffiti on her message wall or whatever

bud · « **Reply #10 on:** August 30, 2008, 09:51:11 AM »

who gives a fuck, man. i mean, even if you did get owned--which is the probably the case here lulz--this isn't the first time that'll happen. you're going to get owned a lot of times. that's the way it goes. i have experience... :'(

eventually you'll score, though.

and where/how did you ask her or are you to embarassed to say

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** August 30, 2008, 10:03:13 AM »

not really. she gave you her name right? look her up in the yellow pages or call the operator. she'll be impressed by your insistence

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** August 30, 2008, 10:55:05 AM »

If it makes you feel better, I've been terribly awkward around the opposite sex myself as of late.

Shuri · « **Reply #13 on:** August 30, 2008, 11:00:22 AM »

People exchanges email addies and facebooks nowadays. Phone numbers is for when things gets serious.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** August 30, 2008, 11:01:35 AM »

You know we've reached a new level of Internet-in-your-life-all-the-time-itis when you get a rejection Facebook - some kind of fake profile for losers.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2008, 12:23:53 PM »

ouch, total cockstomp

"no, i'm really not interested, but i'll let you up your friend count on facebook by one if it'll help"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2008, 12:25:53 PM »

do the right thing: post pics

Solo · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2008, 12:55:52 PM »

Move on, Juice. "Facebook me" is the 2008 version of Guy: "Whats your number?" Girl: "How about you give me your number instead and I'll call you".

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2008, 01:25:18 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on August 30, 2008, 12:25:53 PM

do the right thing: post pics

Can't even do this. I looked her name up, and I couldn't even find her. She said she'd be back at the bar next Thursday, and I'm there 50% of the time anyway, so we'll see if she shows up. Or her hot blonde friend.

muckhole · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2008, 03:27:51 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 30, 2008, 01:25:18 PM

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on August 30, 2008, 12:25:53 PM
do the right thing: post pics

Can't even do this. I looked her name up, and I couldn't even find her. She said she'd be back at the bar next Thursday, and I'm there 50% of the time anyway, so we'll see if she shows up. Or her hot blonde friend.

When you see her again, be very nice to her, but eventually slip it in that it's her friend you're actually interested in. VENGEANCE!

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** August 30, 2008, 04:30:54 PM »

Heard he wasn't that good anyway

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #21 on:** August 30, 2008, 06:11:21 PM »

I've been getting a lot of numbers at bars and shit lately, but I never call them back because I have no idea how to start a conversation like that.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** August 30, 2008, 06:15:25 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 30, 2008, 04:30:54 PM

Heard he wasn't that good anyway

i sure ain't right now :'(

muckhole · « **Reply #23 on:** August 30, 2008, 07:33:55 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 30, 2008, 06:15:25 PM

i sure ain't right now :'(

You'll be drop-dead sexy when you get your chrome-skull cane.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** August 30, 2008, 07:46:55 PM »

I hear Drinky has penis gout.

muckhole · « **Reply #25 on:** August 30, 2008, 07:51:22 PM »

That will only make it bigger.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #26 on:** August 31, 2008, 07:18:11 PM »

I hoped you punched her in the tit to show her who's boss.

When I move to Brooklyn I'll show you how I roll dog.

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ch1nchilla · « **Reply #27 on:** September 01, 2008, 04:18:55 PM »

Wow, completely thought this was going to be one of those Keystone Light things...

Powerslave · « **Reply #28 on:** September 01, 2008, 04:21:49 PM »

lol cajole tried to be a player and fell flat on his face

back to posting on internet forums lol

Reb · « **Reply #29 on:** September 01, 2008, 04:25:21 PM »

When is your turn? Or are you just gonna stay behind the computer screen? Yeah, I thought so.

Powerslave · « **Reply #30 on:** September 01, 2008, 04:27:45 PM »

I'm not on my computer I'm posting from my cellphone in the middle of a party and I was making out with 3 chicks while I posted that

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Author Topic: Asked a girl for her number, she said to facebook her (Read 2846 times)