Author Topic: Fuck. this is IT. This roommate is about to get his ASS KICKED. (Read 3433 times)

Himu · « **on:** September 11, 2008, 12:35:58 PM »

what kind of person TURNS OFF YOUR ALARM CLOCK, BUT DOESN'T WAKE YOU UP. Jesus Christ I am on the verge of kicking this kid's asss.

lordmaji · « **Reply #1 on:** September 11, 2008, 12:36:39 PM »

tell him what's up man. stop fucking around.

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** September 11, 2008, 12:38:11 PM »

I JUST DID

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** September 11, 2008, 12:41:41 PM »

You didnt do shit, you pussy bitch

Go play your Anime games

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4 on:** September 11, 2008, 12:43:25 PM »

You should take a crap on his bed next time he's out.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2008, 12:44:03 PM »

Where do you people find these guys

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2008, 12:45:43 PM »

Texas

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 11, 2008, 12:47:09 PM »

Did he have an excuse? He had to have had one, even if it's week.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #8 on:** September 11, 2008, 12:53:23 PM »

^lol "week", new meme

example: himu was week for not standing up to his roomie

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 11, 2008, 12:56:13 PM »

FUCK.

lordmaji · « **Reply #10 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:01:58 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 11, 2008, 12:38:11 PM

I JUST DID

what'd you tell em?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #11 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:04:26 PM »

weeksauce

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:06:51 PM »

week in the knees

Reb · « **Reply #13 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:07:39 PM »

Fuck up his alarm clock. Like, fuck it up with a baseball bat.

Don't be week.

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:08:36 PM »

himuro is weekhearted

Eric P · « **Reply #15 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:11:35 PM »

i give it less than a weak for us to see more topics containing impotent rage at roommates

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:12:26 PM »

HE MAKES ME SO MAD ARHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHG butiwontdoanythingaboutitlol

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:12:53 PM »

himuro is the new matlock

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:13:02 PM »

He's gonna wreek havoc.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #19 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:14:44 PM »

shave your balls with his face razor

Powerslave · « **Reply #20 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:17:15 PM »

weeklings

living by the week

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:27:33 PM »

I put a dead frog in his bed, and I'm currently in the process of drinking all of his gatorade.

Tonight, when I get the chance, I'm unplugging his alarm clock.

I told him when I wake up, that the next time he turns off my alarm clock, without even waking me up, he'll be in a world of hurt since he caused me to miss class. I punched him in the stomach.

I am so angry. This has ruined my daily schedule!

Powerslave · « **Reply #22 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:28:31 PM »

feed him some wead

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:30:29 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 11, 2008, 01:27:33 PM

I put a dead frog in his bed, and I'm currently in the process of drinking all of his gatorade.

Tonight, when I get the chance, I'm unplugging his alarm clock.

I told him when I wake up, that the next time he turns off my alarm clock, without even waking me up, he'll be in a world of hurt since he caused me to miss class. I punched him in the stomach.

I am so angry. This has ruined my daily schedule!

Fake, go back to GAF, loser

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #24 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:40:28 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 11, 2008, 01:27:33 PM

I put a dead frog in his bed

Jokes on you, frogs carry syphillis

MCD · « **Reply #25 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:42:00 PM »

he was concerned over your health, you should thank him.

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:42:18 PM »

the other week a frog got caught in the door. It was smashed to bits and became a pancake. We put the corpse in a bag in the freezer because it was just too cool to not keep.

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:42:41 PM »

Also fake

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:43:06 PM »

Quote from: MCD on September 11, 2008, 01:42:00 PM

he was concerned over your health, you should thank him.

mcdragon, what's going on? How is viz?

MCD · « **Reply #29 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:44:27 PM »

i'm sucking his dick as we speak.

Reb · « **Reply #30 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:45:37 PM »

Fucking faking.

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:45:43 PM »

how long is it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:45:47 PM »

I'M SO HARDCORE I'LL PUT A ~~SPELL~~ FROG ON YOU

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:46:11 PM »

how do i cast spell

Powerslave · « **Reply #34 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:46:41 PM »

you equip materia

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:46:56 PM »

Quote from: demi on September 11, 2008, 01:42:41 PM

Also fake

nuh uh i totally did it

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:47:30 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on September 11, 2008, 01:46:41 PM

you equip materia

what spell

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #37 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:47:59 PM »

tvc is a week speller

am I too late?

Powerslave · « **Reply #38 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:48:38 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 11, 2008, 01:47:30 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on September 11, 2008, 01:46:41 PM
you equip materia

what spell

Mini/frog.

MCD · « **Reply #39 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:51:12 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 11, 2008, 01:45:43 PM

how long is it

it's a secret

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and sorry, i'm only gay for viz.

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Jabberwocky · « **Reply #40 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:51:54 PM »

You still haven't told me what college you go to. U of H maybe? I live in Houston, too.

You don't have class tomorrow, do you? (Ike)

Himu · « **Reply #41 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:53:16 PM »

Naw, i don't go to school in Houston, Nitro. We should hang out some time.

Reb · « **Reply #42 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:53:42 PM »

Ok, pics or it didn't happen.

Powerslave · « **Reply #43 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:54:33 PM »

himuro want to hang out with me we can smoke weed and talk about final fantasy

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:55:50 PM »

hanging with himu would probably just entail meeting him at his house and watching him play RPGs while he posts online. i doubt he'd say much of anything

Reb · « **Reply #45 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:57:07 PM »

Say that again and he will punch you in the stomach.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #46 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:57:22 PM »

^
black on black crime

Beardo · « **Reply #47 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:58:13 PM »

If I lived in a dorm and my lazy ass roommate was sleeping through his annoying alarm I would turn i off to. Get your ass up distinguished black fellow.

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:58:16 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 11, 2008, 01:55:50 PM

hanging with himu would probably just entail meeting him at his house and watching him play RPGs while he posts online. i doubt he'd say much of anything

You forgot one key detail:

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fucking him up the ass

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Jabberwocky · « **Reply #49 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:59:45 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 11, 2008, 01:53:16 PM

Naw, i don't go to school in Houston, Nitro. We should hang out some time.

Wait, you don't live in Houston?

No weekend quickies then?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #50 on:** September 11, 2008, 02:00:13 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 11, 2008, 01:58:16 PM

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fucking him up the ass
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fHEuta?

Powerslave · « **Reply #51 on:** September 11, 2008, 02:03:07 PM »

that's too bad

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** September 11, 2008, 02:03:07 PM »

Quote from: Nitro on September 11, 2008, 01:59:45 PM

Quote from: Himuro on September 11, 2008, 01:53:16 PM
Naw, i don't go to school in Houston, Nitro. We should hang out some time.

Wait, you don't live in Houston?

No weekend quickies then?

I go to school in florida, but my home is houston.

GilloD · « **Reply #53 on:** September 11, 2008, 02:19:01 PM »

Pics.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #54 on:** September 11, 2008, 03:15:23 PM »

So you missed class, meh

The Sceneman · « **Reply #55 on:** September 11, 2008, 03:23:54 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 11, 2008, 01:55:50 PM

hanging with himu would probably just entail meeting him at his house and watching him play RPGs while he posts online. i doubt he'd say much of anything

as opposed to hanging with you whch would be exactly the same minus the rpg part

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #56 on:** September 11, 2008, 03:26:46 PM »

My roommate and you're roommate should get together and just fuse into the ultimate fuckwad. And than we can bannish them forever

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Author Topic: Fuck. this is IT. This roommate is about to get his ASS KICKED. (Read 3433 times)