Willco: The Sitcom now performing in front of a live audience in Vegas, baby!

[The Fake Shemp]

I begin my trek to Vegas, in what I'm sure will be a cocaine-fueled business spectacle.  If I get caught with a call girl and end up in the drunk tank, please send bail.

[The Fake Shemp]

The worst part is my rommate is legendary for partying - who has girlfriends on every continent. He already told me he got this chick and her friends to take us out Monday night. My former DM said last year, the two of them hung out and my roommate ended up getting them into some kind of party with 50 Cent.

I'm pretty social, but I'm a little intimidated by the guy's track record coupled with my own insecurities.

[The Fake Shemp]

Oh, we're good friends. Its just that when we have hung out in the past, its been relatively mellow social events that I have coordinated. I've always been somewhat afraid to take him up on his offers of crazy shenanigans (the dude is always doing stuff). This time I'm on his turf!

[muckhole]

Just go with the flow, even if that means doing crazy stuff you'd normally wouldn't do.

Make us proud baby 

Absolutely. Go for broke.

And make pictures of hot callgirls. And Vegas.

Especially this. Some of us are going to be living vicariously through your tales, so make it good!

[Bloodwake]

Willco partying, lol.

Condoms. We can't stress condoms enough.

[Beardo]

Condoms are for pussies my friend. You need to man up and take care of business without being a nerd.

Example: would you wear a bicycle helmet when you're banging a cheeseburger prostitute? The answer is no. So then why wear a condom

SMH

[Vizzys]

beardos logic is flawless and hard to deny