Author Topic: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G (Read 2438 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** September 18, 2008, 04:57:20 PM »

There's just something about someone that looks like a typical, clean cut, handsome soap strip character that just happens to be a total junkie. I'd take him to the fuck dumpster.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** September 18, 2008, 05:02:24 PM »

much better than the regular strip

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 18, 2008, 05:05:59 PM »

He's so deep and dreamy.

Yeti · « **Reply #3 on:** September 19, 2008, 12:25:07 AM »

You know, it's kind of sad that the soap strips are funnier than the actual comedy strips.

Robo · « **Reply #4 on:** September 19, 2008, 12:30:18 AM »

here's tomorrow's:

Robo · « **Reply #5 on:** September 19, 2008, 12:45:51 AM »

I'm waiting for the big moment where it's revealed that they've been talking about marijuana all along. You know it's coming.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6 on:** September 19, 2008, 03:13:12 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on September 19, 2008, 12:30:18 AM

here's tomorrow's:

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His expression in the last panel is totally "whhhaaaatttt?"

Bildi · « **Reply #7 on:** September 19, 2008, 07:10:19 PM »

I have a crush on Alan from Boston Legal.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 22, 2008, 04:59:11 AM »

NO YOU WHORES, STOP TEASING ME!

IS HE ALIVE OR DEAD; HAS HE THOUGHTS WITHIN HIS HEAD?

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 23, 2008, 12:23:40 PM »

YES now things are moving.

Crushed · « **Reply #10 on:** September 23, 2008, 12:26:26 PM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #11 on:** September 23, 2008, 12:38:49 PM »

"you need to be more specific"

wtf is this comic?

Robo · « **Reply #12 on:** September 23, 2008, 07:58:18 PM »

That's an alteration. The original from the 20th:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** September 23, 2008, 08:09:55 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on September 23, 2008, 07:58:18 PM

That's an alteration. The original from the 20th:

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wait, this drug arc is actually real? I assumed it was fake

Robo · « **Reply #14 on:** September 23, 2008, 08:12:04 PM »

Oh it's totally real. And totally awesome. Alan has been fiendin' for months.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 23, 2008, 08:17:06 PM »

i find it hilarious how often they keep saying dope.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** September 23, 2008, 08:30:34 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on September 23, 2008, 08:17:06 PM

i find it hilarious how often they keep saying dope.

I hope the oldsters are able to follow all this street lingo!

Yeti · « **Reply #17 on:** September 24, 2008, 02:56:40 AM »

We haven't had a storyline in the comics this awesome since the great Aldo storyline of '06.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 24, 2008, 04:02:45 AM »

I SPEED home at like 90 mph (thanks, Honda Civic!) from the Nick Cave concert to discover that, NO IT'S ALL TRUE!!!!

THIS IS SO SHOCKING THAT TOMMIE HAS DEFORMED HER HANDS IN SHOCK IN PANEL THREE!

THIS IS IT, KIDS! THIS IS IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #19 on:** September 24, 2008, 09:37:04 AM »

You mess with dope, you meet the gun, Alan!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:20:10 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 24, 2008, 04:02:45 AM

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Her expression, so great.

Yeti · « **Reply #21 on:** September 24, 2008, 12:08:57 PM »

Holy shit, he's DEAD?!?!

I was expecting some long drawn out hospital bed-laden recovery/redemption arc, where Alan looks back on his life with regret and goes on the straight and narrow.

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RIP Alan. :'( You're abusing substances with God and Aldo now.

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TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 24, 2008, 12:46:03 PM »

I dunno, they still have wiggle room to get out of this, right? I mean, we haven't seen the body yet, and we haven't actually seen Alan get shot.

Yeti · « **Reply #23 on:** September 24, 2008, 02:48:16 PM »

Well at any rate there is a dead body in the morgue. Maybe Alan got lucky and managed to wrest the gun from his bald assailant, killing him instead?? We can only hope.

muckhole · « **Reply #24 on:** September 24, 2008, 03:47:36 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 24, 2008, 12:46:03 PM

I dunno, they still have wiggle room to get out of this, right? I mean, we haven't seen the body yet, and we haven't actually seen Alan get shot.

Yeah, he's totally not dead. If anyone is, it'll be Ray found dead at the scene after a struggle. Alan fled the scene in a panic, and Ray has no ID on him. That's my guess.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #25 on:** September 24, 2008, 05:03:05 PM »

When she gets to the morgue, the doctor hold up the bag of dope hidden in his ass.

Ray vindicated.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 24, 2008, 08:40:28 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on September 24, 2008, 03:47:36 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 24, 2008, 12:46:03 PM
I dunno, they still have wiggle room to get out of this, right? I mean, we haven't seen the body yet, and we haven't actually seen Alan get shot.

Yeah, he's totally not dead. If anyone is, it'll be Ray found dead at the scene after a struggle. Alan fled the scene in a panic, and Ray has no ID on him. That's my guess.

This is what I thought. She'll get down there and there will be a dead bald dude to identify.

Robo · « **Reply #27 on:** September 24, 2008, 09:05:01 PM »

I doubt Alan is dead. How is a junkie like Ray gonna hit anything with that pistol during a forward lunge? From all I can gather, he's shooting right into his left hand.

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** September 25, 2008, 01:24:13 AM »

STOP TEASING!!!

Crushed · « **Reply #29 on:** September 26, 2008, 03:08:19 AM »

just keep dangling that shit

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 26, 2008, 03:09:58 AM »

They've been teasing for too long, which means that it can't actually be Alan that died. And Alan will use this experience to help him quit drugs.

Crushed · « **Reply #31 on:** September 29, 2008, 01:37:08 AM »

AND THEY GO TO THE MORGUE...

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BITCH IS DEAD

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TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** September 29, 2008, 01:44:48 AM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUST WHEN I FOUND LOVE!

Crushed · « **Reply #33 on:** September 29, 2008, 01:48:36 AM »

Unless he tore off his scalp and transplanted his golden well-combed junkie locks onto the dead Ray's head. Since the faces are all the same, no one could tell the difference!

Now he's released from the pressures of an artist's life, and free to abuse ~~cough syrup~~ DOPE for the rest of his life.

Crushed · « **Reply #34 on:** September 29, 2008, 01:56:18 AM »

oh shit i just found the one from yesterday

"Oh."

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #35 on:** September 29, 2008, 02:05:34 AM »

nooooooo

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Author Topic: I kinda have a crush on Alan from Apartment 3-G (Read 2438 times)