Author Topic: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator (Read 3518 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** September 14, 2008, 04:18:53 PM »

http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

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if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Ammo Canal Palin

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #1 on:** September 14, 2008, 04:19:47 PM »

Jake Gyllenhaal = Stick Freedom Palin

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** September 14, 2008, 04:35:02 PM »

xxxxxxxxx, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Mounty Bat Palin

Crushed · « **Reply #3 on:** September 14, 2008, 04:36:57 PM »

MEAT NOTGAY PALIN

Eric P · « **Reply #4 on:** September 14, 2008, 04:50:32 PM »

Crunk Petrol Palin

best name ever

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2008, 04:50:53 PM »

Halter Grasshopper Palin

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2008, 04:57:30 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on September 14, 2008, 04:55:36 PM

Barack Obama, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Tarp Lazer Palin

Who knows, Tarp Lazer Palin you just might be president one day!

TARP LAZER / JOE BIDEN FOR OFFICE!

Joe Biden? You mean Beans Harpoon Palin, right?

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2008, 05:50:32 PM »

Soup Landmine Palin

cloudwalking · « **Reply #8 on:** September 14, 2008, 06:14:53 PM »

i got the best one:

Pistol Tanker Palin

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Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There's Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

what the fuck? i knew about the kid named after stiff cardboard commonly used in art projects and technical drawings (bristol board) but she named one of her kids after a branch of mathematics? this woman should be shot.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #9 on:** September 14, 2008, 06:18:41 PM »

Mole Valdez Pailn

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** September 14, 2008, 06:32:02 PM »

Rot Pipeline Palin

GilloD · « **Reply #11 on:** September 14, 2008, 06:46:45 PM »

Plank Castle Palin

Plank Castle sounds like a Super Mario Bros. level.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 14, 2008, 06:55:32 PM »

I used my real name, Alex Nigro, and got...

Lock Pepper Palin

$:-\$

T234 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 14, 2008, 06:59:27 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on September 14, 2008, 04:50:32 PM

Crunk Petrol Palin

best name ever

T***, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Crunk Petrol Palin

Eric P · « **Reply #14 on:** September 14, 2008, 09:16:39 PM »

well that's not my name

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #15 on:** September 14, 2008, 09:20:55 PM »

I typed in my cat's name and got Plop Hero Palin, lol

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #16 on:** September 14, 2008, 09:35:12 PM »

Me: Beans Harpoon Palin
Mrs. Mantra: Sport Grunt Palin

Robo · « **Reply #17 on:** September 14, 2008, 10:16:41 PM »

I would be known as Trowel Ogre Palin.

Tucah · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2008, 12:35:14 AM »

Stag Tonnage Palin

xnikki118x · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2008, 02:45:39 AM »

Open Aircraft Palin

And my cat would be Grill Igloo Palin.

I wonder why she picked such strange names for her kids. Maybe she hated being 1 of like 10 Sarahs in her class or something? I mean, really.

Eric P · « **Reply #20 on:** September 15, 2008, 07:29:02 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on September 14, 2008, 10:16:41 PM

I would be known as Trowel Ogre Palin.

sounds like a skinny puppy side project

Reb · « **Reply #21 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:18:01 AM »

Those are all Russian names.

lordmaji · « **Reply #22 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:38:53 AM »

Moose Roadster Palin

wtf kind of name is that?

Nice.

"Some people call me Moose, but my biker club calls me Roadster"

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #23 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:42:05 AM »

Beans Harpoon Palin

Yes, I'm Joe Biden.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:45:15 AM »

Taupe Armageddon Palin

Napoleonthechimp · « **Reply #25 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:14:11 AM »

Bash Budweiser Palin

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #26 on:** September 15, 2008, 11:49:44 AM »

McCain Fortress Palin

It sounds so strong

Ganhyun · « **Reply #27 on:** September 15, 2008, 12:08:33 PM »

Creation Schwarzkopf Palin

wtf??? lol.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28 on:** September 15, 2008, 01:53:51 PM »

Bush Gator Palin

I like it.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #29 on:** September 15, 2008, 02:55:29 PM »

Gripper Carom Palin

Carom? WTF is Carom?

Eric P · « **Reply #30 on:** September 15, 2008, 03:16:17 PM »

carom n. A collision followed by a rebound. A shot in billiards in which the cue ball successively strikes two other balls.

Tieno · « **Reply #31 on:** September 15, 2008, 03:34:17 PM »

Trowel Ogre Palin

Ogre!!!

drohne · « **Reply #32 on:** September 15, 2008, 04:14:36 PM »

Blaster Commando Palin

great, now i want to be adopted. which adds an incestuous tinge to my already fucked-up palin fantasies

Robo · « **Reply #33 on:** September 15, 2008, 11:39:51 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on September 15, 2008, 03:34:17 PM

Trowel Ogre Palin

Ogre!!!

We have the same name!

BlackMage · « **Reply #34 on:** September 15, 2008, 11:44:51 PM »

Dopey Chinstrap Palin

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #35 on:** September 15, 2008, 11:49:50 PM »

Putting in Molotov, I got Shank Piston Palin.

Shank Piston.

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Author Topic: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator (Read 3518 times)