FUCK YOU BEST BUY

[Flannel Boy]

Instead of selling me a new 80GB PS3, Best Buy sold me a used, scratched up 40GB model with saves dating back to last year and a broken drive!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? What the fuck is that?

Best Buy, I will smash your face into a jelly!

edit: didn't even notice the awesome new name change or the new tag.

[demi]

Isnt 40GB BC? I dunno what is what.

[Tauntaun]

who is you?

[demi]

It's Malek

[Flannel Boy]

Isnt 40GB BC? I dunno what is what.

It's the non-backwards compatible model. Even if it were BC, the fucking drive doesn't work.

How the hell do they put a used 40 gig model that doesn't work inside a box for a new 80 gig model.

Are they going to accuse me of putting a used system inside the box in order scam them?

[Madrun Badrun]

Jeez Malek movie a province over and goes though an identity crisis.  First he resigns his crown to become Male, now Nightman.

[Flannel Boy]

Jeez Malek movie a province over and goes though an identity crisis.  First he resigns his crown to become Male, now Nightman.

It's times like this that make me regret not opening my contracts case book. Oh well, I'll just get really hysterical instead and demand that they give me another PS3 console, while throwing in a real console too.

[demi]

Bark and spit at them

[Tauntaun]

It's Malek

Oh, Malek am I the one inside you? 

[CajoleJuice]

@ name and tag

[Flannel Boy]

I can't believe I have to drive all the way across Winnipeg tomorrow morning. Fuck Winnipeg, would it kill to build some highways. (there are no highways intersecting through the city)

[Rman]

wow.  that's sounds crazy.

[The Fake Shemp]

You should find out where the manager lives and go there and be all like:

[max_cool]

who is you?

Yeah, seriously. I've never seen you around these parts. and I'm a "bore-bitch".

[max_cool]

I can't believe I have to drive all the way across Winnipeg tomorrow morning. Fuck Winnipeg, would it kill to build some highways. (there are no highways intersecting through the city)

Even Fargo has two fucking highways through it.

Canada 

[FatalT]

Haha, your Best Buy sucks. I wouldn't go to that store again after this.

[Eel O'Brian]

contact the corporate office, raise hell

you will get free stuff for your troubles, probably a gift card

[Flannel Boy]

After a night's sleep, my anger subsided, and I again realized I was afraid people and confrontations. So I accepted a simple exchange.

I don't think I'm going to make a good lawyer.

"You defrauded my client of millions of dollars."

"Are you willing to settle?"

"Yes"

"For this $15 gift certificate to Red Lobster."

"Sold."

[Reb]

Are you Canadian?

[Flannel Boy]

Are you Canadian?

 

[Reb]

That figures.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Your jokes even suck. Nice rip off of Seinfeld.

[DJ_Tet]

They bought it?  Good job, fuck Best Buy.

Any time you can get over on them it's all good in my book.

If I can't get my money back, I'll never, EVER shop there again. 

[xnikki118x]

I've actually heard of people buying electronics from Best Buy and other places, coming home, and finding like bricks and bags of rice and shit in the boxes. If I ever buy a pricey electronic in an actual store, I'm opening the box in front of someone who works there, just in case!

[FatalT]

Yeah! Fuck stores! I'm not buying shit ever again! Yeah! Down with stores! Fucking pieces of shit that make me buy shit! Goddammit! It pisses me off so much that I have to buy things from them! Fuck! I'm sticking it to the man from now on! Fuckers making me pay my goddamn hard-earned money on their pieces of shit! Fuck that! I don't have to buy shit! Goddammit!

[DJ_Tet]

No, just fuck Best Buy.

And you don't even know the story.  Their 'customer service' for their internet site is so fucking incompetent.

Fucking indians and fucking Best Buy.  Honestly, I'll never buy another piece of merchandise (that isn't heavily discounted) from them in my life if they don't make it right.

[xnikki118x]

Their 'customer service' for their internet site is so fucking incompetent.

This is certainly not the first time I've heard that complaint.

[Smooth Groove]

My local BB is pretty cool.  The chicks there almost always lets me pricematch Fry's ridiculous deals without checking to see if Fry's has them in stock. 

Malek's unlucky incident is probably due to some scam artist doing a switcheroo on BB rather than some unscrupulous employees. 

[ferrarimanf355]

It's Malek

Oh, Malek am I the one inside you? 

(Image removed from quote.)

Why is the hippo crying?

[Flannel Boy]

Tears of joy.

[CajoleJuice]

Yeah! Fuck stores! I'm not buying shit ever again! Yeah! Down with stores! Fucking pieces of shit that make me buy shit! Goddammit! It pisses me off so much that I have to buy things from them! Fuck! I'm sticking it to the man from now on! Fuckers making me pay my goddamn hard-earned money on their pieces of shit! Fuck that! I don't have to buy shit! Goddammit!

You have to be the first retail worker that loves his store.

[Brehvolution]

It's Malek

Oh, Malek am I the one inside you? 

(Image removed from quote.)

Why is the hippo crying?

Tauntaun just pack that much juice nucca!!

[FatalT]

You have to be the first retail worker that loves his store.

