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IASIP - DAY BOW BOW
« on: September 18, 2008, 11:15:36 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2008, 11:21:36 PM »
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Awesome ending.

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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2008, 11:24:07 PM »
I wasn't really feeling the first episode-it might be because I got trashed beforehand though, but the second episode was classic.
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2008, 11:28:04 PM »
The first one had its moments (cricket ong bak, morgue scene and monkey meat) but the second one blew it away (Ghostbuster theme, wildcard, fireball, rape van, women bankers, final scene, randomly fucking with someone they dont' know).
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2008, 12:12:10 AM »
Yeah, the first episode had a few moments but was way over the top in its weirdness.

WILDCARD BITCHES goes down as one of the greatest Sunny moments of all-time.  Disposable White Guy nearly peed his pants.  My brother nearly crapped his.  It was fantastic

WE'RE GOING TO HIT YOU WHERE IT HURTS!

... YOUR DICK!
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2008, 12:12:58 AM »
is it on hulu?

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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2008, 12:20:16 AM »


 :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2008, 12:25:30 AM »
He fucking kicks the backdoor open :rofl
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2008, 12:28:41 AM »
That will never get old :lol

I think I'm going to go queue it up on my Tivo.
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2008, 12:32:17 AM »
I wonder if these were filmed in order.  The first episode felt like they were shaking off some rust and cobbled something together.  The second episode was great.

"Your boss is a woman? This a crazy bank." :lol

Dennis is so misogynistic - I love it.  :lol
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2008, 12:35:45 AM »
I said the exact same thing tonight when I went over to Disposable White Guy's house.  We were watching Season 3 with my brother earlier (that same episode!).

I think Thursdays are going to be It's Always Sunny Rock Band 2 Thursdays from now on.  Freestyle jamming + beer + It's Always Sunny + pizza/wings = sexicopia!
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2008, 04:03:45 AM »
I wonder if these were filmed in order.  The first episode felt like they were shaking off some rust and cobbled something together.  The second episode was great.

The first episode sounds like a classic on paper.  It's still a pretty darned good episode.  It's always been semi-hit and miss, so the lack of perfection doesn't shock me.
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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2008, 04:05:21 AM »
First episode was pretty good, but the second was like one of the best they've done. Just plain awesome. Smashing the shit out of that guy's car. Dee getting waterboarded.  :lol :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2008, 11:10:27 AM »
I wonder if these were filmed in order.  The first episode felt like they were shaking off some rust and cobbled something together.  The second episode was great.

The first episode sounds like a classic on paper.  It's still a pretty darned good episode.  It's always been semi-hit and miss, so the lack of perfection doesn't shock me.

I don't really think so.  They were in a real groove by the middle and near the end of Season 3.
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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2008, 11:59:49 AM »
Wilco steals my crap recorded gif!  :rofl

It was totally fucking random.

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« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2008, 12:33:53 PM »
Today, I am going to get on mass transit and push for a stop - then yell, "Because I cut the brakes!  WILDCARD, BITCHES! YEEEE HAWWWW!" and jump out the door.
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« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2008, 12:48:08 PM »
If there's something strange


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« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2008, 01:04:57 PM »
I wonder if these were filmed in order.  The first episode felt like they were shaking off some rust and cobbled something together.  The second episode was great.

The first episode sounds like a classic on paper.  It's still a pretty darned good episode.  It's always been semi-hit and miss, so the lack of perfection doesn't shock me.

I don't really think so.  They were in a real groove by the middle and near the end of Season 3.

They were, but the end of season 3 also had the 2-part zzzzzer The Gang Gets Whacked, making them never totally consistent.
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« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2008, 01:58:30 PM »
You're probably not funny in any widely appealing way.
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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2008, 02:02:15 PM »
You're probably not funny in any widely appealing way.

It isn't that difficult:

2-3 zany, slovenly guys who are in their late 20s and are in various stages of failure
1 somewhat good looking chick who is angry all the time.

Have them do a bunch of a zany, stupid shit.  Refer to Dane Cook if you need assistance.

Get an 80s has been to co-star.  Danny Devito is taken but I think Fred Savage or Andrew Dice Clay might be available.
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« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2008, 02:21:43 PM »
Because nobody's done it yet...



And another one with the requisite obnoxious text...



 :D
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« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2008, 02:56:52 PM »
what? are the other guys just fucking GIANTS?
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« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2008, 04:15:03 PM »
First episode was okay, the second was much, much better. WILDCARD BITCHES is definitely one of the best moments in Always Sunny, so good.

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« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2008, 04:24:17 PM »
"My boss is a woman"

"Really? Your boss is a woman. Now this is a strange bank."

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« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2008, 04:51:08 PM »
i don't believe this

my world is shattered

what the fuck
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« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2008, 04:55:37 PM »
i'm short :(

and you still have time to grow

 :'(
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« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2008, 04:56:46 PM »
How short are you, Cajole?
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« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2008, 04:58:49 PM »
we've been over this before

i'm sure malek will pop in to answer for me
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« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2008, 05:00:00 PM »
i don't believe this

my world is shattered

what the fuck

Seriously.  This is blowing my mind here.

I'm pretty short (at least I consider the area around 5'8" to 5'10" to be short), but I was sure I was taller than Charlie.

If Danny Devito is taller then me I will shoot myself.

