ITT we talk about sex

[The Sceneman]

fuck I dont know about you guys but I could destroy some pussy right now

who else has a boner

[Himu]

I had a boner earlier today until I jacked off

[The Sceneman]

this thread rules

[Greatness Gone]

I had some ice cream from coldstones earlier and it's fucking ruining my stomach/asshole. Jesus, I'm on the toilet right now.

[The Sceneman]

this is hall of fame material right here

[radioheadrule83]

YES BRUTHA.

I jacked off about 10 times tonight and I am still not sated. Had I actually came into direct contact with a woman tonight, I would have had to suppress the urge to rape her.

I can only be glad that ice cream isn't spitting and spluttering out of my ass. My wifi signal is probably pretty weak from the toilet.

[Beezy]

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[TVC15]

Scenester = EB's LunaClover

[cool breeze]

That is harsh.

But I would top or bottom Scenester before touching LunaClover no homo.

[Greatness Gone]

Who is my GAF equivalent? Or do am I just GG?

And I'd like to meet LunaClover.

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So I could feed my tablescraps to her.

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[drew]

sex on Adderall is the shit

[radioheadrule83]

Does Luna Clover talk about sex a lot on GAF? I never paid much attention to her posts.

I was going to start a thread about this question, but I guess this thread will do: What do you guys do to last longer during sex? When I was in college, for whatever reason I could last 30 minutes easily. But with this Korean girlfriend, I'm finding myself only lasting 10 minutes or so. I'll think I'm doing well, but then she'll do something like dig her ankles into my lower back (from the missionary position, think about that for a second) and push my face right into her boobs and I'll just lose control pretty quickly. Plus she's pretty tight down there, so I'm getting a lot of friction. I'd like to be able to last longer with her. Any tips?

Pull on the head of your dick and clench whatever muscle you have to to make it feel like you're pulling your dick back inside your body a bit.... thats a kegel squeeze. You can *theoretically* (I'm not saying I can do this) clench that to stop yourself from cumming. When I'm near the PONR, which is rare given I rarely have sex, I pull out and give the head a squeeze, I try to calm down a little as fast as I can, then go back in. Get your head down there for some foreplay beforehand though and 10 minutes might be all she wants/needs. At least, that's what I'm told.

[TVC15]

sex on Adderall is the shit

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Ah, soon, soon I will be fulfilling all of my adderall fantasies.  I actually need to make a thread asking for advice on the best way to game the psychiatrist.

[Mr. Gundam]

G'night boys. See you in the morning.

[The Sceneman]

Scenester = EB's LunaClover

I dont know who that is  :'(

[Greatness Gone]

Scenester = EB's LunaClover

I dont know who that is  :'(

Chubby whore who constantly talks about sex, lies about her real name, and drops hints of cheating on her husband constantly.

[recursivelyenumerable]

   
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The funny thing about having sex on the first date, the girl always say something like, "I can't believe I'm doing this, I never have sex the first night." She's lying, but it makes you want to fuck her harder anyway.

so, uh, do you do this often?  maybe we should hang out

[Phoenix Dark]

Scenester = EB's LunaClover

I dont know who that is  :'(

Chubby whore who constantly talks about sex, lies about her real name, and drops hints of cheating on her husband constantly.

She's disgusting. People rag on you but I'd rather hear you talk about your escapades than hear her brag AS IF anyone in their right mind could possibly find her attractive

[demi]

Scenester = EB's LunaClover

I dont know who that is  :'(

Chubby whore who constantly talks about sex, lies about her real name, and drops hints of cheating on her husband constantly.

She's disgusting. People rag on you but I'd rather hear you talk about your escapades than hear her brag AS IF anyone in their right mind could possibly find her attractive

Just like how you watch gay movies to convince yourself you arent gay

[recursivelyenumerable]

AS IF anyone in their right mind could possibly find her attractive

i'm attracted to anyone who can give good backrubs.

[Phoenix Dark]

Scenester = EB's LunaClover

I dont know who that is  :'(

Chubby whore who constantly talks about sex, lies about her real name, and drops hints of cheating on her husband constantly.

