Fuck I hate having a roommate

[Himu]

The dude has a post it note that says SHOWER AND SHAVE EVER DAY. When you have a post it note that says that you have a problem.

I ASKED FOR A SINGLE.

He *STINKS*!!!

[Van Cruncheon]

penetrate his butthole; show him who the master of the house is

[Himu]

dude if someone penetrated his bum hole you'd have poop on your dick I'm sure of it.

[Van Cruncheon]

dude if you ravage his pooper he is FEDERALLY MANDATED to be your buttbitch FO' LIFE

[Madrun Badrun]

I can understand "shave"  but "shower" 

[Himu]

UGH

STINKS

[Tucah]

  That sucks, both my roommates last year were awesome.

[Rman]

Did you tell him about using a washcloth?

[Himu]

Fucking white people STINK

[BlueTsunami]

Wow, when I don't shower its usually because I'll take one as soon as I wake up... never because I forget I also never go out and keep the stink to myself. I don't know how one can go unwashed out in the public.

[Rman]

Wow, when I don't shower its usually because I'll take one as soon as I wake up... never because I forget I also never go out and keep the stink to myself. I don't know how one can go unwashed out in the public.

You eventually don't smell your own stink.  You become numb to it.  If you've been camping at length you'd know what I mean.

[muckhole]

Perhaps you should put up a few more post-its. As he needed the initial one, he shouldn't mind a few select more.

[Madrun Badrun]

Yes, us rich shower everyday. 

[drozmight]

If I'm not leaving my apartment, I usually won't shower that day.  After one day I'll shower regardless though.



Yeah.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

My roommate is a hacker, so he keeps fucking crashing the wireless here on everybody, overloading the servers, and stealing Myspace passwords while telling me how cool he is.

Fucker.

[Joe Molotov]

Yes, us rich shower everyday. 

 

[Mr. Gundam]

I shower every day. Hell, I'd shower twice a day if I didn't have to pay the water bill!

[cool breeze]

My roommate never flushed after he took a piss; now you wouldn't think this was a problem, but the toilet constantly was clogging.  His method of fixing the toilet? flushing it and letting the pee cover the entire bathroom.  His way of cleaning it up? leaving the room for me to see it in the morning.  At least one of my other roommates is also an OCD clean freak and he would also clean up at times.

I shower at least once every day, and sometimes even twice.  This is a problem considering it takes me at least 20 minutes to do the whole showering routine.

[Himu]

This is a problem considering it takes me at least 20 minutes to do the whole showering routine.

You too? Man I'm ocd about that shit. I will cover myself TWICE.

[tiesto]

This is a problem considering it takes me at least 20 minutes to do the whole showering routine.

You too? Man I'm ocd about that shit. I will cover myself TWICE.

Yup, I'm another OCD person when it comes to the shower. If I think I missed a spot, I'll wash my whole body over again. Usually my shower is pretty routine - shave (every other day), then wash body (with washcloth!), then wash face (also with washcloth), then clean ears, then shampoo, then finally rinse.

[Madrun Badrun]

lol you thin 20 mins is bad.  I'm in there about 30 mins twice a day.  Plus there is still baths a few times a week. 




I believe I was a seal in past life. 

[Himu]

This is a problem considering it takes me at least 20 minutes to do the whole showering routine.

You too? Man I'm ocd about that shit. I will cover myself TWICE.

Yup, I'm another OCD person when it comes to the shower. If I think I missed a spot, I'll wash my whole body over again. Usually my shower is pretty routine - shave (every other day), then wash body (with washcloth!), then wash face (also with washcloth), then clean ears, then shampoo, then finally rinse.

This is mine:

Wash face, lather towel, get out shampoo and wash my hair, wash body, rinse foam off of hair, wash body again, rinse. Some times I can do it really fast if I'm in a rush, but I LOVE my showers so I take my time. I know it's wasteful...

[cool breeze]

When I rush and take a shower, I always end up feeling like I didn't rinse off all the soap or my hair wasn't shampooed enough.

[Bildi]

I shower three times a day.  In the morning, when I get home from work, and a kind of half-shower before I hit the sack.

Obviously I'm very, very, very rich.

[pilonv1]

same here, i shower at least twice a day 

i never shave though, I've grown a manly beard and i just trim it once a week

[ch1nchilla]

Is this dorms, apartment, or what? My solution would be to subtly fuck him over every day, or walk all over him and do whatever you want (3 am sexile on a tuesday ftw). That's what I did last year with my shitty roommate.

Or you could stay out all the time, but that would be him winning.

[MrAngryFace]

Ouch, shave every day? My face couldnt take that.

[Beezy]

washcloths

[muckhole]

I'm a 20 minute shower, and then I shave my head, which can be pretty time consuming if I've let it go for a day or two. If it gets too long, I have to use a trimmer on my head first. Some days it can take me as long as a woman to get out of the bathroom. :'(

[Bildi]

So you have the shaved head of a hardass, yet your bathroom time shows a more femine side.  Gosh, you're so complex. 

i never shave though, I've grown a manly beard and i just trim it once a week

I'm jealous - shaving is by far the most hated recurring activity in my life.