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« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2008, 05:04:16 PM »
Hey at least none of you guys are 5'4" like I am. FUCKING ASIAN GENES
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« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2008, 05:06:33 PM »
we've been over this before

i'm sure malek will pop in to answer for me

It's so bad you can't even say it?  You must be woman short.
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« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2008, 05:11:03 PM »
well, i'm not as short as the asian above you, TVC

5'6" or 5'7" depending on how i feel that day
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« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2008, 05:13:18 PM »
That's not that bad.  I wouldn't feel bad about that.
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« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2008, 05:13:55 PM »
yeah, at least i'm taller than himumu

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i bet his cock is bigger
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« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2008, 05:15:05 PM »
well, i'm not as short as the asian above you, TVC

5'6" or 5'7" depending on how i feel that day

I'm 5'6" BUT I DON'T TAKE NO CRAP!  TOP HERE!
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« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2008, 05:52:44 PM »
I was watching this show the other day, they had to coach some basketball kids team, and de vito was fixing the whole thing because of the gambling Vietnamese.

This show is so fucking stupid that it's astounding sometimes. But it is funny, sometimes.

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« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2008, 07:04:51 PM »
That was one of the best episodes ever.  You're stupid.
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« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2008, 07:06:40 PM »
Have them do a bunch of a zany, stupid shit.  Refer to Dane Cook if you need assistance.

Go fuck yourself with that Dane Cook bullshit
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« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2008, 07:08:13 PM »
HOLY SHITBALLS IT'S CORNY

What up, funky stuff.  It's Triumph.
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« Reply #39 on: September 19, 2008, 07:10:02 PM »
By the way, this is the second It's Always Sunny season premiere in a row where FX plastered Dane Cook movie crap all over the commercial break.
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« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2008, 07:31:29 PM »
I wish the new eps were up on Hulu so I could watch right now.
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« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2008, 07:41:06 PM »
I WILL BLOW US ALL TO KINGDOM COME!
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« Reply #42 on: September 19, 2008, 07:42:27 PM »
I do have the new ep of True Blood on my eee.  I kinda don't think I should watch Anna Paquin get raped by hillbilly vampires at work though.
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« Reply #43 on: September 19, 2008, 07:42:33 PM »
Someone should photoshop all the candidates heads to the Sunny actors and McCain's head on Charlie's.  WILDCARD BITCHES!
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« Reply #44 on: September 19, 2008, 09:01:39 PM »
No.  That title is reserved for super cool members only. 8)

Or when Charlie Day registers.
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« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2008, 09:10:03 PM »
Willco, can you change my name to Night Man, just to piss ParticleReality off?

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« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2008, 10:34:18 PM »
Holy fuck, I am tall total.

But I am not as tall as bloodwake, but I am about 75-80 lbs heavier than he is.
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« Reply #47 on: September 20, 2008, 04:09:54 AM »
Oh and Charlie is actually 6′1″? That's pretty neat.
This show is based off of secrets and lies. First I find out Charlie is married to the waitress, then I find out Mac is married to Dee, and now this. Why does this always come last?
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« Reply #48 on: September 20, 2008, 06:47:38 AM »
By the way, this is the second It's Always Sunny season premiere in a row where FX plastered Dane Cook movie crap all over the commercial break.

Its because its the same type of material, whether anyone wants to admit it or not.
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« Reply #49 on: September 20, 2008, 10:25:47 AM »
Uh, no it's not!
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« Reply #50 on: September 20, 2008, 10:34:10 AM »
Mac is married to Dee? This show has dark secrets.

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« Reply #51 on: September 20, 2008, 10:45:15 AM »
Oh and Charlie is actually 6′1″? That's pretty neat.



Keep in mind that Devito is 4'9". So I'm pretty sure Charlie was kidding in that interview, or he can hide deep-knee squats like a motherfucker.
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« Reply #52 on: September 20, 2008, 10:53:20 AM »
http://www.hobotrashcan.com/2008/09/18/one-on-one-with-kaitlin-olson/ -- interview with kaitlin olson. the fred savage "disses" are harsh!
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« Reply #53 on: September 20, 2008, 11:37:27 AM »
http://www.hobotrashcan.com/2008/09/18/one-on-one-with-kaitlin-olson/ -- interview with kaitlin olson. the fred savage "disses" are harsh!

The comment on Fred Savage is hilarious.

The Night Man Cometh sounds awesome.  Night Man/Day Man musical will be a masterpiece.
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« Reply #54 on: September 20, 2008, 11:48:36 AM »
Oh and Charlie is actually 6′1″? That's pretty neat.
This show is based off of secrets and lies. First I find out Charlie is married to the waitress, then I fid out Mac is married to Dee, and now this. Why does this always come last?

What? This can't be true! My mind is blown.
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« Reply #55 on: September 20, 2008, 12:07:05 PM »
They are engaged, not married. They just bang all the time!
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« Reply #56 on: September 20, 2008, 12:40:12 PM »
I have a feeling I'm Charlies exact height
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« Reply #57 on: September 20, 2008, 12:51:03 PM »
I have a feeling I'm Charlies exact height
Have you recently had a major growth spurt?

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« Reply #58 on: September 20, 2008, 12:56:59 PM »
 :'(
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« Reply #59 on: September 20, 2008, 01:17:43 PM »
Oh and Charlie is actually 6′1″? That's pretty neat.

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Keep in mind that Devito is 4'9". So I'm pretty sure Charlie was kidding in that interview, or he can hide deep-knee squats like a motherfucker.

Thank you.
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