Author Topic: Today, tell everybody one life lesson your learned (Read 8210 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** September 22, 2008, 10:04:49 AM »

1. People are just statistics.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:08:24 AM »

3.life sucks regardless so don't even try

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:09:54 AM »

4. Soundgarden is better than pretty much everything

T234 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:13:34 AM »

5. Don't pick up a set of clippers while drunk.

Ever.

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I'm now bald. $:-\$

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Positive Touch · « **Reply #4 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:14:09 AM »

pics plz

Eric P · « **Reply #5 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:23:08 AM »

6. shitty jobs are shitty jobs. don't care and get out as fast as you can. trying to change the place will frustrate you more than it will do any good.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #6 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:28:00 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on September 22, 2008, 10:23:08 AM

6. shitty jobs are shitty jobs. don't care and get out as fast as you can. trying to change the place will frustrate you more than it will do any good.

I re-learn this every day.

T234 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:31:25 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on September 22, 2008, 10:23:08 AM

6. shitty jobs are shitty jobs. don't care and get out as fast as you can. trying to change the place will frustrate you more than it will do any good.

I'm taking this as a sign from god.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #8 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:34:13 AM »

7. People in general are irrational and unintelligent. Don't waste your time trying to figure out the logic behind peoples' actions

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9 on:** September 22, 2008, 11:03:44 AM »

Most people believe what they see and hear on TV as how it is.

cool breeze · « **Reply #10 on:** September 22, 2008, 11:10:11 AM »

8. Fuck Nick Cannon

Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** September 22, 2008, 11:12:52 AM »

9. If you know what you were put on this planet to do, do it.

Beezy · « **Reply #12 on:** September 22, 2008, 11:22:05 AM »

10. Favorable variances are not always necessarily favorable.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #13 on:** September 22, 2008, 11:40:40 AM »

11. Jerry Springer is hilarious

lordmaji · « **Reply #14 on:** September 22, 2008, 12:37:15 PM »

Too many to list.

13... when someone tells you, you need mental help, you should probably always listen to them.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 22, 2008, 12:53:48 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 22, 2008, 10:34:13 AM

7. People in general are irrational and unintelligent. Don't waste your time trying to figure out the logic behind peoples' actions

14. They may be unintelligent, but I don't think they are generally irrational. If anything, most people are quite predictable once you've known them for more than a few days. This does not apply to women since they are not people anyway.

Bocsius · « **Reply #16 on:** September 22, 2008, 12:58:55 PM »

15. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** September 22, 2008, 01:09:14 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on September 22, 2008, 12:58:55 PM

15. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #18 on:** September 22, 2008, 01:10:58 PM »

16. Drug users will rob drug dealers

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** September 22, 2008, 01:12:54 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on September 22, 2008, 01:10:58 PM

16. Drug users will rob drug dealers

u get robed? u mad?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #20 on:** September 22, 2008, 01:38:27 PM »

17) Nobody outside of your immediately family really gives a fuck about you. Unless you're a hot chick, which in that case, they care about you because they want to put it in your vagina. So know who your real friends are but not depend entirely on them. They might just be the one that fucks you over the hardest.

bud · « **Reply #21 on:** September 22, 2008, 01:58:15 PM »

18. girls are whores.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22 on:** September 22, 2008, 02:04:15 PM »

Especially bud's mom

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** September 22, 2008, 02:41:18 PM »

20. senior citizens will bust their guns too

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** September 22, 2008, 02:44:31 PM »

21. All teenagers from Michigan are clueless idiots.

Eric P · « **Reply #25 on:** September 22, 2008, 02:45:21 PM »

22. learn number 6 quicker than i did

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** September 22, 2008, 02:47:41 PM »

23. Mark Warner will be president one day

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** September 22, 2008, 05:08:45 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 22, 2008, 02:47:41 PM

23. Mark Warner will be president one day

SCHWEITZER, you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** September 22, 2008, 05:09:52 PM »

24. "24" is no longer worth watching.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** September 22, 2008, 05:10:29 PM »

25. Virginia>>>Montana

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** September 22, 2008, 05:15:59 PM »

26. changing yourself is next to impossible; Changing others is impossible.

