Author Topic: I finally beat Mass Effect - wtf is this sequel bullshit? (Read 2435 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** September 20, 2008, 02:40:10 AM »

The end is all like lol see u in the sequal! Cue 80s rock music. The end.

Wtf?

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2008, 02:43:41 AM »

sounds kinda like assassins creed ending

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I beat mass effect and dont remember the ending, I got the paragon achieve though

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2008, 02:48:36 AM »

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** September 20, 2008, 02:48:59 AM »

MASS EFFECT

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2008, 02:51:11 AM »

Are they even making a sequel? If not, what a waste of time!

Grecco · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2008, 02:55:35 AM »

i fucking loved the ending. Shepard = bad ass

and yeah the sequel is comign after they finish Dragon Age

your game save will carry over. There was speculation that the guy you choose to kill baically Kaidan becomes the bad guy

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2008, 02:58:00 AM »

I didn't kill Kaidan. Or Wrex. I rule.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2008, 09:01:43 AM »

I killed Wrex about 10 times.

I would reload and reload and reload, and i would kill him once, kill him twice, let's do it again, ain't done yet, die bitch.

Grecco · « **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2008, 11:08:29 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2008, 02:58:00 AM

I didn't kill Kaidan. Or Wrex. I rule.

I didnt kill Wrex but hell yeah i lilled Kaidan.

I picked Ashley for the sexy sexy scene. Love me some republican neo con ass.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2008, 11:46:31 AM »

It was better than the ending of Gears of War 1, anyway.

Tieno · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2008, 11:57:04 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on September 20, 2008, 11:46:31 AM

It was better than the ending of Gears of War 1, anyway.

Interesting.

cool breeze · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2008, 01:15:48 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2008, 02:58:00 AM

I didn't kill Kaidan. Or Wrex. I rule.

Same here. I'm a good captain (that happened to look like like a mix between Tim Allen, Tom Hanks, and Gary Sinise).

I went into the game knowing that I could either bang the human woman or the blue woman. I was set to do it with the human until I found out she was a daft bitch, so I had to do with the weird blue woman who probably gave my character aids.

Solo · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2008, 02:55:07 PM »

Mass Effect is awesome, Feder - quit yer whinin'!

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** September 20, 2008, 03:01:38 PM »

HA, i quit before even saving Dr. Tsioni or whoever

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** September 20, 2008, 03:01:51 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 20, 2008, 02:56:47 PM

i quit before the ending. shit game total.

F U. AMESOME GAME TOTALS.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #15 on:** September 20, 2008, 04:05:05 PM »

I beat the game several times, I have all the achievements

cool breeze · « **Reply #16 on:** September 20, 2008, 04:57:30 PM »

Quote from: Borys on September 20, 2008, 04:03:32 PM

I used Wrex and Garrus for 99% of the game. What an awesome squad.

Same here. Garrus was the best character in the game.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** September 20, 2008, 08:58:17 PM »

Garrus is a bitch.

I didn't bang anyone. You can bang people in this game?

cool breeze · « **Reply #18 on:** September 20, 2008, 09:04:09 PM »

Yeah, you have to either be all nice and pamper either the human woman or the blue woman. Near the end of the game there will be a really lame sex scene where you see some textures and lighting and it ends.

And Garrus is awesome. He tries hard to be a good guy since Ceras...or whatever that bad guy's name was was also part of his species and he was a bad guy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** September 20, 2008, 09:05:22 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on September 20, 2008, 09:04:09 PM

And Garrus is awesome. He tries hard to be a good guy since Ceras...or whatever that bad guy's name was was also part of his species and he was a bad guy.

Oh my God!

is the bad guy!?

cool breeze · « **Reply #20 on:** September 20, 2008, 09:10:31 PM »

IF he was silver they would look alike.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** September 20, 2008, 10:42:40 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2008, 08:58:17 PM

I didn't bang anyone. You can bang people in this game?

Why did you even play this game? I mean, seriously.

Sysgen · « **Reply #22 on:** September 20, 2008, 11:02:21 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on September 20, 2008, 09:04:09 PM

Yeah, you have to either be all nice and pamper either the human woman or the blue woman. Near the end of the game there will be a really lame sex scene where you see some textures and lighting and it ends.

And Garrus is awesome. He tries hard to be a good guy since Ceras...or whatever that bad guy's name was was also part of his species and he was a bad guy.

You could also have sex / lesbian or hetero with the madam in the beginning though they show less than they do at the end.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23 on:** September 20, 2008, 11:04:56 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on September 20, 2008, 11:57:04 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on September 20, 2008, 11:46:31 AM
It was better than the ending of Gears of War 1, anyway.
Interesting.

Gears of War 1's ending was horrible truncated, felt like there should have been another hour or two. On the other hand, Mass Effect set up the sequel while still delivering a satisfying [and epic] ending.

Shuri · « **Reply #24 on:** September 20, 2008, 11:23:33 PM »

mass effect had a better story than 98% of the games this generation. I can't think of any game that had a better progression and epic feel this gen.

Maybe Bioshock

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #25 on:** September 21, 2008, 08:01:15 AM »

You guys are gay, why would you save kaidan? The dude was a dude, and he was lame as hell, it's not like he was a "cool dude to have around".

Fuck thaaaaaaaaaat, i had my eye in the prize, save the chick and let her thank you later man. Hos before bros man.

Quote from: Shuri on September 20, 2008, 11:23:33 PM

mass effect had a better story than 98% of the games this generation. I can't think of any game that had a better progression and epic feel this gen.

Maybe Bioshock

Wut?

Mass Effect has a pretty generic and shit story. imo

The Sceneman · « **Reply #26 on:** September 21, 2008, 08:41:47 PM »

Quote from: Viz on September 20, 2008, 02:43:41 AM

sounds kinda like assassins creed ending

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I beat mass effect and dont remember the ending, I got the paragon achieve though
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the last 1/3 of assassins creed (including the ending) was so fucking awesome

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Author Topic: I finally beat Mass Effect - wtf is this sequel bullshit? (Read 2435 times)