[muckhole]

So you have the shaved head of a hardass, yet your bathroom time shows a more femine side.  Gosh, you're so complex. 

 

i never shave though, I've grown a manly beard and i just trim it once a week

I'm jealous - shaving is by far the most hated recurring activity in my life.

Me too. I've been tempted more than once to just Nair my fucking head and be done with it.

[Madrun Badrun]

Nair doesn't last that long.

[muckhole]

I'm just more afraid of the "burn".

[Madrun Badrun]

yes.  I burnt myself one time with it and it wasn't fun.

[muckhole]

Should I inquire as to just what you were "Nair"-ing?

[Bildi]

In my experience Nair just chops the hair off at the surface of the skin, doesn't it?

[Madrun Badrun]

My ass.  Doctor recommended.   
 

It does just chop it off at the surface. So it's basically like shaving. 

[muckhole]

My ass.  Doctor recommended.   

  You poor bastard. And you got burned for your efforts, no less.

In my experience Nair just chops the hair off at the surface of the skin, doesn't it?

It does just chop it off at the surface. So it's basically like shaving. 

Huh. I always assumed it's effects would be longer lasting. Ah well, there goes that short-lived dream.

[Bildi]

I don't know, but maybe it does discourage regrowth. 

Whether that's the case, I have also seen that it can leave stubble (maybe if you don't leave it on long enough or something, I'm not sure).  Overall, I think it can be a bit fiddly to use.

[demi]

Do black people complain all the time?

[Brehvolution]

What the hell takes 20 minutes? I'm in and out in 5 unless I feel the need rub one out.

[Tauntaun]

My roommate is a hacker, so he keeps fucking crashing the wireless here on everybody, overloading the servers, and stealing Myspace passwords while telling me how cool he is.

Fucker.

Slap that nugga in the face with your giant nubian penis. 

Do black people complain all the time?

[Tundra]

Since i am from Europe, i don't need to take a shower more often than once in a week.

I manage to do every other day though. I have very dry skin, so shower every day is strictly no for me, although i would love to...

[Van Cruncheon]

i have dry skin, and i shower twice a day. wtf, you smelly-ass euro-hobos

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya Europe smell so shit already that a few more obnoxious scents really isn't going to be noticeable. 

[Bloodwake]

I swear, people are just disgusting.

[Tauntaun]

I feel absolutely disgusting until I shower every day.  I cannot function until I get clean.

[Candyflip]

Since i am from Europe, i don't need to take a shower more often than once in a week.

Uh what

[Madrun Badrun]

I feel absolutely disgusting until I shower every day.  I cannot function until I get clean.

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lol

[ch1nchilla]

i have dry skin, and i shower twice a day. wtf, you smelly-ass euro-hobos

When I was living in southern Germany, I shit you not, my German hosts thought it was weird that I showered twice daily.

[Tauntaun]

Twice is a bit much unless you work out imo.  But once a day is a must.

[ch1nchilla]

Twice is a bit much unless you work out imo.  But once a day is a must.

I run.

[Tauntaun]

Twice is a bit much unless you work out imo.  But once a day is a must.

I run.

I'm working out tonight.    Hey now, lets sweat together.

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[TVC15]

Man, I wish Himu was my roommate.  I just had a dream about violently murdering a woman, turning her head to pulp with a hammer (still in its skin==think of, say, smashing up a melon of some sort when it's still in the grocery bag), cutting her open, tying a 25 pound weight to her intestines, and throwing her into a nice, clear lake, face down, and watching as gravity would pull down on her and make her intestines unravel.  Then the alarm rang and now it's time to go to work.  I fucking hate reality.

[Bloodwake]

Man, I wish Himu was my roommate.  I just had a dream about violently murdering a woman, turning her head to pulp with a hammer (still in its skin==think of, say, smashing up a melon of some sort when it's still in the grocery bag), cutting her open, tying a 25 pound weight to her intestines, and throwing her into a nice, clear lake, face down, and watching as gravity would pull down on her and make her intestines unravel.  Then the alarm rang and now it's time to go to work.  I fucking hate reality.

 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I can't grow facial hair

[Madrun Badrun]

We can tape some of my butt hair to your face if that would make you happy?

[Tundra]

i have dry skin, and i shower twice a day. wtf, you smelly-ass euro-hobos

Well, you Sir Japafag need to, fapping off to Anime three times a day gives you a bad smell and that...

Ya Europe smell so shit already that a few more obnoxious scents really isn't going to be noticeable. 

Says the man with the second asshole full of pus and jelly. I am amazed. Maybe you should stay in the shower all day, or at least get your buttcrack clean, man. It's disgusting...

Since i am from Europe, i don't need to take a shower more often than once in a week.

Uh what

Some people really just don't get any selfimposed irony, do they?

[Tundra]

repaired

[Tundra]

repaired