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duckman2000

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Blubber and a bit of skin keeps my brain from spilling onto the floor
« on: September 05, 2008, 10:47:41 PM »
Finally, I'm rewarded for my American-made blubber. The fat they ripped from my stomach has now officially occupied all the space of my former inner ear, and keeps my brain mass from expanding into any unwanted cranial cavities. And my brain is no longer indented from tumor mass, fuck yeah! Fat kicks ass.

Sidebar, but holy sexy shit @ Valium. I pride myself in knowing my stuff when it comes to drugs, but for some odd reason I've always avoided that one. Boy, have I missed out. Are there any equivalents that are easier to acquire?
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Re: Blubber and a bit of skin keeps my brain from spilling onto the floor
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 10:57:02 PM »
What happened now?  Happy to hear about your fat though.
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duckman2000

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Re: Blubber and a bit of skin keeps my brain from spilling onto the floor
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 11:08:05 PM »


Not my MRI though, but it's a tumor on the hearing nerve. I had to have surgery, so they removed the inner ear, got the tumor out, and filled the cavity with  :american belly fat all the way out to the incision. Fucked up my face, balance and even hand/eye coordination for a few months, but now I'm officially cleared.  :hyper  The new MRI looks weird as hell though; this white mass stretching all the way from the brain to the incision area (behind the ear)

I wish I had more Valium so I could throw myself a slumber party.  :hyper :zzz
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Re: Blubber and a bit of skin keeps my brain from spilling onto the floor
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 11:09:57 PM »
Congratulations!

And boy this thread should be like a bat signal to TVC.
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Re: Blubber and a bit of skin keeps my brain from spilling onto the floor
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 11:13:06 PM »
bu bu bu being fat is bad </gillod>

fat people :wub
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Re: Blubber and a bit of skin keeps my brain from spilling onto the floor
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 11:15:41 PM »
its not a tumah
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duckman2000

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Re: Blubber and a bit of skin keeps my brain from spilling onto the floor
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2008, 02:59:37 AM »
Kindergarten Cop reference
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Re: Blubber and a bit of skin keeps my brain from spilling onto the floor
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duckman2000

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Re: Blubber and a bit of skin keeps my brain from spilling onto the floor
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2008, 02:05:42 PM »
Quote from: Green Shinobi on September 06, 2008, 06:40:38 AM
So are you now totally deaf on that side?

Totally, all carved out and replaced with natures wonderputty. Although I still have tinnitus on that side, which is sometimes a curse, but also a bit of a blessing. Sounds also resonate on that side, so most of the time it feels like I have full hearing. Another questionable upside is that I can perfectly ignore my surroundings by simply covering my good ear.
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Re: Blubber and a bit of skin keeps my brain from spilling onto the floor
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2008, 02:14:42 PM »
Quote from: duckman2000 on September 05, 2008, 10:47:41 PM
Sidebar, but holy sexy shit @ Valium. I pride myself in knowing my stuff when it comes to drugs, but for some odd reason I've always avoided that one. Boy, have I missed out. Are there any equivalents that are easier to acquire?

xanax
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duckman2000

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Re: Blubber and a bit of skin keeps my brain from spilling onto the floor
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2008, 12:48:06 AM »
I think I have some of that, but I think I've successfully come down from the Go Valium high. Still, it was nice.
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