y'all are really overthinking this dumpster fuck thing, like it's some sort of civilized act. it's not. you climb into or are tossed into a fiilthy dumpster, preferably one behind a fast food joint or grocery store deli, and someone else climbs in with you, and you fuck or are fucked. it's the most primal of human needs, combining the need for shelter, the need for sex, the need for food, and the need to have coffee grounds and pizza crusts stuffed into your asshole -- it's the perfect efficiency in all of human behavior. now shut the fuck up and get in the dumpster.