You ever want to slap someone in the face with your penis?

[Tauntaun]

I mean really, just walk up behind them, unzip, whip it out and commence to beat them with your shlong?  Also, would you prefer to do it hard for maximum damage for flaccid so it'd be harder for them to grab and snap it off?    I'd totally beat someone with my hard cock then bust a nut on their head and beat them with my flaccid penis.    I'm hardcore.

[Tauntaun]

You people need to vote and tell me who you'd slap, maybe a boss or coworker.

[Reb]

Somewhere between hard and flaccid for optimum slapping force. Hard is unwieldy, soft is just too soft.

Also, Mupepe.

[Tauntaun]

Hmm, I didn't think of an in between, that can be the Mups option.  Good thinking friend.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Yeah I think a soft-on would be the best approach.

[demi]

Probably with a half-stiffy, a chub. Get that nice flexilibity with the limber arc that only a chub can provide.

[Bildi]

I too went for the semi (Mupepe) option.  I think it would wrap around their face in a very satisfying manner, while still giving an appropriate "thwump".

[Joe Molotov]

It needs to have approximately the same rigidity as a rubber hose in order to deliver a proper penile beat-down.

[Van Cruncheon]

semi-flaccid, right after a good ass pounding, so you you can leave a neopolitan-style poo+blood+cum trail 'cross their cheek

[Tundra]

I voted flaccid, it's so much more embarassing for both. (as if i had a choice  ).

[muckhole]

I went Mupepe, but the reality is I have neither length nor girth for any of the above. I can just wag it like a schnauzer tail.  :'(

Also, spellcheck wants to change Mupepe to "Muppet"  

[cool breeze]

All the time, but only when it is flaccid.

[Bildi]

I went Mupepe, but the reality is I have neither length nor girth for any of the above. I can just wag it like a schnauzer tail.  :'(

Also, spellcheck wants to change Mupepe to "Muppet" 

Schnauzer tail.

I went with Mupepe because I don't think I could get close enough to make contact if I were completely flaccid.

[TVC15]

I want tauntaun to slap me in the prostate with his penis.

[Powerslave]

I too went for the semi (Mupepe) option.  I think it would wrap around their face in a very satisfying manner, while still giving an appropriate "thwump".

Described it perfectly, can't add much more to this

[siamesedreamer]

Y'all don't do this to your wives?

Guess I'm a lucky guy. 

[demi]

Our wives arent COCKFIEND SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS

[Mr. Gundam]

My buddy likes to chase his wife around the bedroom and cock whip her. Every time he gets drunk he tells us this story.

[Tauntaun]

I want tauntaun to slap me in the prostate with his penis.

              



 

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Our wives arent COCKFIEND SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS

[lordmaji]

yep, slapped several bitches in the face w/ my penis.

"TAKE THAT BITCH!"


oh... and Mupepe.  

[Bacon]

I want to get slapped with a long clit.

[Tauntaun]

I want to get slapped with a long clit.

Talk to Junpei.