Still in Vegas and never coming back!!!

[The Fake Shemp]

GameStop employees flew home two days ago but - screw 'em! - I'm staying!

... Well, I will fly home either tomorrow or Sunday depending on my mood.

One of the SMs has comped my room 'till I decide to go home and one of my higher up pals took care of my flight.

My roommate lived up to the hype. He got me into places that I would never have the money or connections to get into. I have drank maybe $4,000 worth of booze and spent just 'bout $200. Now I know why people love it here.

[MrAngryFace]

[Joe Molotov]

Sweet, sounds pretty awesome.

At first I thought maybe you'd got a job at a Vegas Gamestop. They could have slots in them, put in a quarter and try to win Gears of War 2. Most of the time you just win Madden 06 or Dog Island though.

[Mandark]

Oh no Bill Simmons hacked Willco's account.

Now all the secrets of the Icon forum will be revealed.

[The Fake Shemp]

MAF, you have no idea! I'd go into details but some of the stuff I've seen or done would have serious HR repricussions. I got my photo taken at a few nightclubs and I will try to post the ones I found.

Nah, not relocating here. Although I was offered a 10k raise to take over a SoCal store.

[demi]

Jewco how much would I get for trading in Operation Darkness (X360)?

[pilonv1]

go to the UFC training centre pls

[Akala]

Willco finally understands.

VEGAS 

Wouldn't want to live there, but damn if I don't go back yearly.

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until I have a kid  :'( :'(

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[The Fake Shemp]

Vegas is amazing. You just have to watch yourself because there is a crazy abundance of slutty women.

Last night ruled! One of the dames that came with my buddy said I looked like Andy Milokanis (evilbore in real life!) and then shortly afterwards I accidentally cockblocked some poor guy. Really didn't mean to.

Didn't hit the sack 'till almost 7 AM and woke up three hours later for check out.

[muckhole]

You have no idea how envious I am, Willco.  :'(

[The Fake Shemp]

If it makes you feel better - I'm bummed about going home. I've never been around so many beautiful women and expensive booze in my life. Its been a huge ego boost - I'll detail some of the particulars when I land, but I am fully vested in the Vegas motto now. I also have never been referred to as a big teddy bear more times in my entire life.

My buddy is thinking about relocating here. I don't know how one could survive.  My body is on the verge of falling apart after pumping thousands of dollars of booze into it with very little sleep. Between the lifestyle and the women - how could you not simply fall apart?