Author Topic: Today, tell everybody one life lesson your learned (Read 8230 times)

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #60 on:** September 23, 2008, 08:52:28 AM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 22, 2008, 10:59:01 PM

but I didn't. I thought it was an older lady so I stood out and held open the door, and he walked in and winked at me $:-\$

Heh.

48. Never go full homo.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #61 on:** September 23, 2008, 09:18:50 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on September 23, 2008, 08:50:42 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on September 23, 2008, 12:22:33 AM
44. Being a good, kind person is never a bad thing.

It hardly pays off.

Still pays off more than being angry cocksucker all the time. And no, I'm not calling you that.

Powerslave · « **Reply #62 on:** September 23, 2008, 09:26:44 AM »

Fuck you, you did call me that, fucker.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #63 on:** September 23, 2008, 09:46:20 AM »

49.[youtube=425,350]GBeFVHPwGrA[/youtube]

Beezy · « **Reply #64 on:** September 23, 2008, 09:19:15 PM »

50. 30 Rock is fucking hilarious.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #65 on:** September 23, 2008, 10:15:54 PM »

52. Just do it

there's this girl in my african american studies class. She's not super hot but holy shit she's beautiful. She sits to my right, with a desk between us. The class only meets once a week and each time I say I'm gonna talk to her - but right after class she totally disappears. By the time I pack up my stuff she's gone. She also doesn't leave the class room when it's time for a break (2 and a half+ hour class). What I need to do is come to class before her and sit next to her, then start a conversation. I've gotta do it because omg.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #66 on:** September 23, 2008, 10:21:42 PM »

I talked to a really cute girl today. we did math together.

muckhole · « **Reply #67 on:** September 23, 2008, 10:23:39 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 23, 2008, 10:21:42 PM

I talked to a really cute girl today. we did math together.

Awesome! Tomorrow, you'll be all "One plus one, we'll have some fun, in my bedroom. Dada-da. Dada-da."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #68 on:** September 23, 2008, 10:27:52 PM »

The tutorial is only once a week.

Also we were working with another girl, with bad acne scars, more talkative than the cute one. So the only time I got to talk to the cute one was when this guy, who I think is distinguished mentally-challenged or foreign or something, kept harassing the one with acne with questions.

Akala · « **Reply #69 on:** September 23, 2008, 10:28:43 PM »

53. It is never a good Idea to call your significant other a "plague rat."

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #70 on:** September 23, 2008, 11:06:49 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on September 23, 2008, 09:19:15 PM

50. 30 Rock is fucking hilarious.

54. 'Nothing is impossible...except dinosaurs'

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #71 on:** September 23, 2008, 11:17:43 PM »

55. Snipers and dudes with bats

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #72 on:** September 23, 2008, 11:19:10 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:06:49 PM

Quote from: Beezy on September 23, 2008, 09:19:15 PM
50. 30 Rock is fucking hilarious.

54. 'Nothing is impossible...except dinosaurs'

56. Live every week...like it's Shark Week.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #73 on:** September 23, 2008, 11:30:40 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 11:19:10 PM

Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:06:49 PM
Quote from: Beezy on September 23, 2008, 09:19:15 PM
50. 30 Rock is fucking hilarious.

54. 'Nothing is impossible...except dinosaurs'

56. Live every week...like it's Shark Week.

57. Be a giver of gifts, be her best friend...and work that va-jay-jay

Brehvolution · « **Reply #74 on:** September 24, 2008, 09:21:46 AM »

Quote from: Akala on September 23, 2008, 10:28:43 PM

53. It is never a good Idea to call your significant other a "plague rat."

Beezy · « **Reply #75 on:** September 24, 2008, 09:13:03 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:30:40 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 11:19:10 PM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:06:49 PM
Quote from: Beezy on September 23, 2008, 09:19:15 PM
50. 30 Rock is fucking hilarious.

54. 'Nothing is impossible...except dinosaurs'

56. Live every week...like it's Shark Week.

57. Be a giver of gifts, be her best friend...and work that va-jay-jay

Eric P · « **Reply #76 on:** September 24, 2008, 09:15:41 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:30:40 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 11:19:10 PM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:06:49 PM
Quote from: Beezy on September 23, 2008, 09:19:15 PM
50. 30 Rock is fucking hilarious.

54. 'Nothing is impossible...except dinosaurs'

56. Live every week...like it's Shark Week.

57. Be a giver of gifts, be her best friend...and work that va-jay-jay

58. tell her you want to donate your body to science and she's science

Positive Touch · « **Reply #77 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:29:22 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on September 23, 2008, 10:11:51 PM

51. The funny thing about regret is, It's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done.

59. and if you see your mother today, be sure to tell her SATAN SATAN SATAN

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #78 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:38:07 PM »

60. when backed into a corner do something so crazy that it might work, but it might not work

duckman2000 · « **Reply #79 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:39:28 PM »

61. Don't drink and let other people drive, or you might just end up in Ypsilanti.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #80 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:40:56 PM »

62. people who hate on Ypsilanti are probably pedophiles

duckman2000 · « **Reply #81 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:41:40 PM »

63. People in Ypsilanti are, without a doubt, pedophiles

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #82 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:42:59 PM »

64. Ann Arbor is cool but honestly, is in no way better than Ypsilanti

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #83 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:43:30 PM »

65. You can't avoid your problems forever.

But I still think I can; I haven't really learned that lesson.

Powerslave · « **Reply #84 on:** September 25, 2008, 02:59:57 AM »

^nice tag

lordmaji · « **Reply #85 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:03:02 AM »

66. Emotional Pain is 10xs worse than any physical pain. I'd rather have an armed sawed off instead of severe emotional pain.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #86 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:05:24 AM »

67. Men and women are equal in every way except in the court room.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #87 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:42:43 AM »

and dick size

demi · « **Reply #88 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:45:12 AM »

68. The best feeling in the world isn't love or happiness, it's when you were climbing ropes in gym class and you had that weird sensation in your groin area good god did that feel good I never wanted to come down...

demi · « **Reply #89 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:46:01 AM »

69. The best part of waking up isn't Folgers in your cup, its looking down and groping your half-erect cock. Man does it rock to be a man.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #90 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:49:10 AM »

Quote from: demi on September 25, 2008, 10:45:12 AM

68. The best feeling in the world isn't love or happiness, it's when you were climbing ropes in gym class and you had that weird sensation in your groin area good god did that feel good I never wanted to come down...

Oh man, can you imagine rope burn on your dick?

demi · « **Reply #91 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:52:18 AM »

Well I was clothed when I climbed and I took my time going down cause I was still having good sensations. It took a lot of willpower to not just let go.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #92 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:09:12 AM »

Quote from: demi on September 25, 2008, 10:52:18 AM

Well I was clothed when I climbed and I took my time going down cause I was still having good sensations. It took a lot of willpower to not just let go.

You totally would have came if you did.

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Author Topic: Today, tell everybody one life lesson your learned (Read 8230 times)