Author Topic: Jesus roommate close your motherfucking mouth when you eat (Read 3707 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** September 10, 2008, 05:40:20 PM »

Fuck my scum, it's so annoying. His nomnom gross fucking noises are so finger-to-chalkboard chilling.

Sounds like a dog, my lord.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2008, 05:42:55 PM »

omnomnom omnom

John Dunbar · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2008, 05:42:59 PM »

Perhaps you could try telling this to him?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2008, 05:45:07 PM »

I'm too much of a pussy

muckhole · « **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2008, 05:48:24 PM »

I'd personally go with light mockery. You can make a joke about it without pushing it too far, and he'll at least become aware of the situation.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2008, 05:50:05 PM »

We don't even talk.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2008, 05:50:47 PM »

You don't even talk...to your roommate?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2008, 05:52:24 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2008, 05:50:47 PM

You don't even talk...to your roommate?

I barely talk to mine. He's always hanging out with my brother though.

not showering>not chewing

muckhole · « **Reply #8 on:** September 10, 2008, 05:59:19 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 10, 2008, 05:50:05 PM

We don't even talk.

No matter. Just wait until you know he's chowing down, and go into your room. Give him a minute to get going, then come out and ask what the noise was. When he inevitably says "I don't know", hover around for a bit until he starts eating again. Burst out laughing and exclaim "It's you! I thought there was something wrong with the (take your pick, ie plumbing)! Sorry!"

He should be suitably embarrassed. Won't guarantee he'll stop, but at least he'll be a bit more self conscious of it.

JustinP · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2008, 05:59:58 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headphones

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2008, 06:06:29 PM »

I'm in a double dorm. It's one room

ONE ROOM

muckhole · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2008, 06:09:31 PM »

Um, bathroom, maybe then?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2008, 06:13:33 PM »

People who dont close their mouth while they eat or finish chewing before talking = ugh

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2008, 06:25:55 PM »

Meh, I hate when people do this. YOU ARE NOT A FREAKING COW!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2008, 06:26:29 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 10, 2008, 06:09:46 PM

Just trip with your pants down and slip it in his mouth. He'll keep his mouth shut guaranteed.

i hope this isn't how you win arguments with the development team $:-\$

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** September 10, 2008, 06:31:05 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 10, 2008, 06:26:29 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 10, 2008, 06:09:46 PM
Just trip with your pants down and slip it in his mouth. He'll keep his mouth shut guaranteed.

i hope this isn't how you win arguments with the development team $:-\$

Genghis

tiesto · « **Reply #16 on:** September 10, 2008, 06:35:15 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 10, 2008, 06:13:33 PM

People who dont close their mouth while they eat or finish chewing before talking = ugh

I went on a date with a girl like this before. Never called her back because of it. $:-\$

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** September 10, 2008, 06:36:57 PM »

Its worse when you spy a bit of food flying out and landing near your plate, then PARANOIA. CHEW YOUR FOOD WAIT TO TALKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** September 10, 2008, 06:37:12 PM »

"i think level 3 needs to be tightened up"
"nah it's ok, just make it a water level"
"cohen that won't work, what we need to do is -"

Bildi · « **Reply #19 on:** September 10, 2008, 06:38:52 PM »

What a rude bastard. Bet he eats with his elbows on the table too, the hobo.

Quote from: tiesto on September 10, 2008, 06:35:15 PM

I went on a date with a girl like this before. Never called her back because of it. $:-\$

Too fucking right.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** September 10, 2008, 06:42:45 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 10, 2008, 06:36:16 PM

The oatmeal on your dick will be well worth the peace of mind

The oatmeal would add to the pleasure too, more to rub against.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #21 on:** September 10, 2008, 07:59:24 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 10, 2008, 06:42:45 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 10, 2008, 06:36:16 PM
The oatmeal on your dick will be well worth the peace of mind

The oatmeal would add to the pleasure too, more to rub against.

I once saw this HBO Real Sex special with people licking whipped cream off of genitals. Gross.

Eric P · « **Reply #22 on:** September 10, 2008, 08:04:30 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 10, 2008, 05:40:20 PM

Fuck my scum, it's so annoying. His nomnom gross fucking noises are so finger-to-chalkboard chilling.

Sounds like a dog, my lord.

this is seriously one of those sounds i absolutely cannot stand.

jesus fucking CHRIST, please just STOP

Eric P · « **Reply #23 on:** September 10, 2008, 08:04:53 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 10, 2008, 08:00:45 PM

What is the name of that British food porn mag? You should check that out if whipped cream grosses you out. TVC should know this one. They pour baked beans and all manner of shitty british food on hag toothed girls.

you mean tampopo?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #24 on:** September 10, 2008, 08:08:39 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on September 10, 2008, 08:04:53 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 10, 2008, 08:00:45 PM
What is the name of that British food porn mag? You should check that out if whipped cream grosses you out. TVC should know this one. They pour baked beans and all manner of shitty british food on hag toothed girls.

you mean tampopo?

I don't think that's it. I searched for tampopo and got some j-pop girl group images. $:-\$

Eric P · « **Reply #25 on:** September 10, 2008, 08:09:51 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 10, 2008, 08:05:49 PM

Perhaps. I can't really look it up right now

tampopo the movie features a food sex scene with the two elegant people whose tale runs parallel to the main plot.

it features the male lead taking a bowl containing crawfish and flipping it over onto her stomach so that the animal in trying to get away tickles her tummy.

then later, they cut the head off a turtle and drain its blood :\

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** September 10, 2008, 10:41:45 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 10, 2008, 06:02:21 PM

Slip it in when his gaping maw is opened.

you win this round, herr cohen! <shakes fist>

next time I WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO THE PROPER PUNCHLINE

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** September 10, 2008, 10:42:45 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 10, 2008, 10:41:45 PM

next time I WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO THE POOPER PUNCHLINE

fixed.

Tundra · « **Reply #28 on:** September 11, 2008, 03:04:09 AM »

You guys surely got a lot of issues with your roommates around here...

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 11, 2008, 03:22:51 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 10, 2008, 08:00:45 PM

What is the name of that British food porn mag? You should check that out if whipped cream grosses you out. TVC should know this one. They pour baked beans and all manner of shitty british food on hag toothed girls.

Is it Splosh or is this some still ongoing magazine?

nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.splosh.co.uk/main/home.htm

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Eric P · « **Reply #30 on:** September 11, 2008, 07:38:57 AM »

Quote from: Borys on September 11, 2008, 05:36:44 AM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 10, 2008, 06:36:57 PM
Its worse when you spy a bit of food flying out and landing near your plate, then PARANOIA. CHEW YOUR FOOD WAIT TO TALKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

it's even worse when he ends eating and there's still a chunk of food on his lip that he ISN'T AWARE OF.

gross

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Author Topic: Jesus roommate close your motherfucking mouth when you eat (Read 3707 times)