Am I having a mid-life crisis?

[Wolf Gang]

When I was young, I felt confident enough to be able to have sex with any girl in the world, regardless of how hot, successful, or married she is.

Now that I'm old, I feel like I'm losing my sex appeal, and that I have nothing special left to offer. There's nothing I can do for girls that some other guy probably hasn't already done or can do better. I feel like I'm losing my touch (or mojo, for lack of a better word). I used to know what to say to a girl but now I don't even know how to start a conversation.

Back in my day, I did a lot of whoring. It didn't matter to me what diseases I picked up and how diseased a girl was as long she was hot enough and her pussy was worth picking up herpes over. I never thought twice about it.

I think I must have been running on hormones. I was being a randy little demon, sensualizing women left and right.

Now, I want a virgin. I want someone innocent. I want a flower, not a vineyard.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel like wanting to settle down, and I think that I'm lowering my standards due to a low confidence.

What's wrong with me, EB?

[Wolf Gang]

I'm 22.

Please don't hate me dcharlie.

I know we've had our disagreements over the console wars, sometimes I've even gone for the low blows.

But right now, man to man, heart to heart, bro to bro, I need your advice, consultation, consolation, etc.

No homo.

I never had a big brother.

I'm crying out.

[Reb]

You're too immature to have a mid-life crisis.

[Wolf Gang]

Why is it that the immature ones go around de-flowering each other's securities?

I don't know how I could ever appreciate a woman when I know that they're all whores as soon as you get them drunk, which they love to be.

Is it something that the muslims got right? Should I move to Saudi Arabia where they keep their women virgin and you don't have to worry about her being a whore? Where you can rest assured that if she's yours, she's yours?

Am I having issues of feeling like we're all whores and no one is true to each other, that there's no such thing as true love except the love someone has in their hedonism?

I mean, I was always able to look at a beautiful girl and want to know everything about her, and be in love with her for who she was.

But now, when I look at a girl, I just think, "whore."

Am I turning into a misogynist and if so, why? Is it because I know how easy they all are? Is it because I'm tired of being used and using them, vice versa?

Am I being a pussy?

[Wolf Gang]

I'm only trying to live until 44.

After that, life's pointless.

[Madrun Badrun]

   jesus. 

[Great Rumbler]

22?

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22?!

smh

[Wolf Gang]

What's wrong about feeling this way at 22?

I'm asking you guys for some free psychotherapy so I can start using my dick again.

Hasn't anyone gone through what I'm going through yet?

[Van Cruncheon]

which opa-ages distinguished mentally-challenged fellow is this

lock this thread post-haste

[Crushed]

it's a mid-mid-life crisis you jerks leave him alone

[Wolf Gang]

it's a mid-mid-life crisis you jerks leave him alone

Nobody takes me seriously.

I could have a quarter-life crisis just about that.

EB, you're cruel.

[MrAngryFace]

The quarter-life and mid-life crisis aren't serious enough to warrant concern, it just means you need to sit down and re-evaluate what you want to do and what is important to you.

[Joe Molotov]

[duckman2000]

There's nothing I can do for girls that some other guy probably hasn't already done or can do better.

you lack imagination! I am adding more things to the list of "to do : with women" than i am scrubbing off.

Not to mention the "to do to" list, amirite

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm only trying to live until 44.

After that, life's pointless.

Its safe to say that you've reached that point now.

[demi]

Why a virgin? It would be just gross and all she would do is not let you fuck her cause it hurts. I dunno. I think it's pretty hot in video... but if I was there I'd be like "god you complain too much. i'm gonna just go jerk off."

[Wolf Gang]

All I know is I'd like to be in a relationship.

I'd like to be able to bring flowers to a girl because I love her and not because I want to fuck her.

The irony of my life is that all this time I've been avoiding commitment. Now that I'm ready for it, I can only commit to a virgin.

Is the desire to spend your life with a virgin only a childish and immature desire if you, yourself, aren't a virgin? Is it the peak of hypocrisy?

I just don't want my baby coming out of a whore who has shared her womb with another man's dick, or many other men.

I don't know why a virgin would want to share her pussy with a man who has had his dick in other women either, so I'm conflicted on how to be fair.

I think I need to, dare I say it, stay away from sex for a little while and recollect my bearings and perspective.

Do you guys think that some people have it in their genes to be whores? That they just can't help it that they love the cock or pussy? Because right now I'm so repulsed by whores, I might be fighting my own genes. Snaaaaaaaaake!

[MrAngryFace]

There's soooo many better things you could be doing with a Saturday.

[demi]

Nah dude, if you are concerned about kids I wouldn't worry about a chick's slit. If she's been around the town then it is obvious that she does not have the maturity of parenthood. It is to be expected that some girls at least got dicked once or twice during college or some schooling. Maybe a drunken prom night. That just gets her all flexed up for some painless dicking.

Most virgins are probably those prude religiotards who want to wait until marriage and who knows when the hell that is. Or they could just be ugly or recluses (see: demi)

[Wolf Gang]

demi, you may be ugly (I've never seen you), but for somebody with as many posts as you, you're definitely not a recluse (or maybe that's why you have so many posts).