If I was forced to sell service plans to meet daily sales percentages then I would hate working for Best Buy. I don't have a supervisor anymore though so I don't have anyone telling me what to do. When I go to work, I basically do what I want to do. I tell customers what I want to tell them. I sell them what I want to sell them. I love what I do and that I'm allowed to do it. So far, anyways. I'm sure one of these days I'm going to end up helping out a secret shopper and they won't appreciate me telling them to shop somewhere other than Best Buy.

What's that? You need an HDMI cable? Just go to monoprice.com and get it for $5, we overprice them at $100 here.

What's that? You want to get the Arcade Xbox 360? Look man, just get the 20 GB Pro for only $50 more. That way you can save all your data without having to worry about buying a 512MB memory card that's $35.

What's that? You want to get this 80 GB PS3? Do you want to be able to play your Playstation 2 games? You don't want this one then. Look for the 60 GB or the 80 GB MGS4 bundle at another store or try online.

What's that? You want to buy all these blu-ray movies? If you're comfortable with shopping online, buy them on Amazon.com. They're $10-15 cheaper there than what you'd pay for them here.

What's that? Replacement plan? Honestly you don't need it. In fact, our new replacement plan is horrible. With the Geek Squad Black Tie Protection plan, we no longer give you a brand new system when you bring us your old one. You have to get a refurbished system sent to you while Best Buy tries to fix your old system. If anything, just use the company's 1 year manufacturer's warranty to get the same thing we'd give you except for free.

[Phoenix Dark]

You have to be the first retail worker that loves his store.

If I was forced to sell service plans to meet daily sales percentages then I would hate working for Best Buy. I don't have a supervisor anymore though so I don't have anyone telling me what to do. When I go to work, I basically do what I want to do. I tell customers what I want to tell them. I sell them what I want to sell them. I love what I do and that I'm allowed to do it. So far, anyways. I'm sure one of these days I'm going to end up helping out a secret shopper and they won't appreciate me telling them to shop somewhere other than Best Buy.

What's that? You need an HDMI cable? Just go to monoprice.com and get it for $5, we overprice them at $100 here.

What's that? You want to get the Arcade Xbox 360? Look man, just get the 20 GB Pro for only $50 more. That way you can save all your data without having to worry about buying a 512MB memory card that's $35.

What's that? You want to get this 80 GB PS3? Do you want to be able to play your Playstation 2 games? You don't want this one then. Look for the 60 GB or the 80 GB MGS4 bundle at another store or try online.

What's that? You want to buy all these blu-ray movies? If you're comfortable with shopping online, buy them on Amazon.com. They're $10-15 cheaper there than what you'd pay for them here.

What's that? Replacement plan? Honestly you don't need it. In fact, our new replacement plan is horrible. With the Geek Squad Black Tie Protection plan, we no longer give you a brand new system when you bring us your old one. You have to get a refurbished system sent to you while Best Buy tries to fix your old system. If anything, just use the company's 1 year manufacturer's warranty to get the same thing we'd give you except for free.

holy shit you're awesome

I want to work someplace like Best Buy or Circuit City

[Tauntaun]

holy shit you're awesome

I want to work someplace like Best Buy or Circuit City

No, no you don't.  They're horrible places to work for the most part and if FatalT had a supervisor they'd be sticking their dick (oversized clit) down his throat and making him drink their cum for what he's doing.  Granted he's doing right by the customer and more power to him for it, but his situation is atypical of the way things usually run. 

[CajoleJuice]

You have to be the first retail worker that loves his store.

If I was forced to sell service plans to meet daily sales percentages then I would hate working for Best Buy. I don't have a supervisor anymore though so I don't have anyone telling me what to do. When I go to work, I basically do what I want to do. I tell customers what I want to tell them. I sell them what I want to sell them. I love what I do and that I'm allowed to do it. So far, anyways. I'm sure one of these days I'm going to end up helping out a secret shopper and they won't appreciate me telling them to shop somewhere other than Best Buy.

What's that? You need an HDMI cable? Just go to monoprice.com and get it for $5, we overprice them at $100 here.

What's that? You want to get the Arcade Xbox 360? Look man, just get the 20 GB Pro for only $50 more. That way you can save all your data without having to worry about buying a 512MB memory card that's $35.

What's that? You want to get this 80 GB PS3? Do you want to be able to play your Playstation 2 games? You don't want this one then. Look for the 60 GB or the 80 GB MGS4 bundle at another store or try online.

What's that? You want to buy all these blu-ray movies? If you're comfortable with shopping online, buy them on Amazon.com. They're $10-15 cheaper there than what you'd pay for them here.

What's that? Replacement plan? Honestly you don't need it. In fact, our new replacement plan is horrible. With the Geek Squad Black Tie Protection plan, we no longer give you a brand new system when you bring us your old one. You have to get a refurbished system sent to you while Best Buy tries to fix your old system. If anything, just use the company's 1 year manufacturer's warranty to get the same thing we'd give you except for free.

holy shit you're awesome

I want to work someplace like Best Buy or Circuit City

That is such a sad sentence.

[CajoleJuice]

And some stores actually still have MGS4 PS3 bundles??? I think I may need to find one.

How is hardware vs software emulation, Fatal? Since you're so helpful.