She's disgusting. People rag on you but I'd rather hear you talk about your escapades than hear her brag AS IF anyone in their right mind could possibly find her attractive

Just like how you watch gay movies to convince yourself you arent gay

?

[Human Snorenado]

Scenester = EB's LunaClover

I dont know who that is  :'(

Chubby whore who constantly talks about sex, lies about her real name, and drops hints of cheating on her husband constantly.

She's disgusting. People rag on you but I'd rather hear you talk about your escapades than hear her brag AS IF anyone in their right mind could possibly find her attractive

Just like how you watch gay movies to convince yourself you arent gay

No no demi, you've got it all wrong.  That was his "brother's" gay porn!

[recursivelyenumerable]

i've only ever had sex (or even made out etc.) on the 0th date     none of the proper dates I've been on ever led to anything physical (a couple led to friendships), the little experience I've had has all come from getting randomly picked up in coffeeshops and bars.  

[Phoenix Dark]

I've looked at that type of porn but it was merely out of curiosity, not because I wasn't sure I was straight. I just wanted to see if Peter North really did gay porn back in the day

[Greatness Gone]

No no demi, you've got it all wrong.  That was his "brother's" gay porn!

Or was he watching gay porn featuring brothers?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I think being horribly insecure about my skin and appearance has actually turned me bisexual.  I started staring at men's (and women's) skin to compare them to mine, and eventually my bitter, envious, grudging appreciation of the beautiful flawless ones turned to actual attraction.  However, as the attraction is limited to the top 3% of the young male population, and I don't even bother looking at or thinking about women with above-average looks anymore since average-looking ones provide an estimated 95% of the utility for 20% of the pain, I doubt I'd ever get to act on it even if I wanted, so in the end it doesn't matter

[demi]

I've looked at that type of porn but it was merely out of curiosity, not because I wasn't sure I was straight. I just wanted to see if Peter North really did gay porn back in the day

Uh huh

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I had sex today.  It was ok.

[Bildi]

I didn't have sex today.  It was not ok.

[Trent Dole]

I had sex today.  It was ok.

I beat off twice, oh yeah.

[Bildi]

Uh oh, I just realised I can't spank because I cut my middle finger yesterday and I won't be able to bend it for a few days.

[Joe Molotov]

What happened to your other hand?

[Bildi]

It's used for working the mouse.

[Madrun Badrun]

I hear a good substitute for hand is croc anus. 

[Phoenix Dark]

has she given you a bj, and does she like looking at your dick?

[Mr. Gundam]

I had sex four times yesterday and twice this morning.

Ah, young love. My wife and I used to screw like rabbits non-stop when we started dating back in late 2003. We'd been together about a month or so when we took a 3-day weekend trip up to my family's cabin near Mt. Rainier. We never left the cabin nor saw the mountain. We had sex 15 times in a single day.

Fast forward 4 1/2 years and we're lucky if we have sex three or four times a week. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just interesting how things change when you get comfortable with each other over time.

[muckhole]

I didn't have sex tonight, because she has to work early in the morning. So I blue-balled it all the way to Evilbore.

Talk me off, motherfuckers.

[Bildi]

All over my chin baby.

[muckhole]

 

[Bildi]

Just watch the eyes - it makes them go all red.

[Bloodwake]

I haven't had vaginal sex since April.


Last week though, a girl gave me a handjob.

[siamesedreamer]

Wait...Peter North did GAY PORN?

Da fuck? I don't think I'll ever watch that man bone the same way again.

[Mr. Gundam]

Wait...Peter North did GAY PORN?

Da fuck? I don't think I'll ever watch that man bone the same way again.

I thought this was super common knowledge by now?

[Joe Molotov]

Just look at him. Does this look like a man that's never taken a ride on a bologna pony?