I tell you what. I will hook you up with one of my hoes if you'd like. We can double team her after you have some alone time with her. Did I tell you I'm trying to make a porn site? You could help me out and make some money.

Also, I want a virgin. I've never popped a girl's virginity before, and I want to experience the significance of that. I want to be some girl's first. And then I want to keep her forever, so I'm her only. So she can never say, "I've had better." Because she never will. I'm all she needs. She's all I need. It's love.

[Third]

poor guy

[radioheadrule83]

Do you guys think that some people have it in their genes to be whores?

Actually yes. Did you know fewer than 5% of mammals are monogamous?

Recently a study was done on voles. The prarie vole is monogamous, after mating the male prarie vole "falls in love" - it guards the female jealously and helps raise the young. The meadow vole is promiscuous. It fucks all and sundry. Vasopressin (V1A) is a chemical that is released in the voles' brains when they have sex. Scientists noticed that the meadow voles had fewer v1a (vasopressin) receptors than the prairie voles. When they introduced V1A receptor genes, it had a taming effect, and the meadow voles became - in effect - monogamous... that might make insteresting reading to you if you thought monogamous relationships and related societal norms were down to religion or something.

V1A and V1A receptors are present in the human brain, and like the voles - our brains release vasopressin when we have sex. Its believed this is a bit like the bonding hormone oxytocin - it is related to how we form relationships with other people, and these findings may have implications for the study of autism and other things.

But to come back to your question -- yeah. What if some people are genetically pre-disposed to have fewer of those receptors, or their brain is deficient in releasing these kinds of chemicals / hormones. It would be harder for the one-to-one bonding to occur.

When you think of how much your thoughts and feelings are influenced by all these chemical reactions in your body, it does kinda sap the romance out of life :/

[Van Cruncheon]

please don't encourage him, nublets

[Wolf Gang]

Do you guys think that some people have it in their genes to be whores?

Actually yes. Did you know fewer than 5% of mammals are monogamous?

Recently a study was done on voles. The prarie vole is monogamous, after mating the male prarie vole "falls in love" - it guards the female jealously and helps raise the young. The meadow vole is promiscuous. It fucks all and sundry. Vasopressin (V1A) is a chemical that is released in the voles' brains when they have sex. Scientists noticed that the meadow voles had fewer v1a (vasopressin) receptors than the prairie voles. When they introduced V1A receptor genes, it had a taming effect, and the meadow voles became - in effect - monogamous... that might make insteresting reading to you if you thought monogamous relationships and related societal norms were down to religion or something.

V1A and V1A receptors are present in the human brain, and like the voles - our brains release vasopressin when we have sex. Its believed this is a bit like the bonding hormone oxytocin - it is related to how we form relationships with other people, and these findings may have implications for the study of autism and other things.

But to come back to your question -- yeah. What if some people are genetically pre-disposed to have fewer of those receptors, or their brain is deficient in releasing these kinds of chemicals / hormones. It would be harder for the one-to-one bonding to occur.

When you think of how much your thoughts and feelings are influenced by all these chemical reactions in your body, it does kinda sap the romance out of life :/

Man, wow, thank you. That was enlightening.

I don't know what to make of all the chemical reactions and stuff, but right now I want a bond and I could be extremely jealous if anything were to threaten that bond. I just don't want to run the risk of meeting somebody really special and then smothering them with this bullshit I'm going through.

Wolf Gang how many different partners have you had that you think you're a whore?

Like a million.

Does masturbation count? If so, a billion.

Most of them have been drunk, horny, a little ditzy, or emotionally insecure. I guess I took advantage of the situations. Now I'm the one that's vulnerable.

[Wolf Gang]

Well, last week, I fucked two bitches. Both are friends but their schedules could not allow a threesome, unfortunately.

The week before it was just one, and she's memorable for the sole reason that I had her in a treehouse and not my apartment.

But this week? The forecast looks bleek. I don't think I'm emotionally stable enough to get it up or keep it up.

[Tauntaun]

   Leper this cigarillo please. smh

[Bloodwake]

Well, last week, I fucked two bitches. Both are friends but their schedules could not allow a threesome, unfortunately.

The week before it was just one, and she's memorable for the sole reason that I had her in a treehouse and not my apartment.

But this week? The forecast looks bleek. I don't think I'm emotionally stable enough to get it up or keep it up.

You are complaining?

SMH

[Madrun Badrun]

reported

I did too.  Everyone report him until he's lepered. 

[Tundra]

God in heaven, why do i still click on Wolf Gangs threads..? 

[Purple Filth]

Well, last week, I fucked two bitches. Both are friends but their schedules could not allow a threesome, unfortunately.

The week before it was just one, and she's memorable for the sole reason that I had her in a treehouse and not my apartment.

But this week? The forecast looks bleek. I don't think I'm emotionally stable enough to get it up or keep it up.

Why the fuck are you complaining again?

[brawndolicious]

How did you find out about evilbore?

And is your problem that you're sick of feeling like a whore and so you want a virgin that you can manipulate into thinking that you're a sexual god?  Yeah..

which opa-ages distinguished mentally-challenged fellow is this

I think it's bzchan joking around.  I'm sure that he had a lot of stories about virgin-whore-threesomes.