Author Topic: I just sat through a 100 minute abortion that was caught on film: The Descent  (Read 2754 times)

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Ecrofirt

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Jesus fuck this film was bad.

If you enjoyed this, you need your fucking head checked.
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Phoenix Dark

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This movie is being hyped like fuck, but god dammit: it doesn't look interesting. Is it just another blood splattering mush mess?
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Ecrofirt

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It's just a piece of shit all the way around. GAF suckered me into seeing it.

The first half is a cave exploring adventure documentary, the second half is a not-scary-at-all monster in the dark movie with cheap, ineffective scares.
8=D

heavy liquid

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That's exactly how I felt after I saw The Hills Have Eyes, which I saw for free and still managed to feel ripped-off.

Ecrofirt

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That's exactly how I felt after I saw The Hills Have Eyes, which I saw for free and still managed to feel ripped-off.

I wanted to get up and walk out of the theater today several times, but I didn't because I couldn't tell if my friend was enjoying the 'film' or not.
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Phoenix Dark

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SCARIEST MOVIE SINCE ALIENS!

Lol ok IGN
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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Shit, I was planning on seeing this too  >:(

GAF and CHUD overhype ftl  :'(
BKO

Yeah, it sucked. It's not that gory either.

Unison

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The first half, before monsters show up, was scary (I love the claustrophobic cave stuff), but after that it turns to generic peek a boo shit.