Fuck the Amish... (MAF and Drinky stay crying)

[The Black Stallion]

Hey, anyone else here fucking hate the Amish!?

I sure as hell do...



Click my image to read in full detail my experences with these Jeb bastards...



Join my Fan Club to be a part of the AAAA, the Anti-Amish Association of America!

You know you love it.

[CajoleJuice]

Your link is broken. You fail.

[The Black Stallion]

Your link is broken. You fail.

What?

[MrAngryFace]

[The Black Stallion]

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Commit that shit!

[Christopher]

Why hate?  Why not love?

[MrAngryFace]

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Commit that shit!

[demi]

we've been spending most our lives living in an amish paradise

[The Black Stallion]

we've been spending most our lives living in an amish paradise

I hated that song, and I hate Weird Al... that Jeb-lover.

[Phoenix Dark]

I was walking through my local Wal-Mart one time and passed a group of plow pushers. I was knocked over by an unholy wall of stink that could even make a Frenchman cover his nose. To give you an idea of how bad the smell was, after one sniff my eyes watered, I’m sure my nose hairs were burnt to shit, and my asshole ached. I was literally raped by their pungent odor. How the hell can you walk around smelling like a hot bag of ass? Sure they live on farms, but when their livestock stick their noses in shit to avoid taking a wiff of their powerful body funk you’d think they’d take the hint and use some deodorant.

Damn, you must live near the best Wal Mart ever. These stories crack me up

[CajoleJuice]

Your link is broken. You fail.

What?

Editing FTW

[The Black Stallion]

I was walking through my local Wal-Mart one time and passed a group of plow pushers. I was knocked over by an unholy wall of stink that could even make a Frenchman cover his nose. To give you an idea of how bad the smell was, after one sniff my eyes watered, I’m sure my nose hairs were burnt to shit, and my asshole ached. I was literally raped by their pungent odor. How the hell can you walk around smelling like a hot bag of ass? Sure they live on farms, but when their livestock stick their noses in shit to avoid taking a wiff of their powerful body funk you’d think they’d take the hint and use some deodorant.

Damn, you must live near the best Wal Mart ever. These stories crack me up

I think my Wal-Mart is very typical. Honestly, take some time out of your day and ride around in the fat-fuck carts. Wal-Mart is one of the best things about being an American.