You can put lipstick on a pig...

[Great Rumbler]

It's something new every single day and it's driving me crazy. Could we please just talk about the real issues? Apparently not, because every time I turn on CNN or Fox News or whatever they're talking about one side of the other being outraged by something that the other side said or did. Oh noes, Obama said something or Palin's teenage daughter is pregnant. If I wanted to listen to slop like that I'd turn on TMZ or Entertainment Tonight.

The longer this fiasco goes on the less and less I want to vote for any party involved. I may as well just throw my vote away on some third party that won't even get more than 1% of the vote in a single state so I can at least complain for the next four years. At least it would make me feel better about the whole process...

Either that or I'll just get my ballet and write "NO" in large, bold letter across the front.

[Mr. Gundam]

Gotta keep those voters distracted from the issues, cause you know, they might vote for the other guy if they learned something new!

Yes, it's driving me nuts, too.

[BobbyRobby]

The longer this fiasco goes on the less and less I want to vote for any party involved. I may as well just throw my vote away on some third party that won't even get more than 1% of the vote in a single state so I can at least complain for the next four years. At least it would make me feel better about the whole process...

you definitely should.  send a message

[TakingBackSunday]

might as well fuck the pig

[Barry Egan]

...but at least I don't plaster on the make-up like a trollop, you cunt.

[Great Rumbler]

The longer this fiasco goes on the less and less I want to vote for any party involved. I may as well just throw my vote away on some third party that won't even get more than 1% of the vote in a single state so I can at least complain for the next four years. At least it would make me feel better about the whole process...

you definitely should.  send a message

I'm seriously considering it!

Two-Party System

...but at least I don't plaster on the make-up like a trollop, you cunt.

lol

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032553/

Chris Matthews fucking owns this entire story

[MrAngryFace]

"Are there really five blades shaving my legs? WOW!"

[Phoenix Dark]

"Are there really five blades shaving my legs? WOW!"

"i luv rubbing my legs together"

[Tauntaun]

"Are there really five blades shaving my legs? WOW!"

"i luv rubbing my legs together"

Men should not shave their legs! 

[MrAngryFace]

Its the commercial on msnbc video

[MrAngryFace]

Obama shoulda said Lipstick on a Fig

[Phoenix Dark]

"it feels just like butter"

[Tauntaun]

"it feels just like butter"

That's what she said... ..... ....wait...

[Phoenix Dark]

i keep thinking she's saying "penis embrace"

[Great Rumbler]

I always thought that Hulk Hogan should be President. His cabinet could be made up of other wrestlers. They'd go to summits and if anyone disagreed with their plans they'd hit them folding chairs, bodyslam them through tables and so on.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

I always thought that Hulk Hogan should be President. His cabinet could be made up of other wrestlers. They'd go to summits and if anyone disagreed with their plans they'd hit them folding chairs, bodyslam them through tables and so on.

Putin would have to make The Iron Shiek his undersecretary I assume.

Also your foolish plan more or less hands over control of the world to Mexico and their powerful stable of Luchadores.  We can't beat that.  Do you want to live in a world controlled by Mexico, and ride a burro to work everyday or something.  C'mon man.

[Great Rumbler]

I always thought that Hulk Hogan should be President. His cabinet could be made up of other wrestlers. They'd go to summits and if anyone disagreed with their plans they'd hit them folding chairs, bodyslam them through tables and so on.

Putin would have to make The Iron Shiek his undersecretary I assume.

Also your foolish plan more or less hands over control of the world to Mexico and their powerful stable of Luchadores.  We can't beat that.  Do you want to live in a world controlled by Mexico, and ride a burro to work everyday or something.  C'mon man.

Hogan and Macho Man could take an entire legion of Luchardores! Don't you dare suggest otherwise!!

[Human Snorenado]

I have a plan for the 2012 Presidential Primaries.  We'll turn it into a season of Flavor of Love.  Instead of having actual states vote on this nonsense, we'll have Flav award clocks to the candidates every other week until we're down to the last two, who will have to convince Flav why they should be the nominee for their party.  I suspect this would be the highest rated show in the history of anything.

[tiesto]

"Are there really five blades shaving my legs? WOW!"

"i luv rubbing my legs together"

Men should not shave their legs! 

And women should not shave their va-jay-jays

[cool breeze]

I had no idea what that meant until someone explained it in an unrelated thread.  I thought it meant hard issues to take care of, you know, because pigs are slippery and hard to put lipstick on.

[Human Snorenado]

NOBAMA!

Shut yer yapper.  You're not even American, and you don't know what you're talking about regardless.

[ShogunOfFear]

Pigs, pregnant teens in Alaska, oh we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz.

[Human Snorenado]

Pigs, pregnant teens in Alaska, oh we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz.

Pay no attention to the book banning small town mayor behind the curtain, she is the great and all powerful PALIN!

[ShogunOfFear]

Right because we must pay attention to Jesus 

Not sure I follow your reply, I was saying the pig thing is bullshit just like the over covering story of a pregnant teen in Alaska.

[Human Snorenado]

Right because we must pay attention to Jesus 

Not sure I follow your reply, I was saying the pig thing is bullshit just like the over covering story of a pregnant teen in Alaska.

Oh no, I agree. 

But I also think that the public perception of "Sarah Palin" isn't really who Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska, IS.

[Tauntaun]

NOBAMA!

Shut yer yapper.  You're not even American, and you don't know what you're talking about regardless.

I know who I'd vote for I was an amuhricanur

Me? 

[Reb]

Mupepe.

[Human Snorenado]

NOBAMA!

Shut yer yapper.  You're not even American, and you don't know what you're talking about regardless.

I know who I'd vote for I was an amuhricanur

Well, thank Christ you're not.

[drozmight]

image matters more than their stance on the issues.