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MrAngryFace

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Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« on: July 30, 2006, 04:09:25 PM »

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I just ate 3 of these, cause sadly for a dollar a pop, you need to eat 3 to get your one full meal a day. I dont know what the steak actually is but its delicious. Aside from the Banquet Chicken Patties that make great sandwiches, I cant think of a cheaper decent 'MEAL' for lazy sundays.
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theetrin

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2006, 04:10:27 PM »
Doesn't banquet also make those crock pot meals? Those are fucking awesome sauce.

TVC15

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2006, 04:11:18 PM »
You cunt, now I want salisbury steak AND chicken patties.  At the same time.

Wait, crock pot meals?  Illuminate me concerning them.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2006, 04:13:43 PM »
Crock pot meals?  This sounds a crock to me.  Get it?  Crock.  Get it!
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2006, 04:14:16 PM »
They sure as shit ain't food, but they taste DELICIOUS. I'm sure my colon has collapsed into mildew as the result of my collegiate diet, which was half Banquet dinners and half Little Charlie's pizzas.
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TVC15

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2006, 04:14:53 PM »
WHAT?!  CHARLIE?  WHERE?

<pulls out 11 inch knife>
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2006, 04:15:24 PM »
What was that place you guys ate that turned White Man into a pussy?
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TVC15

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2006, 04:17:35 PM »
What was that place you guys ate that turned White Man into a pussy?

http://www.claimjumper.com/

We ordered fried calamari and they fuckin' brought out THE KRAKEN, breaded and batter-fried.
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2006, 04:19:39 PM »
What was that place you guys ate that turned White Man into a pussy?
Claim Jumper doesn't turn people into pussies.  They bring out the pussy that was there to begin with!


jk jk <3 <3
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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2006, 04:21:41 PM »
Quote from: White Man
We ordered fried calamari and they fuckin' brought out THE KRAKEN, breaded and batter-fried.

 :D
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2006, 04:23:16 PM »
What was that place you guys ate that turned White Man into a pussy?

http://www.claimjumper.com/

We ordered fried calamari and they fuckin' brought out THE KRAKEN, breaded and batter-fried.
Sounds delicious.  :-*
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TVC15

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2006, 04:23:33 PM »

Claim Jumper doesn't turn people into pussies.  They bring out the pussy that was there to begin with!


jk jk <3 <3

You're lucky you're dating my mistress  >:(
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2006, 04:24:51 PM »
I had a salad that day and it was too much.

All I remember before I blacked out was screaming:

"NO! Not like this! I didnt want it likes this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2006, 04:25:02 PM »
What was that place you guys ate that turned White Man into a pussy?

http://www.claimjumper.com/

We ordered fried calamari and they fuckin' brought out THE KRAKEN, breaded and batter-fried.

That's awesome

The Fake Shemp

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2006, 04:34:39 PM »
I had a salad that day and it was too much.

All I remember before I blacked out was screaming:

"NO! Not like this! I didnt want it likes this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 :D
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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2006, 04:44:05 PM »
banquet is for nasty homos

buy hungry man
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2006, 04:46:37 PM »
I like how Hungry Man's motto is something like, "FAT DUDES LIKE LOTS OF MEAT BUY HUNGRY MAN - GET FAT!"
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TVC15

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2006, 04:47:12 PM »
banquet is for nasty homos

buy hungry man

This doesn't mean much coming from a

NASTY HOMO!
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2006, 04:48:05 PM »
no no Hungry Man is more like 'EVER WONDER WHAT BROWNIE FLAVORED MASHED TATERS TASTED LIKE?!"
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demi

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2006, 04:48:49 PM »
so don't buy the one with taters, goober
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TVC15

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2006, 04:50:05 PM »
so eat out my tooter, goober

FIXED
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demi

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2006, 04:50:42 PM »
somebody ban white man
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2006, 04:52:03 PM »
Yeah, ban him, he accused me of Magna Carta fandom
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2006, 04:55:03 PM »
I wonder who our first ban will be!

(ANSWER IS WHITE MAN)
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TVC15

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2006, 04:57:34 PM »
Yeah, ban him, he accused me of Magna Carta fandom

You played it for FOUR HOURS in one day.  That means you at least liked it a little!
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2006, 05:01:52 PM »
I still dont get how you played that Saints Row demo for 5 hours, it boggles me.
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TVC15

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2006, 05:05:01 PM »
I still dont get how you played that Saints Row demo for 5 hours, it boggles me.

I also watch 3 hour movies with naked fat crazy women and I apparently have a fetish for movies with violent rape scenes.  My taste is not on trial here!
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Smegma Sandwich

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2006, 05:40:45 PM »
 The Wal-Mart here has these Tony's Pouches things that are basically cheaper Hot Pockets that never caught on and thus only come in 3 flavors, pepperoni pizza, ham and cheese and meatball. They are 98 cents for a box of two.

 I used to work at Sack N Save which might not be popular outside of Texas but essentially it's a dirty store for dirty mexicans where people sack their own groceries and we save on the expense of hiring baggers. Anyways we used to have these TV dinners from Patio, 3 for a dollar. They were tasty and great for dinner as long as you had no plans for the next day, which you'd be spending on the toilet begging your anus for forgiveness.

I like how Hungry Man's motto is something like, "FAT DUDES LIKE LOTS OF MEAT BUY HUNGRY MAN - GET FAT!"

 lol

CrystalGemini

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2006, 05:47:14 PM »

MmmmMmmmmMMMMmmm..... ;D  Beef FTW.
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Smegma Sandwich

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2006, 05:50:18 PM »
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MmmmMmmmmMMMMmmm..... ;D  Beef FTW.

 .50 each here, they are pretty good although aside from the meat none of it has any taste, it all tastes like the sauce. Which is tasty.

CrystalGemini

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« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2006, 05:54:33 PM »
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MmmmMmmmmMMMMmmm..... ;D  Beef FTW.

 .50 each here, they are pretty good although aside from the meat none of it has any taste, it all tastes like the sauce. Which is tasty.
EXACTLY.  I think they use the same sauce for all the steak/meatloaf/beef dishes too.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2006, 08:20:14 PM »
Sometimes, when the money is low, Banquet is your only friend
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TVC15

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Re: Banquet Salisbury Steak TV Dinners - Delicious? Or POISON?
« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2006, 08:22:06 PM »
Man, I want some TV dinner now, but it's 5:30 and if I haven't put pants on yet, I'd like to see if I could make it through the entire day pantsless.  Damned grocery store and their pants rules.
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« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2006, 08:28:00 PM »
wear shorts
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« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2006, 04:55:48 AM »
Any kind of frozen food with salisbury steak is delicious.