Russian Teens eaten by satanists

[ShogunOfFear]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1691088.ece
A VILE gang of devil worshippers has killed and eaten four Russian teenagers in a sickening ritual.

The Satanists stabbed each of their victims a terrifying 666 times before dismembering their bodies and cooking them on a bonfire.

Russian cops discovered the teenager's limbs, hearts and scalps in a pit in the Yaroslavl region around 300 miles from Moscow, along with the dead body of a small rodent crucified on an upside-down cross.

The victims, three girls and one boy, all aged 16 and 17, disappeared from their homes in June.

But police only discovered the remains of Anya Gorokhova, Olga Pukhova, Varya Kuzmina and Andrei Sorokin last month.

The four pals – described as "Goths" – were lured one by one to a country cottage and were allegedly forced to get drunk before the revolting ritual began.

Hair from the victims was apparently found in the embers of the bonfire.

Cops arrested eight Satan worshippers in connection with the killings after finding out that all four victims had telephoned Nikolai Ogolobyak, the alleged leader of the Satan gang. His apartment lies just 250 metres from where their remains were discovered.

One of the arrested Satanists said: "Satan will help me to avoid responsibility, I made lots of sacrifices to him."

Another suspect – Alexander Voronovic – said the gang had previously dug up a dead girl's grave and eaten her heart and a third suspect said he turned to Satan because praying to God did not make him rich.  He said: "I tried to turn to God, but it didn't bring me any money. I prayed to Satan, and things improved."

Teachers of the alleged Satanists said all had been moody at school and of lower than average intelligence.

Ogolobyak had previously been in his local church choir, according to his grandmother. All the dead knew Ogolobyak and other members of the Satanist gang.

The distraught father of victim Andrei Sorokin said: "My son said he knew some Goths, and that he had Goths and Satanists among his friends.

"I wasn't scared. I thought 'Well, let him spend his time sitting around in a cemetery, there's not much harm in that is there?'"

Sad story, wtf is wrong with people?  -1 for mankind. 

[Brehvolution]

[Tauntaun]

smh

[Powerslave]

yummy

burp

\m/ hail satan 666 \m/

[duckman2000]

Go American teen culture!

[ShogunOfFear]

This man will know what to do.

[Eric P]

man, that's not the same one i read by anton la vey.  what's great about that one is that it's totally a topic of its time

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, the actual satanist's bible has very little to do with satan and ritual observance thereof, and an awful lot to do with hedonism and being a general libertine

it's a genuine philosophy that has its place in the broader spectrum of epistomology, even if it's not very conducive to making folks like you

also, i imagine the story in the op is probably rather heavily gussied up for shock purposes, if not almost wholly contrived

[duckman2000]

Another suspect – Alexander Voronovic – said the gang had previously dug up a dead girl's grave and eaten her heart and a third suspect said he turned to Satan because praying to God did not make him rich.  He said: "I tried to turn to God, but it didn't bring me any money. I prayed to Satan, and things improved."

Give this man a visa and a ride to the nearest lending company. 

[Eric P]

i was going to post a pic of mccain, but i couldn't find one i liked

so i went to his wiki page

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/John_McCain_official_portrait_with_alternative_background.jpg

i'm going to be frank; i get an uncanny valley vibe.

[T-Short]

also, i imagine the story in the op is probably rather heavily gussied up for shock purposes, if not almost wholly contrived

no way, why would The Sun do such a thing

[Phoenix Dark]

they discarded the hearts? that doesn't make any sense

[Crushed]

Where is Genghis Cohen.

[Tauntaun]

Where is Genghis Cohen.

Slaving in my apartment!  I keep him for coding/sexing purposes.

[Robo]

i was going to post a pic of mccain, but i couldn't find one i liked

so i went to his wiki page

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/John_McCain_official_portrait_with_alternative_background.jpg

i'm going to be frank; i get an uncanny valley vibe.

I need that tie.  It is fantastic.

[Eric P]

i was going to post a pic of mccain, but i couldn't find one i liked

so i went to his wiki page

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/John_McCain_official_portrait_with_alternative_background.jpg

i'm going to be frank; i get an uncanny valley vibe.

I need that tie.  It is fantastic.

i didn't even notice that.

are those little cloudwalking avatars?

[Van Cruncheon]

[Bildi]

The Satanists stabbed each of their victims a terrifying 666 times

Clearly they've never heard of these:

[CajoleJuice]

[Powerslave]

wouldn't it be better if they just used a bar full of spikes, like 50 of em on one, so they would reach 666 faster? It would save them time and with that in mind they can go eat more people.

[Bildi]

Your idea will revolutionize satanism.  Huzzah!

[Phoenix Dark]

smh @ palin not calling the police

[xnikki118x]

wouldn't it be better if they just used a bar full of spikes, like 50 of em on one, so they would reach 666 faster? It would save them time and with that in mind they can go eat more people.

I laughed so hard that I snorted. I'm such a terrible person lol.