Author Topic: James Bond was racist? (Read 2030 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** November 22, 2006, 05:31:12 PM »

I was talking to one of my friends today about Casino Royale and he said he hated the movie because it was racist. WTF?

Phoenix: Bond was not racist, are you crazy?
Emmanuel: No, the movie was. Notice how every black man in the movie was either an extremely acrobatic criminal, a drug seller, a gambler, or a common villian?
Phoenix: What about the CIA guy? He was a good, solid black character. You lose
Emmanuel: Dude, the CIA is a terrorist organization and is partly responsible for 911. So you lose
Phoenix: Fuck

What the hell?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:32:09 PM »

Yeah, Emmanuel is a fucking moron.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:32:12 PM »

He's a guy and his name is Emmanuel? He loses. If I read anything with Emmanuel in it, it'd be the title of a softcore porn film.

donkey · « **Reply #3 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:32:54 PM »

"Bond, was a hero to most...."

Polari · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:33:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2006, 05:31:12 PM

Emmanuel: No, the movie was. Notice how every black man in the movie was either an extremely acrobatic criminal, a drug seller, a gambler, or a common villian?

What other characters are there in a Bond film; Bond, Bond girls and MI5 staff aside?

I wouldn't be friends with someone named "Emmanuel" if I were you.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:33:24 PM »

...but he never meant shit to me, as he's straight up RACIST...

donkey · « **Reply #6 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:34:35 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:34:57 PM »

:sp0rsk2

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:36:04 PM »

Hans is Mr Rogers compared to Emmanuel. My god.

This is the same shit he pulled about King Kong

Emmanuel: Peter Jackson is a modern day Walt Disney. There's not one black man in Lord of the Rings
Phoenix: Maybe that's because it happens in Europe before the slave trade!
Emmanuel: Stop making excuses for racists. King Kong is another racial ploy. A big black beast trying to get the white woman. Do you see what I'm implying?
Phoenix: Are you implying black people remind you of giant apes?
Emmanuel: No...why-
Phoenix: Well why does King Kong remind you of black people? Maybe you're racist and you don't know it
Emmanuel: ...1000 years of slavery have you fucked up Uncle Tom

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:37:12 PM »

Walk Disney?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:37:51 PM »

FIXED

cubicle47b · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:45:17 PM »

Quote

If I read anything with Emmanuel in it, it'd be the title of a softcore porn film.

The would be Emmanuelle. I suppose technically Emmanuel is in it, though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:46:42 PM »

Same difference! I want some female nudity, not conspiracy ghetto brotha talk!

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #13 on:** November 22, 2006, 06:45:34 PM »

In Bond's defense, everyone was a racist during the Cold War. You just had to hate everyone just to make sure you were hating the Reds.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #14 on:** November 22, 2006, 09:13:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 22, 2006, 05:32:12 PM

He's a guy and his name is Emmanuel? He loses. If I read anything with Emmanuel in it, it'd be the title of a softcore porn film.

And Maurice would be the star

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #15 on:** November 22, 2006, 09:51:58 PM »

Ah question has there ever been a african american female as the lead bond girl?

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** November 22, 2006, 09:53:49 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on November 22, 2006, 09:51:58 PM

Ah question has there ever been a african american female as the lead bond girl?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #17 on:** November 22, 2006, 09:54:13 PM »

Um, fappage....

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #18 on:** November 22, 2006, 09:55:31 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on November 22, 2006, 09:53:49 PM

Quote from: ZomBz on November 22, 2006, 09:51:58 PM
Ah question has there ever been a african american female as the lead bond girl?
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Jesus i already forgot about her. Just goes to show how forgettable that movie was.

Cheebs · « **Reply #19 on:** November 22, 2006, 09:56:56 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on November 22, 2006, 09:55:31 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on November 22, 2006, 09:53:49 PM
Quote from: ZomBz on November 22, 2006, 09:51:58 PM
Ah question has there ever been a african american female as the lead bond girl?
(Image removed from quote.)

Jesus i already forgot about her. Just goes to show how forgettable that movie was.

And:

Error Macro · « **Reply #20 on:** November 23, 2006, 02:58:38 AM »

Quote from: ZomBz on November 22, 2006, 09:51:58 PM

Ah question has there ever been a african american female as the lead bond girl?

*shudder*

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** November 23, 2006, 10:01:41 AM »

http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=325363

BAM!

Cheebs · « **Reply #22 on:** November 23, 2006, 10:03:45 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 23, 2006, 10:01:41 AM

http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=325363

BAM!

Does he realize Bond has been holding guns in posters for like 45 years?

Also bond is part of the GOVERNMENT. 50 Cent was ment to be a "gangsta"

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** November 23, 2006, 10:36:35 AM »

Besides the fact that Bond is a fictional character... as is Fiddy Cent.

Cheebs · « **Reply #24 on:** November 23, 2006, 10:40:26 AM »

the thing is bond holding a gun on a poster is someone in the military holding one. A bit different than a "gangsta"

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Author Topic: James Bond was racist? (Read 2030 times)