[BobbyRobby]

I was going to start a thread about this question, but I guess this thread will do: What do you guys do to last longer during sex? When I was in college, for whatever reason I could last 30 minutes easily. But with this Korean girlfriend, I'm finding myself only lasting 10 minutes or so. I'll think I'm doing well, but then she'll do something like dig her ankles into my lower back (from the missionary position, think about that for a second) and push my face right into her boobs and I'll just lose control pretty quickly. Plus she's pretty tight down there, so I'm getting a lot of friction. I'd like to be able to last longer with her. Any tips?

any time i was able to have sex for multiple hours, i was usually drunk to some degree and on some form of opiate.

sex on Adderall is the shit

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some of the most miserable experiences of my life took place trying to getting an erection on adderall.  the stuff totally shrivels up my dick. 

[Greatness Gone]

Wait...Peter North did GAY PORN?

Da fuck? I don't think I'll ever watch that man bone the same way again.

I thought this was super common knowledge by now?

wat wat wat wat wat

omg somebody with movie/clips of this PM it to me right now

i'm going to make a thread on 1gaychan asking for this

[Kestastrophe]

Wait...Peter North did GAY PORN?

At least we still have Pierre Woodman.......right?



I had sex last night with my wife (does that even count?) and I lasted all of 2 minutes, if that. Then I went to sleep.

Marathon Fuckers

Green Shinobi, you have any pics of your woman? She sounds like a nympho, which is awesome

[DJ_Tet]

I wanna hear about the gaf status cow cheating on her husband 

[Bacon]

You know when you pull your dick out of a chick's twat and it has those white slug trails on it? I love that.

[Bacon]

Did you two eat the rabbit?

[Reb]

Pee makes you hungry.

[Tundra]

Green Shinobi, you have any pics of your woman? She sounds like a nympho, which is awesome

Here's one I took today with the two of us and the rabbit that I just bought.

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What a lovely rabbit..

[Kestastrophe]

Green Shinobi, you have any pics of your woman? She sounds like a nympho, which is awesome

Here's one I took today with the two of us and the rabbit that I just bought.

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Good shit man. Thanks for posting the pics, nice lady and wabbit

[Bacon]

Does she whimper during sex?

[Brehvolution]

Wait...Peter North did GAY PORN?

At least we still have Pierre Woodman.......right?



I had sex last night with my wife (does that even count?) and I lasted all of 2 minutes, if that. Then I went to sleep.

Marathon Fuckers

Green Shinobi, you have any pics of your woman? She sounds like a nympho, which is awesome

Meh, how long have you been married? I'm going on 8 years and still pull 40 minute sessions like this past Saturday all the time. It might only take her 2 minutes to cum, but I like to take my time.

[Kestastrophe]

Meh, how long have you been married? I'm going on 8 years and still pull 40 minute sessions like this past Saturday all the time. It might only take her 2 minutes to cum, but I like to take my time.

3 months. I can last longer, but I usually don't because I get so excited.....agghh........I'm done. Don't really care cuz the wife's still satisfied, but sometimes I wish I could go longer. Gonna try the dick pinching trick next time. Any other suggestions

[Bacon]

Does she whimper during sex?

Occasionally. Are all these things very common among Asian women?

Judging from the porn I have seen yes.

If you want to last longer, take your dick out during sex and give it a good hard slap or two.

[Powerslave]

I didn't have sex today.  It was not ok.

same!

[DJ_Tet]

Meh, how long have you been married? I'm going on 8 years and still pull 40 minute sessions like this past Saturday all the time. It might only take her 2 minutes to cum, but I like to take my time.

3 months. I can last longer, but I usually don't because I get so excited.....agghh........I'm done. Don't really care cuz the wife's still satisfied, but sometimes I wish I could go longer. Gonna try the dick pinching trick next time. Any other suggestions

Wear a condom, cuts down on sensitivity.  If that's not your problem then it's all mental. 

[Brehvolution]

Meh, how long have you been married? I'm going on 8 years and still pull 40 minute sessions like this past Saturday all the time. It might only take her 2 minutes to cum, but I like to take my time.

3 months. I can last longer, but I usually don't because I get so excited.....agghh........I'm done. Don't really care cuz the wife's still satisfied, but sometimes I wish I could go longer. Gonna try the dick pinching trick next time. Any other suggestions

Think about something else like football or Rock Band charts. Practice makes perfect and over time you will become 'Tha Masta.'