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If I *were* a man,
« on: September 10, 2008, 07:16:28 PM »
I would want to be just like Don Draper.



He was born with a five o'clock shadow, and his urine is bottled and sold by Old Spice.
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Today I've watched seven episodes of Mad Men. What a great show.
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2008, 07:17:17 PM »
Peggy <3

what a fuck awesome show
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2008, 07:18:05 PM »
Yeah its pretty fantastic
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2008, 07:18:09 PM »
Peggy <3

what a fuck awesome show

Peggy?

Dear God.  :-X

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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2008, 07:19:21 PM »
Peggy Defense Force :bow
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2008, 07:22:52 PM »
Which one is the redhead that was on Firefly?  I want to insert my penis into her vagina and thrust in a rhythmic fashion.
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2008, 07:24:21 PM »
Peggy Defense Force :bow

Some women don't need defense forces:


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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2008, 07:25:04 PM »
yea but peggy is so awesome.
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2008, 07:26:15 PM »
ugh Peggy


But yeah, Don Draper is manliness defined. I actually had a dream that I was in an office within that fictional world. Don was on the other side of the desk, sitting and smoking a cigarette. It was night, and the way the streetlights filtered through my blinds and onto the smoke was so awesome. I don't remember much of what he said, but I'm sure it was badass.

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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2008, 07:26:38 PM »
Christina Hendricks

Soooo hot

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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2008, 07:28:20 PM »
ugh Peggy


But yeah, Don Draper is manliness defined. I actually had a dream that I was in an office within that fictional world. Don was on the other side of the desk, sitting and smoking a cigarette.



Were you under the desk? Also smoking something.

Don't worry, we all would do the same.

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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2008, 07:31:51 PM »
I offered, but he refused. :(
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2008, 07:33:24 PM »
I offered, but he refused. :(

Did you then go to Salvatore?

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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2008, 07:33:37 PM »
the episode with his

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always makes me lol
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2008, 07:51:48 PM »
LOL at Atlas Shrugged

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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2008, 08:01:11 PM »
7 episodes in a day?  Have you quit law school already? 

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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2008, 08:08:46 PM »
7 episodes in a day?  Have you quit law school already? 



I made it to a morning class today, felt really anxious, and left school at lunch. It's not really going well.

And I'm at number eight.

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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2008, 08:42:08 PM »
 :(

Get help before you mess up something you've worked hard to get to.  Have you spoken to a councilor yet?

Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2008, 09:02:34 PM »
wait malek is a woman? he's joking right?
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2008, 09:10:24 PM »
Malek does have one thing in common with women: he has a furry patch that I'd like to stick my penis in.

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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2008, 09:11:48 PM »
This was a missed opportunity to send lazerpandas treasure-hunting through the "Post your Pic" thread.
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2008, 09:15:21 PM »
Argh. :(

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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2008, 09:19:25 PM »
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2008, 09:30:12 PM »
I caught an episode and it seemed interesting enough. Is there anywhere to watch season 1 online? Hulu and amc.com are coming up empty.
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2008, 09:32:03 PM »
I caught an episode and it seemed interesting enough. Is there anywhere to watch season 1 online? Hulu and amc.com are coming up empty.

I'm watching the episodes on ctv.ca, but you need a Canadian IP.


Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2008, 09:39:59 PM »
I caught an episode and it seemed interesting enough. Is there anywhere to watch season 1 online? Hulu and amc.com are coming up empty.

I'm watching the episodes on ctv.ca, but you need a Canadian IP.
First free health care and now this  :usacry
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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2008, 09:57:07 PM »
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I'm ruining my own thread.





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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2008, 12:09:12 AM »
"Do you love your sister . . . well show her how much."

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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2008, 12:41:56 AM »
Shit, I thought Peggy was putting on weight; I didn't think she was pregnant.  :-\

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Re: If I *were* a man,
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2008, 11:54:12 PM »
is it wrong that i find her more attractive this way
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