Beer before Wine?

[Saint Cornelius]

Is there some kind of a catchy slogan for this? I'm in a situation where I don't know what to do and I thought I would turn to Evilbore, purveyors of knowledge 

I know "beer before liquor, never been sicker"

and

"liquor before beer, you're in the clear"

I have a feeling I'm just going to get smashed;

[whiteACID]

hmmm...maybe we can make something cool up ourselves

[whiteACID]

Beer before Wine, you're fine
Wine before Beer, oh dear

[Saint Cornelius]

you're find?

[whiteACID]

oh, then maybe you should drink the wine first

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

 

[Mupepe]

I love wine. 

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm drinking the fucking wine, I don't care.

It's good wine too, like some "Red Diamond" or something? California wine.

I always get too fucked up off the wine but I. Do. Not. Care.

[Mupepe]

I have some really good wine.  Imported from Italy.  1994.  I can't even remember how to spell it.  But i plan on drinking it before I ask dulce maria to marry me.