Oblivion · « **Reply #31 on:** September 22, 2008, 05:30:13 PM »

edit: damn it! already mentioned.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** September 22, 2008, 05:49:24 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on September 22, 2008, 05:15:59 PM

26. changing yourself is next to impossible; Changing others is impossible.

27. If you think that is true, you are probably clinically depressed.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #33 on:** September 22, 2008, 05:56:05 PM »

28. I'm probably clinically depressed.

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** September 22, 2008, 05:59:24 PM »

29. You'll NEVER have a reason to buy a Wii or Wii related product

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** September 22, 2008, 05:59:56 PM »

30. If you bought a Wii, you are a sucker

demi · « **Reply #36 on:** September 22, 2008, 06:06:07 PM »

29a. This also applies to PS3 and PS3 related products

Beezy · « **Reply #37 on:** September 22, 2008, 09:09:06 PM »

31. I honestly can't tell if a girl has any interest in me unless she comes right out and says it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** September 22, 2008, 09:10:46 PM »

32. make a thread negro

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #39 on:** September 22, 2008, 09:24:49 PM »

34.) White shirts look better under black button downs than any other color shirts.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** September 22, 2008, 09:25:30 PM »

35. standing out in the rain for 20 mins will make you sick :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** September 22, 2008, 09:26:27 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 22, 2008, 09:24:49 PM

34.) White shirts look better under black button downs than any other color shirts.

black undershirt with black shirt > white.

Beezy · « **Reply #42 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:25:22 PM »

36. Netflix owns.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #43 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:31:11 PM »

37.going more than a few days without making fuck is really hard

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #44 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:35:00 PM »

38) Anything that anyone does comes out of the fact that they know that they are going to die. Every single that has ever happened on earth springs from this fact, one way or another.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #45 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:44:10 PM »

39. Do your best. This is a lie. Firstly it takes too much time and effort and secondly it's never appreciated. If this financial mess has taught us anything it's that mediocrity and even failure at times is rewarded.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #46 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:49:07 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on September 22, 2008, 10:31:11 PM

40.going more than a few ever without making fuck is really harder than anything else.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #47 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:50:32 PM »

41. Don't take life lessons from anonymous internet posters.

Boogie · « **Reply #48 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:51:49 PM »

42. The internet is full of bitter depressed cynics.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:54:27 PM »

43. don't hold the door open for men

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #50 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:56:53 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 22, 2008, 10:54:27 PM

43. don't hold the door open for men

It's fine to do so as long as you are the one to walk in first.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:59:01 PM »

but I didn't. I thought it was an older lady so I stood out and held open the door, and he walked in and winked at me $:-\$

muckhole · « **Reply #52 on:** September 22, 2008, 11:00:10 PM »

So, win-win!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #53 on:** September 22, 2008, 11:01:34 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 22, 2008, 10:59:01 PM

but I didn't. I thought it was an older lady so I stood out and held open the door, and he walked in and winked at me $:-\$

xnikki118x · « **Reply #54 on:** September 23, 2008, 12:22:33 AM »

44. Being a good, kind person is never a bad thing.

Oblivion · « **Reply #55 on:** September 23, 2008, 12:30:04 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on September 23, 2008, 12:22:33 AM

44. Being a good, kind person is never a bad thing.

Sounds like you haven't been a good, kind person for very long.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #56 on:** September 23, 2008, 12:36:32 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on September 23, 2008, 12:30:04 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on September 23, 2008, 12:22:33 AM
44. Being a good, kind person is never a bad thing.

Sounds like you haven't been a good, kind person for very long.

Not true!

I just couldn't think of anything else, TBH.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #57 on:** September 23, 2008, 02:06:03 AM »

45. the conservative libertarian is the idealogical opposite of the liberal communist, and equally as braindead.

Powerslave · « **Reply #58 on:** September 23, 2008, 08:50:42 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on September 23, 2008, 12:22:33 AM

44. Being a good, kind person is never a bad thing.

It hardly pays off.

Crushed · « **Reply #59 on:** September 23, 2008, 08:52:03 AM »

47. Keep your head down and your stick on the ice.

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Author Topic: Today, tell everybody one life lesson your learned (Read 8210 times)