I played a lot yesterday and while I did terribly due to horrific lag (cunts are in your crosshairs and you unload shitloads of ammo and they dont take any damage... grrrrr), you encounter some pretty zany dudes
some choice quotes:
"On top of the crack house nicca! Hes got a fucking RPG!!" (his gamertag was MOOKAVELI lolz)
"hahahah, shiiitt. Im high as mu'uafucker rite now yo"
(in thick Aussie accent) "Heeeey bitches, you guys ready to go or what?"