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Author Topic: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?  (Read 2709 times)

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TVC15

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2008, 03:40:02 PM »
Low, I'm already done for the day.
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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2008, 04:00:45 PM »
I would, except I've got this queued up for tonight:

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Kestastrophe

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2008, 04:10:51 PM »
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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2008, 04:15:21 PM »
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Tauntaun

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2008, 04:16:44 PM »


spoiler (click to show/hide)
low cause no "not gonna happen" option
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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2008, 04:24:05 PM »
there is no "twice" option

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hyp

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2008, 04:34:54 PM »
i'd rather masturbate to chaka khan.  she plays some mean drums.

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2008, 04:36:43 PM »
she used to look incredible in those 70s movies

iirc, she's really fat now, but i'd still do her in her jackie brown era
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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2008, 04:38:30 PM »
in her prime, I can imagine few women who were hotter.
even a queer like TVC can agree with that.
she used to look incredible in those 70s movies

iirc, she's really fat now, but i'd still do her in her jackie brown era
I dunno, she more then hit the standard threshold of hotness on The L Word.

jobber

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2008, 04:52:44 PM »
knowing this is when i'm gonna make my mooooooooooooove

can't wait any longer and i'm feelin strongerrrrrrrrrr but OOOOH

just as I walk just a little
to the door
I can feel your emotionnnnnnnnnnn
yeah
pullin me back just a little
back to love you
OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
caught up in the middle
I cry just a little
when I think of letting go
OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO
caught up in the middle
I crrrrrrrrrrry just a little.......


when he plays piano in the daaaaaaaaaaark



Joe Molotov

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2008, 05:43:21 PM »
There's no telling what I may or may not do. WILDCARD, BITCHES!
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2008, 06:38:36 PM »
I just watched Jackie Brown last night lol. Not bad. Seemed like a more serious QT film than his other stuff
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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2008, 06:41:56 PM »
The chance that I'll even masturbate tonight is basically nonexistent.

patrickula

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2008, 06:44:26 PM »
This thread doesn't even have any hot pics of Pam Grier  >:(

Human Snorenado

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2008, 06:50:31 PM »
Nil, cause I already had a furious session after watching Marissa Tomei's awesome titties in Before the Devil Knows Your Dead today.  I'm spent!
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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2008, 06:53:11 PM »
There should be some kind of Heisenberg principle here, where by asking me the question you've already changed the odds.

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2008, 06:53:27 PM »
This thread doesn't even have any hot pics of Pam Grier  >:(

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2008, 06:55:23 PM »
This thread doesn't even have any hot pics of Pam Grier  >:(

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I'm going to admit something...I think boobs are only appealing on black women. They're especially gross on white women.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2008, 07:11:30 PM »
White women can have great boobs but holy shit some white women have nasty, spotty skin surrounding their boobs. Same with asians. And those vein things  :-X

Which is why I prefer more exotic looking women. Brazilians and such
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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2008, 07:13:40 PM »
Maurice showing his inexperience with the opposite sex.  That statement is pretty dumb.  You might as well have said, "They feel like a bag of sand!"

Also, I'm masturbating to Sarah Palin.
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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2008, 07:14:14 PM »
Low, I'm already done for the day.

Ahem. 

Me too.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2008, 07:15:32 PM »
Maurice showing his inexperience with the opposite sex.  That statement is pretty dumb.  You might as well have said, "They feel like a bag of sand!"

Also, I'm masturbating to Sarah Palin.

I prefaced the comment by saying not all white/asian women suffer from spotty/splotchy skin smh.

I might go to Deja Vu this weekend to prove my point
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Re: What are the odds that you personally will masturbate to Pam Grier tonight?
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2008, 07:21:24 PM »
Is that some kind of stupid gentleman's club?  How does the skin condition of gross strippers prove your dumb generalization?  Go sleep with some decent white and asian broads.
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