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Billy Rygar

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I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« on: September 01, 2008, 08:49:43 PM »
spoilers, so if you read, it will be spoiled.


It was pretty good.  Really good actually, if you discount some unnecessary messiness at the end and an incredibly stupid oopening act. 

The bit is Hong Kong is James Bond level stupid, and i wish Nolan had the good sense to keep the juvenile spy novel fantasy elements in this section out my juvenile comic book fantasy movie. To open a movie as unrelentingly dark as this one with a bit that involves a CIA plane airlifting Batman out of Hong Kong with a money launderer in tow is surprising, considering the tone has to reset itself after this.  Once the Joker enters however the movie really finds its groove, and Heath Ledger's turn here (and more surprisingly the ability of the rest of the cast to melt down in their own ways around his gravity) is good enough that the opening is quickly forgotten.  The middle bit is the best bit, mostly due to the Joker.

The less said about the moralizing ending, and the seven hours of dumb speeches about whatever, the better.  Spinning the movie away from its best element towards a tacked on villain was, uh, not so good.  Making point after point about it was even worse.

Definitely better than Batman Begins, which set a generic villain against a generic hero.  At least here everyone was given a chance to play off of each other.

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Re: I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2008, 08:55:46 PM »
The Hong Kong bit was pretty much just to show off IMAX. It was pretty incredible in that, as least him flying through the skyline and shit.
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Re: I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2008, 08:57:45 PM »
Hopefully the next film is baseed off of the R.I.P. storyline.

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Re: I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2008, 08:58:26 PM »
BATMAN'S JURISDICTION IS THE ENTIRE WORLD
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Re: I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2008, 09:00:43 PM »
I bet space would look awesome in IMAX.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2008, 09:19:58 PM »
I thought this thread was about the the animated series on Kids WB.
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2008, 09:27:15 PM »
Also what happened to the two hour movie?  There was no reason that should have been 16 hours long.

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Re: I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2008, 09:31:30 PM »
Also what happened to the two hour movie?  There was no reason that should have been 16 hours long.

Peter Jackson's First Law of Thermotion Picture Dynamics, which states that the longer a movie is, the more money it will make. If the Bourne movies had been three hours long, they'd have topped $250 Mil, easy.
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EvilBoris

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Re: I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2008, 09:39:13 PM »
 eh whatever I thought the opening had the funny fierce virile energy the rest of the movie couldn't quite crack up to again in the action department.
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Re: I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2008, 09:43:03 PM »
Also what happened to the two hour movie?  There was no reason that should have been 16 hours long.

Yeah, I can't stand this new trend of two hour plus movies.  Old movie studio trends actually forbade 2 hour plus movies; the logic being that the longer the movie the less amount of showtimes and thus smaller ticket sales.  The LOTR movies turned that maxim on its head and now studio execs are more lenient on movie run times.

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Re: I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2008, 09:51:03 PM »
I think that both the Hong Kong bit, and the Bat Sonar thing, were just ways for Nolan to get some really obvious elements of Batman in there without outright saying it.  The Hong Kong bit to show how he is outside the law and can do what he wants, and the Bat Sonar thing showing that there is a limit to where he can be controlling people to keep them safe.  What ever the reason may be, I just know that Batman made Hong Kong his bitch. 

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Re: I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2008, 10:57:42 PM »
Also what happened to the two hour movie?  There was no reason that should have been 16 hours long.

Yeah, I can't stand this new trend of two hour plus movies.  Old movie studio trends actually forbade 2 hour plus movies; the logic being that the longer the movie the less amount of showtimes and thus smaller ticket sales.  The LOTR movies turned that maxim on its head and now studio execs are more lenient on movie run times.

It's more like a return to 50's and 60's cinema. Lawrence of Arabia was 216 minutes or, alternately, War and Peace was 484 minutes!
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Re: I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2008, 11:19:22 PM »
Hopefully the next film is baseed off of the R.I.P. storyline.

Hopefully not.
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Re: I finally did it. I saw The Batman.
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2008, 08:16:55 AM »
Hopefully the next film is baseed off of the R.I.P. storyline.

Hopefully not.

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